Dr. Shimmy
@drshimmy.bsky.social
Chief pathology resident, has cats, eats food
he/him
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Obviously the Haradrim are the bad guys, but they do come in with the coolest horn call.
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Obviously the Haradrim are the bad guys, but they do come in with the coolest horn call.
That Key and Peele sketch has done irreparable damage to people named Aaron.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That Key and Peele sketch has done irreparable damage to people named Aaron.
Any tips on beating this boss in Silksong? She keeps parrying all of my attacks.
October 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Any tips on beating this boss in Silksong? She keeps parrying all of my attacks.
I'm getting really good at doing the runback to bosses in Silksong.
September 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm getting really good at doing the runback to bosses in Silksong.
Microplastics are actually good for you.
August 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Microplastics are actually good for you.
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i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars
August 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars i hate cars
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He wept upon seeing arts previously unbeknownst to man.
July 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
He wept upon seeing arts previously unbeknownst to man.
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Need tallboy cans of diet coke
June 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Need tallboy cans of diet coke
Issuing a Heat advisory. Y’all should all go watch Heat, it’s a good movie.
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Issuing a Heat advisory. Y’all should all go watch Heat, it’s a good movie.
Jesus Christ, The Times is such a contemptible rag. Utter dog shit bigots.
June 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Jesus Christ, The Times is such a contemptible rag. Utter dog shit bigots.
Buying fleshlight and just eating it out.
June 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Buying fleshlight and just eating it out.
They should make a baseball that is 5 innings.
June 13, 2025 at 11:29 AM
They should make a baseball that is 5 innings.
Yes! YES!
June 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Yes! YES!
The Night of the Long Tweets
June 6, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The Night of the Long Tweets
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Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”
May 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Charles Barkley: “They got us up so high I could touch God. That’s the only chance il get too see him. I’m going to hell”
Holy fucking shit! FUCK!!
May 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Holy fucking shit! FUCK!!
Pro cooking tip, cook whatever you want and then dump Lao Gan Ma crisp on it.
May 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Pro cooking tip, cook whatever you want and then dump Lao Gan Ma crisp on it.
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See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
May 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
See if you and your friends can solve my riddle!
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Fucking Harris Teeter doesn’t carry individual habaneros anymore. Have to buy an entire bag of ‘em when I only need one. Dumb ass fucking store.
May 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Fucking Harris Teeter doesn’t carry individual habaneros anymore. Have to buy an entire bag of ‘em when I only need one. Dumb ass fucking store.
Sorry I can’t come into work today. My cats want me to stay home and pet them.
May 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sorry I can’t come into work today. My cats want me to stay home and pet them.
We need to Nuremberg the lot of them
April 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We need to Nuremberg the lot of them