Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death
@dsmdexter.bsky.social
Twitter refugee from the increasingly fascist notUSA. Sometimes I can be a dick, but most of the time I'm Mike.
Where my name came from. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/
Where my name came from. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/
Went for a Friday ride, rode on a bunch of canyon roads, including The Snake, which was recently reopened. All good roads. We had lunch at the Rock Store, which was surprisingly good. Some nice bikes there, including this MV Agusta adventure bike. It was as big as it looks! #motosky
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Went for a Friday ride, rode on a bunch of canyon roads, including The Snake, which was recently reopened. All good roads. We had lunch at the Rock Store, which was surprisingly good. Some nice bikes there, including this MV Agusta adventure bike. It was as big as it looks! #motosky
These guys would beg to differ. And they are not alone.
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
These guys would beg to differ. And they are not alone.
If they don't have a penis, how can they be a man? What kind of woke BS is she spreading?...
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If they don't have a penis, how can they be a man? What kind of woke BS is she spreading?...
A picture that one of the other guys took. Yours truly in the hi viz.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A picture that one of the other guys took. Yours truly in the hi viz.
My weekly ride report. Today we rode to the Carizzo Plain. The plain is flat, the roads to it are anything but. Some amazing twisties followed by 20+ mile of gravel, dirt, and sand rd. One of the plain borders is the San Andreas Fault. A lot of fun, but I am whipped tonight! #Motosky
December 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My weekly ride report. Today we rode to the Carizzo Plain. The plain is flat, the roads to it are anything but. Some amazing twisties followed by 20+ mile of gravel, dirt, and sand rd. One of the plain borders is the San Andreas Fault. A lot of fun, but I am whipped tonight! #Motosky
On the third anniversary of adopting us, Cabo is sleeping so close to me on the couch that I can feel his eye blinking!
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
On the third anniversary of adopting us, Cabo is sleeping so close to me on the couch that I can feel his eye blinking!
3 years ago today, this guy came to live with us!
December 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
3 years ago today, this guy came to live with us!
It may be perfectly normal, but if there isn't a lie in this, it would be the first time. Any Drs. here on bluesky see anything unusual in the wording or content of this letter?
December 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It may be perfectly normal, but if there isn't a lie in this, it would be the first time. Any Drs. here on bluesky see anything unusual in the wording or content of this letter?
Another nice SoCal day for a ride. Did Little Tujunga Canyon Rd and the Santa Clara Truck Trail. Went by a Nike missile site. Beautiful views, as always. The last 10 miles were the toughest I have done on the Tuareg, but would be simple on a dirt bike.
#motosky
#motosky
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Another nice SoCal day for a ride. Did Little Tujunga Canyon Rd and the Santa Clara Truck Trail. Went by a Nike missile site. Beautiful views, as always. The last 10 miles were the toughest I have done on the Tuareg, but would be simple on a dirt bike.
#motosky
#motosky
spanky's own trusted mobsters conspire with foreign mobsters to play him.
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
spanky's own trusted mobsters conspire with foreign mobsters to play him.
When half the GDP growth is vaporware, is there any actual GDP growth? The numbers are fictional hallucinations of financial fraud. Someone needs to pull the bottom card out.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
When half the GDP growth is vaporware, is there any actual GDP growth? The numbers are fictional hallucinations of financial fraud. Someone needs to pull the bottom card out.
@sully27gp.bsky.social
The country needs a complete tarring.
The country needs a complete tarring.
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
@sully27gp.bsky.social
The country needs a complete tarring.
The country needs a complete tarring.
A nice day after some rain this week. I went for a ride on the Angeles Crest Hwy, it never disappoints. I had to deal with more cars than usual, but still had a good ride. #motosky
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A nice day after some rain this week. I went for a ride on the Angeles Crest Hwy, it never disappoints. I had to deal with more cars than usual, but still had a good ride. #motosky
My wife's car after hitting a deer on the interstate. She walked away, the deer, not so much.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My wife's car after hitting a deer on the interstate. She walked away, the deer, not so much.
Notice she didn't say "the whole truth and nothing but the truth"
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Notice she didn't say "the whole truth and nothing but the truth"
427-1 the house passes the epstein bill. They are so happy. Lol. If they are so happy, why didn't they do it 8 months ago?...
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
427-1 the house passes the epstein bill. They are so happy. Lol. If they are so happy, why didn't they do it 8 months ago?...
I can only imagine. I remember the first YZ250 I rode after my YZ125. I was amazed at how short the straightaways got!
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I can only imagine. I remember the first YZ250 I rode after my YZ125. I was amazed at how short the straightaways got!
He is "serving" the same way as he was before he turned on her. She wasn't calling him a traitor then.
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He is "serving" the same way as he was before he turned on her. She wasn't calling him a traitor then.
Yamaha brought a new frame for the V4 this weekend. And they still are using all the swingarm pivot adjustment right off the bat. You have to wonder how serious they are.
David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP
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David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yamaha brought a new frame for the V4 this weekend. And they still are using all the swingarm pivot adjustment right off the bat. You have to wonder how serious they are.
David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP![]()
David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP
It's as if they know me personally...
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's as if they know me personally...
In the "I never thought I would see" category, AliExpress is offering me the opportunity to buy a Lambo V10. With $5000 off and $42.00 shipping. It shows they have sold one...
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
In the "I never thought I would see" category, AliExpress is offering me the opportunity to buy a Lambo V10. With $5000 off and $42.00 shipping. It shows they have sold one...
A few pics.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A few pics.
Nobody works harder...
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nobody works harder...
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