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i wish i could share a cigarette with my dog
October 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
i wish i could share a cigarette with my dog
Leaving the house with two children under 3 has the logistical feel of a military mission
December 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Leaving the house with two children under 3 has the logistical feel of a military mission
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A tasting flight but of NyQuil knockoffs
December 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A tasting flight but of NyQuil knockoffs
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Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
I’m going to raise my children to be just like Manousos
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I’m going to raise my children to be just like Manousos
Updated my profile picture to reflect my government’s feelings
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Updated my profile picture to reflect my government’s feelings
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Epstein Files, everybody!
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*White* House interns.
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
*White* House interns.
My 1 month old makes direct eye contact with me while taking a 10 second fart which I’m sure he knows will result in the wettest shit known to mankind
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
My 1 month old makes direct eye contact with me while taking a 10 second fart which I’m sure he knows will result in the wettest shit known to mankind
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texas literally has assigned armed state troopers to guard the ladies room.
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
Enforcement of Texas’ bathroom bill draws challenges
In its first week, one group’s test of the new restrictions was met with ID checks at women’s restrooms at the Capitol while the Austin City Council moved to circumvent the law's intent.
www.texastribune.org
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
texas literally has assigned armed state troopers to guard the ladies room.
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/12/t...
He is going to outlive us all, yes even you young person
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
He is going to outlive us all, yes even you young person
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the future holds a few graves deserving of weapons-grade piss and I cannot supply all of it alone
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the future holds a few graves deserving of weapons-grade piss and I cannot supply all of it alone
Birds 31-0
What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Birds 31-0
The host of “Celebrity Apprentice” has possession of the nuclear football
repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
Loomer got the NSA deputy director nom pulled
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The host of “Celebrity Apprentice” has possession of the nuclear football
I ate an eighth of shrooms and saw Zombieland at midnight when it premiered
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I ate an eighth of shrooms and saw Zombieland at midnight when it premiered
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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we must eradicate capitalism
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
we must eradicate capitalism
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My wife’s cousin served up crustless cheesecake and I don’t think I’ve ever been as silently irate in my entire life. If I was a a restaurant I’d ask the sever for a glass of milk instead
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My wife’s cousin served up crustless cheesecake and I don’t think I’ve ever been as silently irate in my entire life. If I was a a restaurant I’d ask the sever for a glass of milk instead
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The number of convicted criminals in immigration detention is about 1.8x what it was when Trump took office.
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The number of convicted criminals in immigration detention is about 1.8x what it was when Trump took office.
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
The number of people with no criminal record whatsoever — who are detained solely for immigration reasons — has shot up **25.5x**
open.substack.com/pub/austinko... (via @austinkocher.com)
Russia tried to kill Zelensky in Dublin and this has activated my IRA genes for some reason
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Russia tried to kill Zelensky in Dublin and this has activated my IRA genes for some reason
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You'd think us violating Irish neutrality in an apparent attempt to assassinate Zelensky by forcing his plane to crash would be bigger news.
For the Irish for a start.
For the Irish for a start.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You'd think us violating Irish neutrality in an apparent attempt to assassinate Zelensky by forcing his plane to crash would be bigger news.
For the Irish for a start.
For the Irish for a start.