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fanfic writer who is so cringe
i might shit(post) here
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i love tv guy
August 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
”oh im a monsterfucker” WRONG. the monster fucks YOU. you’re a monsterFUCKED. now man up and reset that werewolf via prostate like god intended
May 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The hard part is now done; all that’s left is just one more… | #art #digitalart #mermay #mermay2025 #powerrangers #powerrangersdinocharge #zenowing #zenowingdinocharge
May 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
gender reveal but I walk into the orphanage blindfolded point and say ‘that one’
May 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
hm. I should post here more often. I need to build a brand that’s wildly different from all of my other accounts because that’s really funny and nobody will recognize me if they find me on other platforms/if they come to here from other platforms (except You. You know who you are.)
May 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Oh yeah it's pretty common for one of your omega blocks to be smaller than the other
tfw you're up in the cleavage of the omega block
May 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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the worst thing about bluesky is that when you sign up they don’t tell you how important your starting location is. now i can’t get any grain no matter what i do. i’ve resorted to barging in on strangers’ conversations offering to trade two wool and a lumber for a grain but i usually just get muted
September 5, 2024 at 2:02 PM
bluesky is hard but not as hard as me
September 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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ok I'll bite: what's a wife
November 14, 2023 at 7:37 PM
I’ve already made this post goddamn
just realized I’ve never posted a fic or any writing thing here whoops

on one hand i do want to post shit here on the other hand i like having this be completely unrelated to my other accounts anywhere else
February 22, 2024 at 12:47 AM
just realized I’ve never posted a fic or any writing thing here whoops

on one hand i do want to post shit here on the other hand i like having this be completely unrelated to my other accounts anywhere else
February 22, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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February 7, 2024 at 1:07 PM
i made this account to try and be free of my other social media accounts to be more of myself but dear lord do i wanna post the same cringe and fandoms on here too
January 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
lot of Micheal’s on here
January 21, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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December 18, 2023 at 5:05 PM
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running Heaven is constantly thinking "God Almighty..."

(Supreme) Archangel Aziraphale from Good Omens
December 18, 2023 at 10:36 PM
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It's no use to me if people are sad when I die. I'll never know about it. I want people to be sad I'm alive.
December 19, 2023 at 4:55 AM
I feel like a boomer whenever I get on a new social media platform like. “how do I like the tweets” “no grandma they aren’t tweets this isn’t twitter” “where are the hashtags”
December 18, 2023 at 11:17 PM
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the best hour i've spent in recent memory is the hour i spent today looking up google reviews of islands
December 18, 2023 at 9:03 PM
three likes

ive made it
December 18, 2023 at 10:14 PM
this is my first Twitter account be nice
December 18, 2023 at 9:12 PM