@dumbbitch96.bsky.social
I cry while cutting onions because I'm an empath.
January 14, 2026 at 7:14 PM
I cry while cutting onions because I'm an empath.
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It was such a pleasure to give and receive music as a gift. I hate streaming, it's just not the same experience as listening to a physical album. It's a big loss.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It was such a pleasure to give and receive music as a gift. I hate streaming, it's just not the same experience as listening to a physical album. It's a big loss.
Gimme gimme gimme a Xan after midnight
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Gimme gimme gimme a Xan after midnight
Switching my music over from Spotify to Tidal today and feeling the anxiety levels of being hunted for sport
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Switching my music over from Spotify to Tidal today and feeling the anxiety levels of being hunted for sport
This is so embarrassing but I just learned that Béla Fleck and Chris Thile are not the same person
January 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This is so embarrassing but I just learned that Béla Fleck and Chris Thile are not the same person
Fun fact! JD stands for Jowly Douchebag
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Fun fact! JD stands for Jowly Douchebag
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Reminder that George Washington called the Boston Tea Partiers 'looters and rioters' but it was their actions that freed america from the king
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Reminder that George Washington called the Boston Tea Partiers 'looters and rioters' but it was their actions that freed america from the king
My therapist told me I was doing a good job doing hard work and while he didn’t say “good girl” it had the same effect 😍🫠
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
My therapist told me I was doing a good job doing hard work and while he didn’t say “good girl” it had the same effect 😍🫠
Turns out when you only sleep 2-3 hours every night you feel not good
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Turns out when you only sleep 2-3 hours every night you feel not good
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If you’re going to self-diagnose yourself with autism at least try spacing it out a couple days from getting the flu shot
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
If you’re going to self-diagnose yourself with autism at least try spacing it out a couple days from getting the flu shot
Jesus Christ Penney
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Jesus Christ Penney
It’s my abuser’s birthday! Cheers to hoping his dick falls off and his teeth fall out of his mouth while someone water boards him with pee until he dies!
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It’s my abuser’s birthday! Cheers to hoping his dick falls off and his teeth fall out of his mouth while someone water boards him with pee until he dies!
Playing around with new tattoo ideas
January 3, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Playing around with new tattoo ideas
My 2026 energy
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My 2026 energy
EMDR? More like EMDeez nuts!
December 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
EMDR? More like EMDeez nuts!
About to "see you next year" the fuck out of this office
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
About to "see you next year" the fuck out of this office
Brigitte Bardon’t 😬
December 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Brigitte Bardon’t 😬
Cool thing about having nightmares almost every night is that it makes the nightmare of consciousness seem less bad
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Cool thing about having nightmares almost every night is that it makes the nightmare of consciousness seem less bad
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for
December 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for
I’ve started getting Shen Yun advertisements in my dreams
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve started getting Shen Yun advertisements in my dreams
Rotating myself under a hot shower like a rotisserie chicken
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Rotating myself under a hot shower like a rotisserie chicken
When a man tells me he hates John Mayer it triggers my “I can fix him” complex
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When a man tells me he hates John Mayer it triggers my “I can fix him” complex
Going to the gym and lifting incorrectly in order to injure myself so I don’t have to go to the gym
December 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Going to the gym and lifting incorrectly in order to injure myself so I don’t have to go to the gym
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eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
eBay option to fight the other bidder in the parking lot like gentlemen