There's a joke reply here in which i could hit trans-inclusive misogyny and then link heartless by kanye and it would be problematic as all hell but it's late and I'm tireder than shit. Plus it would be like half-funny half-forced. Now I'm gonna fall asleep with an antisemites song stuck in my head.

Yeah I just wear a Hawaiian shirt and people generally assumesomethings off. Added bonus; no one ever asks the person wearing a Hawaiian shirt to do anything. Except maybe shots. I'll do a shot.

Yo i shot the bad drugs for like fifteen years of my life, what your describing sounds like you'll be fine. If the injection spot that hurt is still tender or if it starts to swell just hit it with a warm compress.

That's exactly the point, had they been like, "Yeah, let's do that." I would have asked where their place was so we could walk and drink in that general direction. When they just looked blank I knew it was a bad idea. I am oftentimes a whirlwind of consequences, people should know what's coming.

Like didn't even know what the Beat generation was in general. So 2 a.m. came and it was time to leave and to solve the problem I just told the kid I was gonna walk around and drink in the street for a few more hours. That got me out of it, plus I got to drink in the street for a few more hours.

I went to a bar on Christmas and this exact situation was rapidly developing with this 22 year old twink and they were nice enough and I was considering breaking my Age divided by two plus seven rule for avoiding problematic age gaps but then the kid didn't know who Burroughs was. Or Ginsberg.

Big W for flapper amputation fetishists. The rest of us are taking an L though. Fat fucking L.

I don't even want to date my core, let alone marry it!

A lady with tacky blue eyeshadow and headband horns would 110% smoke Nat Sherman Fantasias. 10/10 for accuracy

I lost my virginity to Days of Our Lives by Bone Thugs.

Didn't make it past the harmonizing intro.

For what it's worth it haven't been in a gym in literally 20 years, I've just eavesdropped on countless douchebags bragging at the bar.

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We were dead before the pixelated boat even sank

Don't actively want to die, worth it.

Most anything worth feeling is hard to explain, I think I get the vibe.

Holy shit you finish games?

(Also how was slay the princess? it looks weird af and I'm kinda into it.)

Did you remember to read it right to left? It kind of loses a lot of the punch if you forget to do that.

My oldest sister broke the antenna off my boom box for listening to a pop stations Top 9 at 9 in 2nd grade and gave me an Operation Ivy cd. Different strokes.

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