Placing a 32-leg parlay on everything suddenly getting better, pray for me. 🙏🙏🙏🤳
February 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Placing a 32-leg parlay on everything suddenly getting better, pray for me. 🙏🙏🙏🤳
Herstory by Hitler, the new fragrance by Hugo Boss.
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Herstory by Hitler, the new fragrance by Hugo Boss.
Thinking of a character who hated the superbowl halftime show because they prefer music more traditional to latin American culture, like Morrissey or Iron Maiden. He is wearing a sleeveless Slayer T_shirt with the arm wholes cut large enough you can see his manboob nipple piercing from the side.
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Thinking of a character who hated the superbowl halftime show because they prefer music more traditional to latin American culture, like Morrissey or Iron Maiden. He is wearing a sleeveless Slayer T_shirt with the arm wholes cut large enough you can see his manboob nipple piercing from the side.
You're telling me that right on the verge of turning 40 these monsters develop a "finger free" blood test for prostate cancer?
What the fuck have I been living for?
What the fuck have I been living for?
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
You're telling me that right on the verge of turning 40 these monsters develop a "finger free" blood test for prostate cancer?
What the fuck have I been living for?
What the fuck have I been living for?
The fucking coinbase superbowl ad Jesus fucking christ what was that
Clipart from Microsoft Word 98 ass graphics
God damn it man we used to be a country what the fuck
Clipart from Microsoft Word 98 ass graphics
God damn it man we used to be a country what the fuck
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The fucking coinbase superbowl ad Jesus fucking christ what was that
Clipart from Microsoft Word 98 ass graphics
God damn it man we used to be a country what the fuck
Clipart from Microsoft Word 98 ass graphics
God damn it man we used to be a country what the fuck
Guy Fierre as 'Just A Guy' in that Bosch commercial looked like the middle image in an Animorphs cover where Al from Home Improvement becomes the host of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.
February 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Guy Fierre as 'Just A Guy' in that Bosch commercial looked like the middle image in an Animorphs cover where Al from Home Improvement becomes the host of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.
Holy fuck is Jeffery Epstein disguised as Jon Bon Jovi at the Super Bowl?!
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Holy fuck is Jeffery Epstein disguised as Jon Bon Jovi at the Super Bowl?!
Haha cool, but I fucking walked here so im gonna need you to sell me some fucking weed man what the fuck
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Haha cool, but I fucking walked here so im gonna need you to sell me some fucking weed man what the fuck
🎶I believe the children are our future🎵
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
🎶I believe the children are our future🎵
Just watched A History of Violence for the first time.
When are we gonna get A Herstory of Violence, amirite?
When are we gonna get A Herstory of Violence, amirite?
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Just watched A History of Violence for the first time.
When are we gonna get A Herstory of Violence, amirite?
When are we gonna get A Herstory of Violence, amirite?
In the shower standing up like the Terminator getting sent back in time after failing at self felatio.
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 AM
In the shower standing up like the Terminator getting sent back in time after failing at self felatio.
Man these are really some "get the fuck out in the streets" type events coupled with some brutal "stay the fuck inside" type weather.
January 24, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Man these are really some "get the fuck out in the streets" type events coupled with some brutal "stay the fuck inside" type weather.
The best thing Tarkov ever did was teach my butthole to pucker whenever someone mentions a Special Economic Zone. #escapefromtarkov
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The best thing Tarkov ever did was teach my butthole to pucker whenever someone mentions a Special Economic Zone. #escapefromtarkov
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The character limit on your bluesky post is 300. The character limit on your alt text for images is 2000.
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The character limit on your bluesky post is 300. The character limit on your alt text for images is 2000.
I just noticed that the weird spot in my vision the last couple days has been a crusty bit of milk that must've splashed on my glasses, maybe on Thursday?
It's fucking Sunday.
I'm 37 years old.
It's fucking Sunday.
I'm 37 years old.
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I just noticed that the weird spot in my vision the last couple days has been a crusty bit of milk that must've splashed on my glasses, maybe on Thursday?
It's fucking Sunday.
I'm 37 years old.
It's fucking Sunday.
I'm 37 years old.
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AI can't take my job as a writer because I don't even have one
January 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
AI can't take my job as a writer because I don't even have one
Who left the John Cena Wax Figurine in the sun again?!
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Who left the John Cena Wax Figurine in the sun again?!
I know the pieces fit...
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I know the pieces fit...
"Phillip! I have an idea..."
January 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"Phillip! I have an idea..."
If I were a short form content political commentator and I wanted to do a right-wing heel turn right now, I would probably soft-launch it by floating the idea that the Quarter Zip trend is directly responsible for last year's sharp decline murder rates in Chicago and Baltimore.
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
If I were a short form content political commentator and I wanted to do a right-wing heel turn right now, I would probably soft-launch it by floating the idea that the Quarter Zip trend is directly responsible for last year's sharp decline murder rates in Chicago and Baltimore.
Main character of the Twisted Metal show just said the coolest place he's ever been is the Container Store.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Main character of the Twisted Metal show just said the coolest place he's ever been is the Container Store.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
Confirmed Autist is all I'm saying.
Last January 1st I bought an ounce of meth and a 20 pack of rigs and resolved to kill myself by February.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Last January 1st I bought an ounce of meth and a 20 pack of rigs and resolved to kill myself by February.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.
So I'm just saying 2026 ain't exactly great but it could be going worse.