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Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
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I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I would never abuse a substance. I love substances.
Can't fall asleep yet, 30 minutes until my parsympathetic nervous system goes tits up cause I live on the city limit line and kids should be allowed to have fun with boom things as long as the population density isn't too high.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Can't fall asleep yet, 30 minutes until my parsympathetic nervous system goes tits up cause I live on the city limit line and kids should be allowed to have fun with boom things as long as the population density isn't too high.
First new years I haven't been bartending in over a decade. This shit sucks, I want everyone to think I'm cool and give me momey
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
First new years I haven't been bartending in over a decade. This shit sucks, I want everyone to think I'm cool and give me momey
How much does a 40oz cost these days?
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 AM
How much does a 40oz cost these days?
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Real fucking low point. Incredibly shitty.
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Real fucking low point. Incredibly shitty.
No shit this bathroom has a more hostile vibe than the bathroom half full of trash in the basement kitchen of the Harris County Jail. Holy shit.
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No shit this bathroom has a more hostile vibe than the bathroom half full of trash in the basement kitchen of the Harris County Jail. Holy shit.
Sorry nephew, uncle nate got into grandma's edibles and long story short we're gonna have to go out for dinner
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sorry nephew, uncle nate got into grandma's edibles and long story short we're gonna have to go out for dinner
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to associate optimism and a positive outlook with low intelligence
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing us to associate optimism and a positive outlook with low intelligence
Y'know now that I'm thinking about it my shower did taste like burning this morning
Air and water quality were being monitored Saturday after about 1 million gallons of sulfuric acid was released into the Houston Ship Channel, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo.
1 million gallons of sulfuric acid leaks into Houston Ship Channel, officials say
Two people were transported to a hospital and subsequently released after a leak at an industrial facility, according to Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo, who said the greatest impact could be environmental.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
December 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Y'know now that I'm thinking about it my shower did taste like burning this morning
Gay, Straight? Top, Bottom? Cis, Trans?
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Gay, Straight? Top, Bottom? Cis, Trans?
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Listen, I'm a dedicated team player who thrives in a fast-paced environment.
Drive Through Shrimp Cocktails.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Drive Through Shrimp Cocktails.
One of the more amusing ways that my broken brain manifests itself on an almost daily basis is that in the deep instinctual part of my mind I never believe the mg dosage on the THC gummy packaging. Within an hour I will invariably convince myself I need to eat at least twice the necessary amount.
December 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
One of the more amusing ways that my broken brain manifests itself on an almost daily basis is that in the deep instinctual part of my mind I never believe the mg dosage on the THC gummy packaging. Within an hour I will invariably convince myself I need to eat at least twice the necessary amount.
I wore a green shirt.
Because Christmas.
Because Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I wore a green shirt.
Because Christmas.
Because Christmas.
Sheets? On your bed? Like of paper?
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Sheets? On your bed? Like of paper?
Home Alone's soundtrack sounds like it was done by the Siberian Orchestra pretransition.
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Home Alone's soundtrack sounds like it was done by the Siberian Orchestra pretransition.
Legacy look like a panda
December 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Legacy look like a panda
New favorite tshirt
December 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
New favorite tshirt
Several years ago I had to have a sit down conversation with a friend I'd known since highschool about how Andrew Tate was a terrible person and whether or not his enjoyment of him was ironic he had to cut that shit or we would not remain friends. It was not ironic, we have not seen each other since
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Several years ago I had to have a sit down conversation with a friend I'd known since highschool about how Andrew Tate was a terrible person and whether or not his enjoyment of him was ironic he had to cut that shit or we would not remain friends. It was not ironic, we have not seen each other since
Listen I'm already fully in peak fat fuck holiday slob physical form so it being goddamn 80 degrees outside is a fucking problem.
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Listen I'm already fully in peak fat fuck holiday slob physical form so it being goddamn 80 degrees outside is a fucking problem.
listen
December 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
listen
Joe Rogan? From the cast of News Radio?!
December 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Joe Rogan? From the cast of News Radio?!