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tonight we let the nog do the talking
December 13, 2024 at 2:34 AM
tonight we let the nog do the talking
my hands smell like christmas tree :)
December 12, 2024 at 4:58 AM
my hands smell like christmas tree :)
does this chik-fil-a have their flag at half mast for the UHC guy??
December 12, 2024 at 4:07 AM
does this chik-fil-a have their flag at half mast for the UHC guy??
ever suddenly find yourself with extra time on your hands and no idea what to do
December 11, 2024 at 4:38 PM
ever suddenly find yourself with extra time on your hands and no idea what to do
and then I just never wore the dress again but it’s still in the closet ~7 years later
December 2, 2024 at 3:55 AM
and then I just never wore the dress again but it’s still in the closet ~7 years later
it’s only tuesday 😭
November 27, 2024 at 12:19 AM
it’s only tuesday 😭
Eat Stuffing or Die Hard
November 25, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Eat Stuffing or Die Hard
do not dox my husband like this
I’m in an art Facebook group and I’m obsessed with this guy who loves to paint his chesty wife.
November 25, 2024 at 4:07 AM
do not dox my husband like this
I’m just really excited for incest folgers season.
November 25, 2024 at 4:07 AM
I’m just really excited for incest folgers season.
holding space for holding space.
November 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
holding space for holding space.
When i hear “George Lucas” i picture this man
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM
When i hear “George Lucas” i picture this man
how i start lookin’ around the house the colder it gets outside
November 22, 2024 at 4:17 AM
how i start lookin’ around the house the colder it gets outside
Switched back to hormonal birth control and it’s effectively rendered the semaglutide moot. Hello again, cravings.
November 22, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Switched back to hormonal birth control and it’s effectively rendered the semaglutide moot. Hello again, cravings.
“Bummer” has never and will never leave my lexicon
We should just start saying this shit again. They can’t stop us all.
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 AM
“Bummer” has never and will never leave my lexicon
It’s a haunted strip club. What music is playing?
(recommendations please)
(recommendations please)
November 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
It’s a haunted strip club. What music is playing?
(recommendations please)
(recommendations please)
referring to all fictional characters as false prophets
November 21, 2024 at 7:52 AM
referring to all fictional characters as false prophets
Girl bosses all the way down
November 21, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Girl bosses all the way down
wasn’t sure i remembered Jeff Bridges name correctly so as I’m paused waiting for my husband to confirm that that was at least someone’s name he just asks “….do you remember my name?”
November 21, 2024 at 2:51 AM
wasn’t sure i remembered Jeff Bridges name correctly so as I’m paused waiting for my husband to confirm that that was at least someone’s name he just asks “….do you remember my name?”
didn’t think it’d be the case but the amount of misspelling on here is awe-inspiring
November 20, 2024 at 7:16 AM
didn’t think it’d be the case but the amount of misspelling on here is awe-inspiring
zero bangers gang rise up
in theory i support people importing their old tweets but it should only allow you to import the absolute bangers. i want that good shit ONLY
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
zero bangers gang rise up
I just want all the followers with absolutely zero effort.
November 20, 2024 at 4:37 AM
I just want all the followers with absolutely zero effort.
It was a real tragedy. For Macbeth in particular!
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
It was a real tragedy. For Macbeth in particular!