Duncanstein
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I make salsa. I have a Terrible emergency contact. I'm missing a briefcase.
“How do I, a sentient human being who managed to do this for multiple decades already, live life?”
“Okay, I got you.”
-Every ChatGPT commercial
“Okay, I got you.”
-Every ChatGPT commercial
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
“How do I, a sentient human being who managed to do this for multiple decades already, live life?”
“Okay, I got you.”
-Every ChatGPT commercial
“Okay, I got you.”
-Every ChatGPT commercial
An underrated genre of Sports Fan Loser is “Prove It Deal” Guy, the dope who thinks pro athletes LOVE receiving low-ball short-term offers in a field where they’re one injury away from never making millions of dollars again.
January 23, 2026 at 8:05 PM
An underrated genre of Sports Fan Loser is “Prove It Deal” Guy, the dope who thinks pro athletes LOVE receiving low-ball short-term offers in a field where they’re one injury away from never making millions of dollars again.
It brings me no joy to admit this but the TV show “Adults” is just so freaking good. A worthy spiritual successor to “Happy Endings” with a lot of Seinfeld DNA mixed in.
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
It brings me no joy to admit this but the TV show “Adults” is just so freaking good. A worthy spiritual successor to “Happy Endings” with a lot of Seinfeld DNA mixed in.
I don’t care what anyone says that was some fun shit.
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I don’t care what anyone says that was some fun shit.
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Can we be done with “Sports YouTuber/podcaster ‘reacts’ during the game” videos? Most of these fools have clearly done it too much to even try faking outrage anymore. It should be UrinatingTree and that’s it.
January 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Can we be done with “Sports YouTuber/podcaster ‘reacts’ during the game” videos? Most of these fools have clearly done it too much to even try faking outrage anymore. It should be UrinatingTree and that’s it.
WillHIMS and ‘em said
January 11, 2026 at 5:22 AM
WillHIMS and ‘em said
When “Clean Girl Aesthetic” starts seeping into your food you’re only playing yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When “Clean Girl Aesthetic” starts seeping into your food you’re only playing yourself.
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The name means “Way mo’ traffic deaths!”
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The name means “Way mo’ traffic deaths!”
Does he think newborns and toddlers can vote?
Dr. Mehmet Oz said he is hoping Americans “make lots of Trump babies” before the 2026 midterm elections.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Does he think newborns and toddlers can vote?
Much like the World Series was a beautiful symphony of world-class baseball, Bears-Bengals is a beautiful symphony of drunkenly mid football.
November 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Much like the World Series was a beautiful symphony of world-class baseball, Bears-Bengals is a beautiful symphony of drunkenly mid football.
You cannot bunt in that situation.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You cannot bunt in that situation.
The new grass hasn’t even finished growing over his grave yet and his widow is always cucking him for Captain Couch. If there is such a thing as a spirit that can observe the world via the afterlife, I love this for it.
Erika Kirk: “No one will ever replace my husband, but I do see some similarities of my husband in JD”
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The new grass hasn’t even finished growing over his grave yet and his widow is always cucking him for Captain Couch. If there is such a thing as a spirit that can observe the world via the afterlife, I love this for it.
Honestly, Seattle and Toronto are two fun inoffensive teams. It’s unfortunate both of them couldn’t win.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Honestly, Seattle and Toronto are two fun inoffensive teams. It’s unfortunate both of them couldn’t win.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
But more unfortunate is that Milwaukee couldn’t lose again.
Fortunately MiLLLLwaukee has a flag for just this occasion!
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Fortunately MiLLLLwaukee has a flag for just this occasion!
He gave ‘em the Moody Blues!
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
He gave ‘em the Moody Blues!
Well he’s finally right about SOMETHING.
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Well he’s finally right about SOMETHING.
Keegan-Michael Key does one impression of you and your career never recovers.
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Keegan-Michael Key does one impression of you and your career never recovers.
I occasionally follow a family of rubes who moved to Russia to escape American libs and pretty much half the things they say in praise of Russia has to do with their malls and convenience foods. This cynical strategy to sway American hearts and minds would be offensive if it weren’t so effective.
My favorite excerpt of this is Bill Burr apparently not knowing that Saudi Arabia is a major American ally.
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I occasionally follow a family of rubes who moved to Russia to escape American libs and pretty much half the things they say in praise of Russia has to do with their malls and convenience foods. This cynical strategy to sway American hearts and minds would be offensive if it weren’t so effective.
Oh, your baseball team didn’t improve by 19 games? Can’t relate.
September 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oh, your baseball team didn’t improve by 19 games? Can’t relate.
You know how incels have gotten to the point where they’re now just flat out begging every woman they know for pity sex, whether she actually wants it or not? Yeah, that’s where conservatives are right now.
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
More than anything, they want to be patted on the head and told they're a good boy by the liberal elites
September 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know how incels have gotten to the point where they’re now just flat out begging every woman they know for pity sex, whether she actually wants it or not? Yeah, that’s where conservatives are right now.
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
(And yes, I know that the Venn diagram between the two has a massive overlap.)
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America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
I mean, the Chiefs are also 0-2 and I don’t see anyone freaking out over them.
September 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I mean, the Chiefs are also 0-2 and I don’t see anyone freaking out over them.
Am I suddenly not American? I hope Iceland took me in some kind of redraft!
September 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Am I suddenly not American? I hope Iceland took me in some kind of redraft!