Imsolazy
@dustyburlap.bsky.social
Eat the whole apple.
Philadelphia is the weirdest.
Philadelphia is the weirdest.
Between ICE, Bob Weir and the Eagles I might need to take a week off effective immediately.
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Between ICE, Bob Weir and the Eagles I might need to take a week off effective immediately.
I’m so fuckin tired.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’m so fuckin tired.
I yearn for a time when we were able to feed on a theater hand job for days. This is all too much.
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I yearn for a time when we were able to feed on a theater hand job for days. This is all too much.
Thank you for your kWh’s.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Thank you for your kWh’s.
lol. I get that it’s kinda the point, but how do you reason with that?
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
lol. I get that it’s kinda the point, but how do you reason with that?
Aaron Rodgers has completed the Bane transformation.
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Aaron Rodgers has completed the Bane transformation.
2026 is a bust. On to ‘27!
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
2026 is a bust. On to ‘27!
OOO 🤙🏾
I believe this is the latest social media post from the US Director of National Intelligence, who hasn’t otherwise been heard from today.
![Tulsi Gabbard @TulsiGabbard
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My heart is filled with gratitude, aloha and peace
/ #2026
[various beach yoga and sunrise photos]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:on5oeywiqx32fh2zau473wz6/bafkreiadxukjsnyrzfaycc5mcaorvfz2yjijulhuog66jkkpzpwcl3vli4@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
OOO 🤙🏾
I’m restoration videos in my algorithm years old and it just hit me hard. Fuck.
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m restoration videos in my algorithm years old and it just hit me hard. Fuck.
Gen Z’s answer to Guitar Center.
December 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Gen Z’s answer to Guitar Center.
Point taken. However, “bigoted boner” only makes me think of the venerable Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw.
I forget who said it recently (sorry!!!) but it's true: With the decimation of local newspapers, the outward reach of stories starting locally, then covered by local tv, then picked up by legacy papers & national tv is completely wiped. Now the starting point is some bigoted boner's YouTube channel
the reason the media doesnt cover stories is because right-wing podcasts funded by billionaires set the information agenda in this country for mainstream media
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Point taken. However, “bigoted boner” only makes me think of the venerable Colonel Steven J. Lockjaw.
Why is newscasts all caps? What a fuckin weirdo.
Trump wants to cancel TV licenses because he doesn't like what late night TV hosts are saying about him.
What happened to "stop cancel culture" and buck up "snowflakes?" And what happened to the First Amendment?
What happened to "stop cancel culture" and buck up "snowflakes?" And what happened to the First Amendment?
December 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Why is newscasts all caps? What a fuckin weirdo.
Can we cool it with all the church stuff?
James Talarico: The Bible doesn't mention abortion or gay marriage, but it goes on and on about forgiving debt, liberating the poor, and healing the sick. The closest thing we have to the kingdom of heaven is a multiracial, multicultural democracy where power is truly shared among all people
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Can we cool it with all the church stuff?
If that’s all this is about, just stop apologizing maybe?
Oh, then fuck off also.
Oh, then fuck off also.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If that’s all this is about, just stop apologizing maybe?
Oh, then fuck off also.
Oh, then fuck off also.
Look, I think Tom Brady is great. I kinda do. However, I can’t do the “A” sounds. Good god man.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Look, I think Tom Brady is great. I kinda do. However, I can’t do the “A” sounds. Good god man.
Duck Hodges Wikipedia photo is art.
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Duck Hodges Wikipedia photo is art.
What — and I cannot stress this enough — the *fuck* are we doing?
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced $1 billion in federal funding to improve the passenger experience at airports. It’s part of a campaign to “Make Travel Family Friendly.”
MAHA for airports: Trump officials pitch mini-gyms, more play areas
The Transportation Department is encouraging airports to apply for funding under a campaign to “Make Travel Family Friendly Again.”
www.washingtonpost.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
What — and I cannot stress this enough — the *fuck* are we doing?
When Bruce Banner Esq. hears “objection” during cross examination.
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When Bruce Banner Esq. hears “objection” during cross examination.
ving rhames voice: meeeaaats, meats, meats, meats, meats, meeaats, meeaats.
Seven Nation Arby’s.
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ving rhames voice: meeeaaats, meats, meats, meats, meats, meeaats, meeaats.
Tom Cotton would be my first choice to play Ratatouille in a live action production.
WELKER: You're talking about Trump protecting Arkansas from drugs, yet he pardoned the former president of Honduras who trafficked more than 500 tons of cocaine into the US. How does that make us safer?
COTTON: I haven't spoken to POTUS about that pardon. I have to know more about the circumstances
COTTON: I haven't spoken to POTUS about that pardon. I have to know more about the circumstances
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tom Cotton would be my first choice to play Ratatouille in a live action production.
Wild Berry is easily the most satisfyingly unnatural looking pop tart and I’ll die on that hill.
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Wild Berry is easily the most satisfyingly unnatural looking pop tart and I’ll die on that hill.
Kudos Ben Johnson. Nifty ass business
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Kudos Ben Johnson. Nifty ass business
The Bears are not good. I believe this.
December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The Bears are not good. I believe this.
One can only imagine it’s daily IV injections of UV light.
Trump last night had the complexion of a Thanksgiving turkey that was left in the oven too long and bandages were again visible on the back of his right hand
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
(photos via Getty and by Aaron Schwartz and Paul Morigi)
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One can only imagine it’s daily IV injections of UV light.