Dylan
@dylanrandom.bsky.social
Recovering editor. Writer of typos.
It's dinner time in 15 minutes. Can you tell? CAN YOU?!
January 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It's dinner time in 15 minutes. Can you tell? CAN YOU?!
Welcome to Threads. It's nothing like Twitter.
jfc lol
jfc lol
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Welcome to Threads. It's nothing like Twitter.
jfc lol
jfc lol
Once again mildly horrified at how many hours I played #videogames this year, and I don't even think I play that much.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Once again mildly horrified at how many hours I played #videogames this year, and I don't even think I play that much.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
2:27am. I'm on my eighth Black Sails episode today. Never mind the gifts, much of my family is still in every corner of the world for a few more days.
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
2:27am. I'm on my eighth Black Sails episode today. Never mind the gifts, much of my family is still in every corner of the world for a few more days.
Didn't forget Henri, he's just a little more of a drag at these sorts of things. Can't believe this'll be his 5th Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Didn't forget Henri, he's just a little more of a drag at these sorts of things. Can't believe this'll be his 5th Christmas.
Murdock is ready for his third Christmas, looking quite dapper in his festive jumper.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Murdock is ready for his third Christmas, looking quite dapper in his festive jumper.
Headed to my neighbour's open house shortly, and it just occurred to me that if anybody's allergic to nuts, this could be murder.
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Headed to my neighbour's open house shortly, and it just occurred to me that if anybody's allergic to nuts, this could be murder.
I have a dog who likes sweaters again! Hallelujah! Too bad he doesn't fit into Pippin's [expansive] wardrobe. But I've barely touched Wendel's closet since he died, and those will all fit him fine!
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have a dog who likes sweaters again! Hallelujah! Too bad he doesn't fit into Pippin's [expansive] wardrobe. But I've barely touched Wendel's closet since he died, and those will all fit him fine!
The patron saint of misfit toys.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The patron saint of misfit toys.
Making my dog watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Making my dog watch Stranger Things from the beginning.
The first benefit that comes to mind when thinking about how mobile phones have become so intertwined in our lives is the “Remember this day...” photo feature that appears each morning
October 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The first benefit that comes to mind when thinking about how mobile phones have become so intertwined in our lives is the “Remember this day...” photo feature that appears each morning
It's October 23rd, and I received a call my Star Trek Christmas ornament is in. #Consumerism
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It's October 23rd, and I received a call my Star Trek Christmas ornament is in. #Consumerism
Seeing how we're just not going to talk about how orange crops in the US have been decimated, let's instead talk about this Aussie orange I picked up on the weekend. Chongo's at Crossroads calls it a chocolate navel, and it's deliciously sweet and juicy. I haven't seen them anywhere else in Calgary.
October 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Seeing how we're just not going to talk about how orange crops in the US have been decimated, let's instead talk about this Aussie orange I picked up on the weekend. Chongo's at Crossroads calls it a chocolate navel, and it's deliciously sweet and juicy. I haven't seen them anywhere else in Calgary.
God bless Dollarama's $4 Halloween dog sweaters.
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
God bless Dollarama's $4 Halloween dog sweaters.
We're going to need a bigger boat
September 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
We're going to need a bigger boat
Snacking on leftover eggplant parm at 2:10 a.m. - highly recommend.
September 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Snacking on leftover eggplant parm at 2:10 a.m. - highly recommend.
Hmm. Should I watch Man of Steel on Prime, Paramount, Crave, or Netflix.
August 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Hmm. Should I watch Man of Steel on Prime, Paramount, Crave, or Netflix.
The weekly Wednesday doggy daycare protest. "I'm not going, and you can't make me"
August 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The weekly Wednesday doggy daycare protest. "I'm not going, and you can't make me"
It's kind of an inside joke that I forgot I'd done about six or seven years ago, but Lego Alex Ovechkin hasn't let up partying with the Stanley Cup!
July 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It's kind of an inside joke that I forgot I'd done about six or seven years ago, but Lego Alex Ovechkin hasn't let up partying with the Stanley Cup!
That time my dog wouldn't cooperate during a photo shoot and it resulted in an accidental Renaissance portrait.
July 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That time my dog wouldn't cooperate during a photo shoot and it resulted in an accidental Renaissance portrait.