Dylan
@dylanrandom.bsky.social
Recovering editor. Writer of typos.
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
I can really appreciate how passionate Germans are for cake.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I can really appreciate how passionate Germans are for cake.
Between geopolitical tension, economic uncertainty, and the looming threat of annihilation, tomorrow's Masters of the Universe trailer might be what finally pushes me over the edge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=se8l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=se8l...
Masters of The Universe - Official 'Simpler Times' Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by IGN
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January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Between geopolitical tension, economic uncertainty, and the looming threat of annihilation, tomorrow's Masters of the Universe trailer might be what finally pushes me over the edge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=se8l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=se8l...
Sticking my head in the proverbial sand isn't working anymore you guys
*Logs 18th movie of 2026*
*Logs 18th movie of 2026*
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Sticking my head in the proverbial sand isn't working anymore you guys
*Logs 18th movie of 2026*
*Logs 18th movie of 2026*
It's dinner time in 15 minutes. Can you tell? CAN YOU?!
January 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
It's dinner time in 15 minutes. Can you tell? CAN YOU?!
Welcome to Threads. It's nothing like Twitter.
jfc lol
jfc lol
January 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Welcome to Threads. It's nothing like Twitter.
jfc lol
jfc lol
Sure would've liked to have caught Hamnet during it's 37-miniute theatrical run.
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Sure would've liked to have caught Hamnet during it's 37-miniute theatrical run.
Who’d have thought the American political system was so fucking impotent?
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Who’d have thought the American political system was so fucking impotent?
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John Horgan, I'm real sorry you're dead and I respect that you were the BC premier but you are wrong
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
John Horgan, I'm real sorry you're dead and I respect that you were the BC premier but you are wrong
Once again mildly horrified at how many hours I played #videogames this year, and I don't even think I play that much.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
January 1, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Once again mildly horrified at how many hours I played #videogames this year, and I don't even think I play that much.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
I'm fairly certain this is some psychological thing ingrained in me since childhood from being told we were completely wasting our lives playing games.
2:27am. I'm on my eighth Black Sails episode today. Never mind the gifts, much of my family is still in every corner of the world for a few more days.
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
2:27am. I'm on my eighth Black Sails episode today. Never mind the gifts, much of my family is still in every corner of the world for a few more days.
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Never give up, never surrender! Galaxy Quest was released 26 years ago today.
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Never give up, never surrender! Galaxy Quest was released 26 years ago today.
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
NSEA Protector, NTE-3120, filming model by ILM (NTE for Not The Enterprise 🤭)
Just went to 7-Eleven to get a bag of ice, the kid unlocked the chest and gave me three "because it's Christmas." My man!
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just went to 7-Eleven to get a bag of ice, the kid unlocked the chest and gave me three "because it's Christmas." My man!
Didn't forget Henri, he's just a little more of a drag at these sorts of things. Can't believe this'll be his 5th Christmas.
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Didn't forget Henri, he's just a little more of a drag at these sorts of things. Can't believe this'll be his 5th Christmas.
Murdock is ready for his third Christmas, looking quite dapper in his festive jumper.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Murdock is ready for his third Christmas, looking quite dapper in his festive jumper.
Headed to my neighbour's open house shortly, and it just occurred to me that if anybody's allergic to nuts, this could be murder.
December 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Headed to my neighbour's open house shortly, and it just occurred to me that if anybody's allergic to nuts, this could be murder.
Mark Carney's team is currently scouring Canadian malls for a remaining San Francisco in hopes of finding a Gold Medal in Presidenting.
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Mark Carney's team is currently scouring Canadian malls for a remaining San Francisco in hopes of finding a Gold Medal in Presidenting.
A family Irish cream recipe I found calls for 750ml of whisky, so I was thinking I'd be making like, y'know, two or three litres. Nope, it makes jstnover a litre and tating isnt not goibh well as you think I canzzzzzzZzzzZZZZzzz
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A family Irish cream recipe I found calls for 750ml of whisky, so I was thinking I'd be making like, y'know, two or three litres. Nope, it makes jstnover a litre and tating isnt not goibh well as you think I canzzzzzzZzzzZZZZzzz
I have a dog who likes sweaters again! Hallelujah! Too bad he doesn't fit into Pippin's [expansive] wardrobe. But I've barely touched Wendel's closet since he died, and those will all fit him fine!
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have a dog who likes sweaters again! Hallelujah! Too bad he doesn't fit into Pippin's [expansive] wardrobe. But I've barely touched Wendel's closet since he died, and those will all fit him fine!
Everything I read about Netflix and Warner Bros sounds more grim
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Everything I read about Netflix and Warner Bros sounds more grim
You know, I don't think I get enough credit for single-handedly bringing Jif peanut butter back to Canada via my one-man letter writing campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
You know, I don't think I get enough credit for single-handedly bringing Jif peanut butter back to Canada via my one-man letter writing campaign.
I just sold a Lego car I bought, I think on sale for $19.99 like a year ago for $80. Why do I even invest my money in the markets???
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I just sold a Lego car I bought, I think on sale for $19.99 like a year ago for $80. Why do I even invest my money in the markets???
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
I guess it's a...neat (?) car from Fast & Furious--which I haven't even seen--but christ, I actually feel bad selling it for that much
A scalper is born every minute
God I hate Christmas. Love Christmas trees, like the nostalgia, can tolerate the music . . . hate everything else.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
God I hate Christmas. Love Christmas trees, like the nostalgia, can tolerate the music . . . hate everything else.
The patron saint of misfit toys.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The patron saint of misfit toys.