Dylan (2026 edition)
@dylwaters.bsky.social
505 blood. Cat dad (biological). F slur.
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2026: commenting “ai slop” on baby pics
if I start the reading Long Game you all need to emotionally support me
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
if I start the reading Long Game you all need to emotionally support me
happy new year. time to lock in and get that screen time UP
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 PM
happy new year. time to lock in and get that screen time UP
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This is what I want 2026 to feel like.
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 AM
This is what I want 2026 to feel like.
guys if i fall asleep you can’t be mad
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
guys if i fall asleep you can’t be mad
ok east coast don’t spoil what happens on the new year again
January 1, 2026 at 12:27 AM
ok east coast don’t spoil what happens on the new year again
2026: commenting “ai slop” on baby pics
January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
2026: commenting “ai slop” on baby pics
2026: vecna comes out as bi
December 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
2026: vecna comes out as bi
2026: buying the substance with klarna
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
2026: buying the substance with klarna
2026: beating lactose intolerance
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
2026: beating lactose intolerance
2026: having to woke double to make up for gen z
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
2026: having to woke double to make up for gen z
2026: work on myself until I get annoying about it, then stop.
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
2026: work on myself until I get annoying about it, then stop.
oh god it’s resolutions day
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
oh god it’s resolutions day
i’m coming to the cottage [threat]
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i’m coming to the cottage [threat]
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back on my bs (watching edits) #HeatedRivalry
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
back on my bs (watching edits) #HeatedRivalry
canada hybrid warfare against usa but it’s just heated rivalry
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
canada hybrid warfare against usa but it’s just heated rivalry
Jk I relapsed
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Jk I relapsed
Day 1 of not having complete Heated Rivalry psychosis
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Day 1 of not having complete Heated Rivalry psychosis
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I shoot my shot by posting
December 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I shoot my shot by posting
She baby / huge bitch
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
She baby / huge bitch
Erika Kirk D4 Paladin roleplay
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Erika Kirk D4 Paladin roleplay
Alright guys starting my 2026 journey of health by working out every day this week (1)
December 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Alright guys starting my 2026 journey of health by working out every day this week (1)