Your friend, Zimz
@dzimz.bsky.social
I like things. I enjoy doing some stuff and dislike doing other stuff. A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
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Your friend, Zimz
@dzimz.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Hello, I'm new and need to find the cool people. As such, there is one question that can help me determine who can be in my crew.
Who would a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
Who would a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
Fly-swatting season is officially on. Starting strong batting 1.000. It's been years since a swing and miss. I may get caught looking, but my contact rate is elite.
February 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Fly-swatting season is officially on. Starting strong batting 1.000. It's been years since a swing and miss. I may get caught looking, but my contact rate is elite.
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I hope they make a sequel to Nosferatu and call it Nosfera2
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I hope they make a sequel to Nosferatu and call it Nosfera2
That was certainly one of the Chicago Bearsiest Chicago Bears games.
December 27, 2024 at 4:04 AM
That was certainly one of the Chicago Bearsiest Chicago Bears games.
I don't like the implication that this king was not hot. OG Frosty had that rizz.
a frosty the snowman animated program from 1989
Alt: a frosty the snowman animated program from 1989, a very handsome snowman waving
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I don't like the implication that this king was not hot. OG Frosty had that rizz.
How I imagine @theonion.com feels every time:
December 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
How I imagine @theonion.com feels every time:
Just took the garbage out and it is officially "so cold all you can do is swear when you step back inside" season.
December 12, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Just took the garbage out and it is officially "so cold all you can do is swear when you step back inside" season.
If these two are in agreement, something is fucked up.
PBMs have manipulated the market to enrich themselves — hiking up drug costs, cheating employers, and driving small pharmacies out of business.
My new bipartisan bill with Sen. Hawley will rein in these middlemen.
My new bipartisan bill with Sen. Hawley will rein in these middlemen.
Exclusive | Lawmakers Plot to Force Health Insurers to Sell Off Pharmacies
A bipartisan group of lawmakers are set to introduce legislation to break up pharmacy-benefit managers.
www.wsj.com
December 11, 2024 at 10:33 PM
If these two are in agreement, something is fucked up.
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The thing about Dude Wipes is that someone created a product, a corp. hired pros to develop the product, held meetings on marketing them, and now there are ppl whose entire workday is dedicated to them, and it’s all predicated on the idea that men take huge messy shits that require extensive cleanup
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
The thing about Dude Wipes is that someone created a product, a corp. hired pros to develop the product, held meetings on marketing them, and now there are ppl whose entire workday is dedicated to them, and it’s all predicated on the idea that men take huge messy shits that require extensive cleanup
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a bunch of those generic accounts that just post doctored images of space or scenic vistas have joined Bluesky and keep appearing in my Discover feed
November 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
a bunch of those generic accounts that just post doctored images of space or scenic vistas have joined Bluesky and keep appearing in my Discover feed
Hello, I'm new and need to find the cool people. As such, there is one question that can help me determine who can be in my crew.
Who would a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
Who would a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
November 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Hello, I'm new and need to find the cool people. As such, there is one question that can help me determine who can be in my crew.
Who would a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
Who would a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?