David Zorn
@dzorn.bsky.social
comedy writer / video editor / linen slinger / Page Finalist, Page QF, Big Break QF, Emerging Screenwriters Finalist / lapsed bostonian / dog person
Wow!! I just found out I won Best Comedy Screenplay at this year's Page Awards. 🙂 Super psyched! #scriptsky #pageawards
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wow!! I just found out I won Best Comedy Screenplay at this year's Page Awards. 🙂 Super psyched! #scriptsky #pageawards
Super psyched and thankful to the Page Awards for making my action comedy Speed Dating a 2025 Finalist. #scriptsky
September 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Super psyched and thankful to the Page Awards for making my action comedy Speed Dating a 2025 Finalist. #scriptsky
Why is no one talking about the bigger crime of paying to see Coldplay?
July 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Why is no one talking about the bigger crime of paying to see Coldplay?
Schumer caves more than a Thai boys soccer team
March 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Schumer caves more than a Thai boys soccer team
The Onion needs to start looking for a job.
February 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Onion needs to start looking for a job.
Heads up, Department of Iversityday, Quityeay and Clusioninay
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Heads up, Department of Iversityday, Quityeay and Clusioninay
Only 1,461 days to go
January 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Only 1,461 days to go
I have zero interest in his new book My Kampf
January 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I have zero interest in his new book My Kampf
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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LA friends, if you’ve lost your home, I’m so sorry. In case it helps, here’s some stuff I wish I’d known:
1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.
1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.
January 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
LA friends, if you’ve lost your home, I’m so sorry. In case it helps, here’s some stuff I wish I’d known:
1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.
1. Make detailed contemporaneous notes about every conversation you have with your insurance company.
Actual email subject line today from the Tone Deaf Dept at Stage 32:
Do Not Lose The Fire In Your Voice In 2025
#scriptsky
Do Not Lose The Fire In Your Voice In 2025
#scriptsky
January 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Actual email subject line today from the Tone Deaf Dept at Stage 32:
Do Not Lose The Fire In Your Voice In 2025
#scriptsky
Do Not Lose The Fire In Your Voice In 2025
#scriptsky
Seeing the outpouring of support for those impacted by the LA fires is heartwarming and restoring a little bit of my faith in humanity. We're on the edge of the Palisades fire but thankfully unaffected so far, other than the smoke which has caused some apocalyptic sunsets.
January 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Seeing the outpouring of support for those impacted by the LA fires is heartwarming and restoring a little bit of my faith in humanity. We're on the edge of the Palisades fire but thankfully unaffected so far, other than the smoke which has caused some apocalyptic sunsets.
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Per KTLA.com
Help for 1st responders and displaced residents
• Joe's Pizza - Free pizza
• Norms - Free meals for first responders and firefighters from Jan. 9-12.
• Sizzler locations in Van Nuys, Los Feliz, Palmdale and Fox Hills - Free meals for first
responders and evacuees
Help for 1st responders and displaced residents
• Joe's Pizza - Free pizza
• Norms - Free meals for first responders and firefighters from Jan. 9-12.
• Sizzler locations in Van Nuys, Los Feliz, Palmdale and Fox Hills - Free meals for first
responders and evacuees
https://KTLA.co•
January 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Per KTLA.com
Help for 1st responders and displaced residents
• Joe's Pizza - Free pizza
• Norms - Free meals for first responders and firefighters from Jan. 9-12.
• Sizzler locations in Van Nuys, Los Feliz, Palmdale and Fox Hills - Free meals for first
responders and evacuees
Help for 1st responders and displaced residents
• Joe's Pizza - Free pizza
• Norms - Free meals for first responders and firefighters from Jan. 9-12.
• Sizzler locations in Van Nuys, Los Feliz, Palmdale and Fox Hills - Free meals for first
responders and evacuees
Reposted by David Zorn
For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
January 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
For SoCal friends,
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can.
For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla
Reposted by David Zorn
A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
January 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A knife that's just been used to slice bread can go back in the drawer. Bread doesn't count.
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Thou shalt not promise lower grocery prices and then deliver war against Panama, Canada, and Greenland.
January 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Thou shalt not promise lower grocery prices and then deliver war against Panama, Canada, and Greenland.
Venice Beach sunset with smoke from the Palisades fire
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Venice Beach sunset with smoke from the Palisades fire
A original Picasshole
January 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A original Picasshole
Luke Littler, 17-year old dart champion, looks old enough to hang outside the liquor store and ask himself to buy alcohol for himself
this is Luke Littler, who just won the world darts championship
he is 17 years old
he is 17 years old
January 4, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Luke Littler, 17-year old dart champion, looks old enough to hang outside the liquor store and ask himself to buy alcohol for himself
Currently writing a dork comedy
December 27, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Currently writing a dork comedy
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah from our tree to yours!
December 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukah from our tree to yours!
People calling Jeff Bezos elitist scum for spending $600 million on his wedding need to remember it's not just for oligarchs, he also invited 400 worker robots
December 22, 2024 at 10:19 PM
People calling Jeff Bezos elitist scum for spending $600 million on his wedding need to remember it's not just for oligarchs, he also invited 400 worker robots
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Obi-wan Kenobi: "there is no gap in my resume."
Obi-wan Kenobi: "there is no gap in my resume."
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your résumé?
Alan Parrish: I found a board game and had to wait until the dice read five or eight.
Alan Parrish: I found a board game and had to wait until the dice read five or eight.
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Copy editor: It's "résumé."
Copy editor: It's "résumé."
December 22, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Obi-wan Kenobi: "there is no gap in my resume."
Obi-wan Kenobi: "there is no gap in my resume."
Hi, yes, I would like to return this timeline.
December 16, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Hi, yes, I would like to return this timeline.