Todd L
@eaglegolf.bsky.social
ABC seems to be the only ones that don't understand what the @poptartsbowl.com is.
December 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
ABC seems to be the only ones that don't understand what the @poptartsbowl.com is.
Nothing better illustrates how little value you have to the capitalistic system than the cost difference between a steaming site's ad-supported and ad-free tiers
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Nothing better illustrates how little value you have to the capitalistic system than the cost difference between a steaming site's ad-supported and ad-free tiers
This is gonna be the funniest timeline when Trey Parker and Matt Stone save our democracy.
July 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
This is gonna be the funniest timeline when Trey Parker and Matt Stone save our democracy.
I love Jennifer Coolidge as much as the next guy, but if I've gotta watch the Discovery salon commercial one more time so help me god.
March 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I love Jennifer Coolidge as much as the next guy, but if I've gotta watch the Discovery salon commercial one more time so help me god.
You know, I think we're really underappreciating that the whole point of Dune is that human kind can no longer rely on Artificial Intelligence so in order to complete interstellar travel they fight over the super LSD they feed to their special mathematicians.
March 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You know, I think we're really underappreciating that the whole point of Dune is that human kind can no longer rely on Artificial Intelligence so in order to complete interstellar travel they fight over the super LSD they feed to their special mathematicians.
If you have a sock that made it through the laundry with a hole in it and you don't notice it until the next time you go to wear it, do you give it one more ride to honor its sacrifice? Or are you normal?
February 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you have a sock that made it through the laundry with a hole in it and you don't notice it until the next time you go to wear it, do you give it one more ride to honor its sacrifice? Or are you normal?
Can we just live in a society where Rage Against the Machine isn't more relevant now than they were in 1992 for fuck's sake?
January 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Can we just live in a society where Rage Against the Machine isn't more relevant now than they were in 1992 for fuck's sake?
What conspiracy theory do you hope takes hold in 2025? Mine is that the reason Christian Conservatives are so aggressively Pro-Life is so that there are more vulnerable children for Christian Conservatives to sexually abuse.
December 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
What conspiracy theory do you hope takes hold in 2025? Mine is that the reason Christian Conservatives are so aggressively Pro-Life is so that there are more vulnerable children for Christian Conservatives to sexually abuse.
Reposted by Todd L
If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
December 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
Like all millennials, my retirement plan is to file a workman's comp claim for the brain tumor I got standing too close to the break room microwaves.
December 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Like all millennials, my retirement plan is to file a workman's comp claim for the brain tumor I got standing too close to the break room microwaves.
Don't snitch
Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.”
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
December 16, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Don't snitch
A live action Lion King movie, but it's the animals acting out the plot of The Lion King while David Attenborough narrates his interpretation of what they're doing.
December 15, 2024 at 7:16 PM
A live action Lion King movie, but it's the animals acting out the plot of The Lion King while David Attenborough narrates his interpretation of what they're doing.