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kelly
@earley.bsky.social
angel investor and pathological liar

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in a happy meal for adults
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
someone out there is breaking the boycott for a joey tribbiani funko pop
February 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
im not joking the building management introduced a free PS5 rental scheme a while back, but there hasn't been 1 day where it has been in stock
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
greatest acquisition – free drip coffee machine, free clothes horse

recent sacrifice i fed to the chat to keep the magic going: one of my neighbours put in the chat that he liked someone's perfume and wanted to know the name of it, i had also smelled & recognised it & had a bottle to give 4 free
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
accompanying a full U2 playlist
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
the evil unidentical twin
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
there are a few goblins of bluesky if u know where to look
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
but seriously, what kind of person would now choose to bring their kids to the wizarding world of harry potter or sit down to binge watch the series at christmas?

the transphobia was reason enough to stop, but now it's like sitting your kids down to watch jim'll fix it for nostalgia's sake
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
if u see me reading in public with headphones on, just know
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM