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kelly
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angel investor and pathological liar

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❗ Coolock Library & Age Action are looking for volunteers to help older people get to grips with tech (details at the very start of this episode)
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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The Filton trial tells us two things:

1. The justice system cannot defeat us. If we trust in the inherent goodness of people, of empathy, of those of us willing to fight against oppression and genocide, we can and will be free.

2. Direct action gets the fucking goods.
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
why is nobody talking about how jeffrey epstein thought then-billionaire JK rowling was too cheap to buy a plane ticket
🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
February 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
remember that baby on tiktok that had its whole weaning journey documented, it would be eating fistfuls of steak and stuff... i just thought "god haven't seen those videos in ages" then remembered that the baby just actually grew up and eats normal now
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
i have combined the power of visualisation and my habit of putting off buying things for a really long time, to create a system where everything i need eventually ends up being offered for free or for a low price in my building's group chat
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 PM
everyone i know is having dreams about jeffrey epstein this week what kind of psyops is going on rn
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Fianna Fáil TD Michael Cahill claimed he was driving at 190km/h because he was eager to facilitate a meeting with the parents of children with profound disabilities.

Last week he voted against providing disabled people with an emergency winter payment of €400.

#spéirgorm 1/3
FF TD detected at 190km/h convicted of dangerous driving
Fianna Fáil TD Michael Cahill has been convicted of dangerous driving after a court heard he was driving at over 190km/h on a motorway last March.
www.rte.ie
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 AM
doing this in queen's university, no less. united ireland here we come
It’s not just football tricks that President Catherine Connolly has up her sleeve – she can also score an impressive backwards basketball shot.

jrnl.ie/6946030
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
guys mount temple is mentioned in the epstein files
February 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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If you are running 🏃‍♂️ in a race 🏁 that does not automatically give you the right to throw ur sugar jell packet on the ground when u could just put it back in ur vest 🦺
February 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
why the hell do they even ask you this
February 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;)

JE: we must invent trans phobia,,
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
in the last few weeks, people have said to me they don't like bluesky because it's too polite and people are too courteous to one another to the point that it feels soulless, and i have said on each occasion: "no, someone posted the words jack black ball bag the other day"
Jack Black: washed up ball bag
February 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
calling the aldi special buys leaflet a german zine to sound more interesting
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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"I loved Chris Benoit, he was really good at pretending to fight in a pair of thermals; which erases the murder of his wife and child, the alleged locker-room harassment, the alleged long line of domestic abuses, etc."

I would very much like peoples' inner child not to be enmeshed in IP, please.
i've known a lot of people who justified their interaction with harry potter media/rowling's intellectual property despite her transphobia because it was such a big part of their childhood...

sooo where do they stand on JK rowling's potential role in destroying countless childhoods, i wonder
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
im listening to an audio book and just thought "i wish this had subtitles"
February 3, 2026 at 4:34 PM
i've known a lot of people who justified their interaction with harry potter media/rowling's intellectual property despite her transphobia because it was such a big part of their childhood...

sooo where do they stand on JK rowling's potential role in destroying countless childhoods, i wonder
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
i wish u could get umbro socks that said

um... bro
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
thinking about 10 years from now when the present day equivalent of jeffrey epstein is dead and every mention of crypto in the subsequently released emails is replaced with AI
February 3, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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combine this with the money they spend on crap like greyhound racing and there's a huge amount of 'sports' spending that doesn't really do anything to help people in ireland who'd like to play or enjoy sports
Oh well!

To host the last game, the Irish gov spent €4.2m on a licence fee to the NFL, and another €5m on infrastructure and “operational costs”.

DCC spent €350,000.

Imagine if that money was spent on local sporting initiatives? A lot of kids in Dublin City don’t even have a pitch to play on.
NFL confirms there will be no game in Dublin this year
February 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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Pessimistic prediction, but:

At some point, being in the Epstein files a few times without direct evidence that you killed, fucked and ate a baby, is going to become a mark of prestige. Because enough powerful people are implicated that accepting it will be presented as realistic grown up politics.
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM