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𓍊𓋼Crow, la sorcière pétulante𓋼𓍊
@eaterofcrow.bsky.social
Itinerant Graphic Designer,
Professional Loud Woman,
and Queer Sand Witch

Technically Poly / ENM, but who's counting?
Me. I am.
The number is 1.
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Be forewarned, I have the social media awareness of a cop undercover at a high school.
Expect faux paus.
Pinned
craving sea breakfast
ate clams it hurt my tummy
winds of Mt Fuji
This just in, I make daily rat memes and decided I want to share them sans explanation.
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Someone typo'd 'left extremist orgasm' instead of 'left extremist organization' and I immediately thought "Damn, BlueSky would love a left extremist orgasm, though."
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Express your love.
Do it.
Now.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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In creative fields, compliment your coworkers’ work when you like it. Many have never had a coworker compliment their work before. A compliment is a show of professional trust and if you never show it then you’re a real crap
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"In this presentation I will explain how viewing art through the lens of Marxist philosophy can provide an understanding of how capitalism neuters art.

If you'll look at figure A you'll see a drawing of Bart pissing on the Ford logo I made in the margins of a particularly boring history book."
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
[If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it]

(Is this cool chain mail? When did chain mail become fun? Why did no one tell me?)
October 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This just in:
KITTENS
October 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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The reason these stochastic violence types are rarely if ever from "the left" is because left vs. right is meaningless now and has been for some time, just like Dem vs. GOP. It's people who want violence and power vs. people who want to live their lives and be left alone, maybe get a little weird
September 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
As far as I'm concerned, it's impossible for the Patriarchy to catch a stray, it's always right on target.
September 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
craving sea breakfast
ate clams it hurt my tummy
winds of Mt Fuji
April 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I know it's been 27 years, but I still haven't gotten over the fact that one of writers of 'There's Something about Mary' definitely saw shampoo in their hand while showering and thought "Huh, you know what looks like?"

And then told a room full of people who clapped and gave thumbs up.
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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The best April Fool's jokes lie on the extreme ends of the "Fish Head Pie - War of the Worlds" spectrum.
April 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Well, looks like FF14 sucked me back in again. Everytime I pick it back up it feels like moving to a new town:
Nobody knows me, I'm always lost, and random people keep asking me to join their FC.
Just like real life.
March 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We're so dirty on OPSEC, chat.
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I posted this dumb meme remix I made and I think a stranger thinks I'm horny for dolls now.

So that's my day.
March 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
You ever do an art and in the middle of it think "I feel like this would be worse if I finished it" so you just don't?
March 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Baaaah, I'm all grumped up now.
I just wish people could apologize for mistakes instead of doubling down online.

I'm going to cloister myself away and make dolls all day.
March 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Once again, a completly innocuous reply is somehow warped into an attack by someone.

Boy, it sure feels fucking good to be new here and it definitely doesn't feel like a high school cafeteria.
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I continue to make edible food.
March 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
We are going to see the outrage about Newsom's actions across our feeds, but please remember the people offline who only have the withered skeleton of 'traditional' news to rely on.
They'll likely only see a neutered version of this reporting, please *please* get this story out to them as well.
1. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports.

He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.

It's so much worse than being reported.

Subscribe to support my journalism.
CA Gov Gavin Newsom "Completely Aligns" With Charlie Kirk On Trans Issues In Podcast
The California Governor, in the launch of his new podcast, announced that he completely aligned with far-right, ant-LGBTQ+ influencer Charlie Kirk on sports, and agreed on prisons and youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I think we've spent too long capitulating to their framing. Speaking about human rights in terms of what it contributes to the economy. Fuck that shit. We look after people cos they're people. That's it.
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There's something uniquely affirming about most of your posts getting a like or two from complete strangers.

It's like Bluesky saying:
"Hey, bud. You did a real good job acting like a normal human there. Gold star."

And I desperately need that energy.
March 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm still struggling to understand why so many people here are so ready to attack others.

Like, I get that it sucks that every Jane and Dick can comment on your posts, but no one is actually invading your space. We're all yelling in a public quad.
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The feminine desire for your wife to have a penis so it could go in your mouth.
March 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM