Fatty Mayonnaise
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Fatty Mayonnaise
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after the last bell rings i let my bus kids play catch in the back of the room until they call for them. they desperately need recess in the upper grades.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i've found my people 😭
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i've found my people cuz every year i be holding on by a thread trying not to scream
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i can't stand that smug bitch.. putting chocolate in CHILI! wtf is wrong with him?!
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
and got sick eating that lil bitty ass raw fish
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i'm convinced my mama single-handedly kept them in business 😭 can't stand them til this day
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i've been watching taskmaster on youtube - i get a good giggle outa of it
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i've gotta go back and rewatch them again cuz i'm not feeling any of these new comedies
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
my fave episode is susie calling
cheryl a "carwash cunt" in that restaurant 😂
October 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
u look amazing! can u plz drop the details for that bikini top because it is performing magnificently?
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
tornado watch @3am- walking weather at 3pm
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
small trees?! that's not yard work- that's field work 😅
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
and fall ain't even done with us yet 🥲
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
arms still sore from raking these mf leaves
October 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
is so cute tho 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
his mouth said 💨💨💨💨
October 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
be 5 inches from the screen tryna shoot dem damn ducks 🤣
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
October 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
damn. i'm mad for u. that's become a staple at the house now.
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM