Fatty Mayonnaise
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Fatty Mayonnaise
@eb0ne.blacksky.app
· Nov 14
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omg- i just closed now the app cuz i couldn't find enough black women with chocolate locs
really wish pinterest would stop showing me ads of yt women with dreads when i’m looking up loc styles 🙄 girl ain’t nobody looking at ha!!!
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
omg- i just closed now the app cuz i couldn't find enough black women with chocolate locs
whenever we went on field trips at school i would starve and save my per diem as "allowance" 🥲
when i found out y'all were getting paid to do chores AND get good grades, i brought the matter to big womb for immediate consideration.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
ALT: a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
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January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
whenever we went on field trips at school i would starve and save my per diem as "allowance" 🥲
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I’d hate to be the type of girly girl that y’all describe.
Seems boring.
All the girly girls I know do whatever the fuck they want including all the stuff y’all call boy shit 😭😭
Seems boring.
All the girly girls I know do whatever the fuck they want including all the stuff y’all call boy shit 😭😭
January 4, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I’d hate to be the type of girly girl that y’all describe.
Seems boring.
All the girly girls I know do whatever the fuck they want including all the stuff y’all call boy shit 😭😭
Seems boring.
All the girly girls I know do whatever the fuck they want including all the stuff y’all call boy shit 😭😭
this might reveal too much about my mental state 😭
January 4, 2026 at 5:28 PM
this might reveal too much about my mental state 😭
i need places to shop for somone wanting to curate a quirky-comfy- elementary school- art teacher type wardrobe
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
i need places to shop for somone wanting to curate a quirky-comfy- elementary school- art teacher type wardrobe
i don't really understand the ire towards people using glps. some people need help reaching their health goals.
December 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
i don't really understand the ire towards people using glps. some people need help reaching their health goals.
chili made for the upcoming cold front 🤌🏾
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
chili made for the upcoming cold front 🤌🏾
my recent epiphany is depressing 😔
so i'm distracting myself by making duck broth
so i'm distracting myself by making duck broth
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
my recent epiphany is depressing 😔
so i'm distracting myself by making duck broth
so i'm distracting myself by making duck broth
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I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
it's about to be 80°F for christmas
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
it's about to be 80°F for christmas
they need to make more gudetama merch 😤
a cartoon drawing of a yellow duck with a black background
Alt: gudetama jumping with a black background
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December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
they need to make more gudetama merch 😤
it's not often i feel appreciated as a substitute. however at the last school i attended for 4 weeks the teachers, admins and students showed me more love than all my other assignments combined 🥰
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
it's not often i feel appreciated as a substitute. however at the last school i attended for 4 weeks the teachers, admins and students showed me more love than all my other assignments combined 🥰
listen: you don't have to me tell me that you didn't make that smell in the bathroom. i'm using a public restroom. i expect there to be smells.
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
listen: you don't have to me tell me that you didn't make that smell in the bathroom. i'm using a public restroom. i expect there to be smells.
where is the mf dryer's peppermint ice cream?
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
where is the mf dryer's peppermint ice cream?
i've found my people 🍽️
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i've found my people 🍽️
it's coming along
November 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
it's coming along
gonna smoke this duck and these beets tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
gonna smoke this duck and these beets tomorrow
if y'all don't eat vegetables just say that
I still think y’all are not serious talmbout eating green bean casserole….
Corn pudding sounded like a prank to me the first time I heard of it. It’s still part of someone’s tradition.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
if y'all don't eat vegetables just say that
ngl- i'm quick to cut a slow mf off.
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
guaranteed horrible drivers:
- ppl who drive minivans.
- ppl with TX license plates.
- ppl who drive minivans.
- ppl with TX license plates.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
ngl- i'm quick to cut a slow mf off.
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
but when i'm out of state- i'm on my best behavior 😇
this oatmeal raisin hate has to stop. some of you weren't raised around grannies and paw paws and it shows 🙂↕️
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
this oatmeal raisin hate has to stop. some of you weren't raised around grannies and paw paws and it shows 🙂↕️
used to retch just cleaning the pot they were in
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
used to retch just cleaning the pot they were in
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November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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this is so texas-coded 😝
Whataburger or burger king? Please respond.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
this is so texas-coded 😝