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Fatty Mayonnaise
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@kindredbookshop.bsky.social just sent me the notification that it shipped Eternal Ruin and. I. am. geeked.
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a sailor hat
Alt: spongebob wearing a sailor hat and geeking tf out
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October 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i'm stuck in a boring book rut and all the books i really wanna read have a 4+ week waitlist on libby
a penguin is crying in a puddle of water and the word pengu is on the bottom
Alt: a penguin is crying in a puddle of water and the word pengu is on the bottom
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October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
lisssen- he bought the GOOD ice cream to go with those floats. TILLAMOOK is the TRUTH.
This lady rates work potluck offerings lolol
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i thought that had to do with olive oil or some shit 😭
Imagine having "OVO" in your username as an adult in big 2025 😭😭🤢🤢🤢
October 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
why my vet clown my baby like this 😭#tripod
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
damn. y'all don't like shit.
It’s the holiday season, which means egg nog bout to drop.

THAT SHIT IS ASS!!!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i'm not flirting with you... i'm just a nice, smiley babykins 🤭
September 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
the smell of fabuloso in restaurants
What are you tired of ?
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
woke up early to catch a matinee of the demon slayer movie. i have so many questions and no one to talk about them with cuz... spoilers 😩
September 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
all the christmas conceived babies are celebrating this weekend
a baby is sitting on a couch holding a gift wrapped in happy birthday wrapping paper .
Alt: a baby is sitting on a couch holding a gift wrapped in happy birthday wrapping paper
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September 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
can someone please do the work (cuz i'm lazy) and tell me which works are those of black authors on this list?
Horror folks, it's the middle of September, and the Stoker Recommended Reading List is looking extremely small. If you're a member of the HWA, go recommend something you've read that you loved!
horror.org/awards/curre...
HWA Bram Stoker Award Recommendations
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September 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
secrets of the silent witch is growing on meeeeeeee #anime #sliceoflife
September 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
brûlée grapefruit breakfast 🤌🏾
September 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
ima be that creamy avocado jalapeño one
I’d be a jalepeño mango pineapple salsa.
If i could be a salsa I would be salsa verde
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
pumpkin spice pimple patches
Pumpkin spice deodorant
Pumpkin spice hormone cream
September 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
any of my big girls on depop or poshmark?
September 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
September 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
my 🐈: *rubs on my leg*
me: you don't even like me you're just hungry 😭
September 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I will not get more demure with age. I’m getting hotter and more unhinged ✨
August 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
August 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
all these thanksgiving conceptions celebrating this weekend... happy birthday turkey babies
treatin the entire weekend as my birthday.. idc.
August 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
kinda hating everyone in this book but ima finish it anyway
August 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Tongues Out Tuesday
August 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I need all software engineers to turn down the racism in the OS by allowing apostrophes and dashes in our names.
August 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM