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Eben (gregarious and banned)

@eben-wifeguy.bsky.social

150 followers 770 following 650 posts

I'm eben. I have epilepsy and major depressive disorder. My sister died this year and that's kinda fucked everything up for me, but I still believe the world can be better If you aren’t reading the alt-text you’re missing out

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2d

A sexy young Jacques Lacan sunbathing shirtless and smoking a stick. I’ve added a speech bubble below indicating that he is the one ‘saying’ the quoted skeet…

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 46m

u should try posting thru it

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 47m

yeah, you understand nothing too

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 48m

leaning on a crutch isn’t the same as belief, which requires strength, intellect, and courage all working in unison.

I’d suggest you try it but my optimism knows *some* bounds, unfortunately

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 51m

i wasn’t asking, dumbass- I’m telling you

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 53m

you post a lot for someone who believes in nothing at all

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 1h

bitchin

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 1h

🦗🦗🦗

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Pabst Blue Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 5h

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 3h

GOOD NIGHT,
DAGMAR

NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 3h

GOOD NIGHT,
DAGMAR

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

i want this for me so bad

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

marching in, and wheezing about it tho

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fairshare.help @fairshare.help · 2d

New Request

MARAH FROM 🇵🇸 @mummarah.bsky.social · 2d

If you see this, please Repost🙏

I haven’t received any donations for 3 days, and our situation is getting worse💔

I swear we don’t even have a drop of water. The water truck asks for at least $100 to come and fill tank😭😭

We’re crying out for help today
gofund.me/285783dc3

@mommunism.bsky.social😩🙏

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

perhaps America is so screwed, not because of communism, but because many people are apparently very stupid; eagerly so, even

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

the hot tub i had in mind was super nasty, so it does help because this one looks real nice

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

how are you going to swim with shoes on? thats nuts

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 3h

Everyone can have a little crash out as a treat

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

😭

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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 2h

Every Brecher War Nerd opening monologue

Wound man image showing a human being assailed by various weapons.

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

utterly transfixed by this image of an ‘adult world’… like a child with a rattle

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

I feel like arts promoters are kind of rare but also essential and powerful- are there any local music or arts orgs near you? These are often attractors for this skillset…

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

“but Kikkoman is so expensive…”. DIVORCE

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 2h

bsky.app/profile/eben...

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 3h

Pam Bondi: “We got Anna Khachiyan.”

Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 3h

the one true god is def the one that suffers

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 5h

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

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Eben (gregarious and banned) @eben-wifeguy.bsky.social · 3h

Pam Bondi: “We got Anna Khachiyan.”

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