i love gay people

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

popping bubble wrap at one am…my neighbors love me

what happened to the water cycle song?!?

taught my parents about merkins at dinner

I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend