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I don’t do politics…I do human compassion. If you force me to do politics, I will always be on the side that has human compassion.
Like newborn kittens, their eyes aren’t fully open till they’ve grown a bit.
Me: it’s right in front of you
my kid:
my kid:
a person with a cat hood on walking down a street
Alt: a person with a cat hood on walking down a street
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January 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Like newborn kittens, their eyes aren’t fully open till they’ve grown a bit.
The hamburgers I’ve known can’t be helped.
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The hamburgers I’ve known can’t be helped.
Instacart has a section called “Recipes Based on your Cart” and it keeps telling me to make bourbon chocolate chip cookies.
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Instacart has a section called “Recipes Based on your Cart” and it keeps telling me to make bourbon chocolate chip cookies.
If you spend the first half of your life making bad decisions, you’ll spend your second half living with them.
…and send.
…and send.
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If you spend the first half of your life making bad decisions, you’ll spend your second half living with them.
…and send.
…and send.
I wanna just set the clocks ahead ten hours and be done with it.
December 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I wanna just set the clocks ahead ten hours and be done with it.
Jeez..just a guy trying to live a frugal life. Do I really need these frigging Christmas ghosts interrupting my sleep all night?
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Jeez..just a guy trying to live a frugal life. Do I really need these frigging Christmas ghosts interrupting my sleep all night?
Life is brutally beautiful…
Or is it beautifully brutal?
Anyway…Merry Christmas
Or is it beautifully brutal?
Anyway…Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Life is brutally beautiful…
Or is it beautifully brutal?
Anyway…Merry Christmas
Or is it beautifully brutal?
Anyway…Merry Christmas
Kinda missing my mom.
Would you come in the front door wearing this candy-stripe smock and yell “YOO-HOO”?
Would you come in the front door wearing this candy-stripe smock and yell “YOO-HOO”?
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Kinda missing my mom.
Would you come in the front door wearing this candy-stripe smock and yell “YOO-HOO”?
Would you come in the front door wearing this candy-stripe smock and yell “YOO-HOO”?
Anyone else get to the end of a Wordle and quietly rave to themselves, “Frickin’ RIGHT that’s impressive!!! …cause I’m an IMPRESSIVE GUY!” or is that just me?
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Anyone else get to the end of a Wordle and quietly rave to themselves, “Frickin’ RIGHT that’s impressive!!! …cause I’m an IMPRESSIVE GUY!” or is that just me?
I dropped my phone in the toilet, fished it out and now it seems to be working better than before.
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I dropped my phone in the toilet, fished it out and now it seems to be working better than before.
A chocolate-filled advent calendar is just a test of one’s will power. One that I am about to flunk.
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
A chocolate-filled advent calendar is just a test of one’s will power. One that I am about to flunk.
Does anyone else worry about Eleven’s sinuses?
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Does anyone else worry about Eleven’s sinuses?
After 28 years, I firmly believe my partner puts up with me so I will keep changing the batteries in the smoke detector when it starts beeping.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
After 28 years, I firmly believe my partner puts up with me so I will keep changing the batteries in the smoke detector when it starts beeping.
Once cats master a can opener it’s all over for humankind.
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Once cats master a can opener it’s all over for humankind.
Going around checking neighbors doors to see if they got raptured. Hoping to claim a nicer apartment than mine.
September 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Going around checking neighbors doors to see if they got raptured. Hoping to claim a nicer apartment than mine.
I firmly believe my cat thinks daily about how delicious I will be after I die.
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I firmly believe my cat thinks daily about how delicious I will be after I die.
Autotheocraticnihilism: If there is a God it’s you, but who gives a shit.
July 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Autotheocraticnihilism: If there is a God it’s you, but who gives a shit.
“Um…’Who is my family’?
I’ll take Potpourri for $300, Alex.”
I’ll take Potpourri for $300, Alex.”
A two-headed monster who is defeated by getting it to ask itself what it wants for dinner every night.
July 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
“Um…’Who is my family’?
I’ll take Potpourri for $300, Alex.”
I’ll take Potpourri for $300, Alex.”
I love my asshole cat!
July 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I love my asshole cat!
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scratch a dad and you’ll unearth a lifetime of casual yet rigorous jerry rigging mastery
July 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
scratch a dad and you’ll unearth a lifetime of casual yet rigorous jerry rigging mastery
My parents were actively trying to get me killed.
June 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My parents were actively trying to get me killed.
To be clear, my PFP was chosen long before I realized this was a cesspool of butthole skeets.
June 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
To be clear, my PFP was chosen long before I realized this was a cesspool of butthole skeets.