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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
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eggbert.bsky.social
Perfectly legible.

Is it possible for you to make the text justified to form fit the shape of each bubble? It looks a little clinical as chunks of text.
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
Misster Potter...
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
This is the worst Burma Shave advertisement I've ever seen.
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
Anybody want a peanut?
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
The Sackville-Bagginses did nothing wrong.
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
Oh sorry, here you go.
A lovely pair of tits. A great tit on the left and a blue tit on the right. They stand on a branch facing each other.
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
a close up of a gray cat looking at the camera .
Alt: a close up of a gray cat hissing venomously at the camera .
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November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Finally, a strong kickass female lead. A woman with dark hair, bangs and red lipstick is wearing a red dress that is fading into a dotted dress. She is giving a "noogie" to a man with dark hair in a blue shirt, vest and tie. He is fading into the matrix. They're in a blue office with a graph going up on the wall so you know they mean business. The title is "Fired Framed & Fierce". A frightened looking blonde woman on top, below, smash cuts to a young blonde girl dead/coma/sleeping, the same blonde girl with presumably her blonde parents, two totally different people--a woman holding a scruffy man by his shirt collar, and a license plate. The title is white spattered in red, "Daughter's Dying and He's Still Lying". I'm honestly really torn on this one, guys. We have a sexy parlor with guess what, yellow walls and a chandelier with a red sofa and rug. A hot lady with finally, hair from the mid-thousies at the earliest (hot-rolled back and highlighted) is wearing a short satin sleeveless jumpsuit and thigh high boots. She's holding a gun (?) nightstick (?) hallucination. Next to her is a man with dark hair and a beard in a wheelchair wearing a green vest, beige shirt, and wide maroon satin tie with a large tie clip and big watch. He's holding a gun over his shoulder in her direction, though not at her, finger on the trigger. TERRIBLE form. Finger off the trigger unless you're ready to shoot. Anyway there's a bottle of whiskey in the foreground and in what could be ableism or vertical format representation, the movie (?) is called, "Love Game with the Disabled Boss". We're in a white office with a lot of the exact same binders on shelves. Even the AI is exhausted. Sam's club Jason Bateman is in a suit and tie with a large rose gold watch and has his arms around a person. I'm not sure of their gender because everyone so far has been wild gendered and truly heterosexual in a way I am not convinced exists in nature. The person has short hair, and is wearing a white button down. The title is, "My Rookie Secret Agent Lover". This is the only couple I wish well.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Kroger brand Twilight stars are standing in front of a window looking over a city at dusk, generic Kristen Stewart is clutching not Robert Patterson's lapels and staring into his eyes. The title is "An Affair with My Stepbrother" More incest! We are continuing the theme, not only of incest but of late 90s updos. This one is a bun with pearls and face framing tendrils. The lady with this hair is wearing a slipdress kissing an age-appropriate man in a suit. In the background is what I first thought was a fountain and may be a fountain but is also a fuzzed out version of these people having sex in yellow light. The title is: "Forbidden Love: Uncle's Temptation" I want to reiterate that these people are both 32. MORE. INCEST. Here we have a white room with a chandelier and baby grand piano. Very fancy. In the room we have a dark haired man in a purple suit jacket and black button down with his hands around the waist of a young woman. Like very young. This is possibly more problematic than the uncle one. The woman, in an ill-fitting faux Chanel jacket over a green cocktail dress, is possibly made of fiberglass. She's staring at the camera with soulless eyes and her hand on her stomach. Did she fix her infertile... who is he? Wait for the title, "Forbidden Crush, Taste of Brother-in-Law" Here we have gold and white striped fabric and a gold and white staircase that begins nowhere and leads to nowhere. There is also ghost staircase with confused, hallucinated steps. On a different staircase (not pictured, not aligned with any implied architecture" are four people: Slouchy guy in a gray suit with no tie, bearded guy in black pants, a tan blazer, and dusty rose shirt and bow tie, and We Have Neil Patrick Harris at home. They're all surrounding a sexy lady from a different photoshoot in a beige sequin gown with a high slit. The title is "After Divorce, Three Aces Beg to Marry Me!" The woman could be one of the aces, way to be heteronormative.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Above in the background, a blue forest with a large blue wolf head. Below, from yellow sparkles are two figures: a man with dark hair and a short, somewhat sparse beard in a pinstripe suit touching the neck of a dark haired woman with large gold earrings. The title is "My 'Gigolo' Alpha" Gigolo is in (scare?) quotes. Another AI room. Is there yellow? Yes. This time in the form of a couch by way of a Salvador Dali dorm room poster. The walls are blue with a portrait, cut out and pasted from a separate program showing a woman and man with their towheaded son. In the foreground are the very same woman and man. The blonde man is wearing a navy blue blazer with a half-checkered white and blue lapel and a white shirt. The woman with long dark hair is wearing a pink sequin off-the should dress. The title is "A Secret Baby for my Gigolo Boss" No scare quotes this time so we must assume he's an authentic gigolo and again the pregnancy is quite secret. She is very thin. This one would be straightforward if it didn't have a confusing number of people. Person 1: a dark haired man in a blue suit with a black shirt. He has a little crown sketched on his head. Person 2: A sexy lady in a black low cut halter dress with large rhinestone earrings and a necklace. Person 3: A guy with nerd glasses wearing a letterman's jacket with devil horns and wings sketched on his head. The title is "Seduced by the Playboy Boss". Which one is the boss? It's the woman, you sexist. Actually I have no idea. A flag, a clean cut young man in a navy suit holding the arm of a woman in a fast food uniform of a white sleeveless dress, a red apron and red ball cap. She's holding a tray with boxes of gravity defying AI fried chicken. She is going to write a book with lines like, "He desired the flag, he desired chicken, he desired desiring me, the chicken to his hawk dressed in the half colors of America." The title is not American Canto but "Doted by my Billionaire Husband" (sic)
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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cadaverformosus.bsky.social
A couple in front of a sort of abstract full moon with falling rose petals. The dark haired man with stubble is wearing a tux? (tux jacket, suit shirt? menswear guy, help me) with a large brooch. He's embracing a woman who is smiling... tentatively. Also big late 90s homecoming vibes. The woman is wearing a white formal dress with a tiara. The title is, ready for it? "I Fixed the Infertile Alpha King" So she's either pregnant or she cut off his balls. The setting: An orange sky with an orange moon, an orange castle and an orange, menacing wolf. A man, Threshold brand John Stamos is wearing a gray suit, unbuttoned shirt and either a brown ascot or a massive tuft of coiffed chest hair. The woman, as tentative as the last, has her hand near his neck and is wearing a green slipdress. Wtf also something I wore to a high school dance. More face framing layers in hotrolled brown hair. The title is "Carrying Alpha's Pup in Secret" She does not appear pregnant so checks out. Ok, so now we have a yellow room (AI loves yellow!) with a red painting of a wolf and an assortment of gold tchotchkes that would please the president. The man is sitting in a fancy red and gold chair wearing a suit, large watch, and holding a massive sword. The woman is wearing an off the shoulder white dress and silver crown. She's sitting at his feet with her head on his knee. The title is "My Destined Mate: An Alpha in Coma" (sic) Background: AI generated gothic church with a white, melting un-stained glass window, some ivy and a random red brush stroke. A man, doing for real blue steel is staring directly at the camera in a way that makes me uncomfortable. He's wearing a coat with a very large gray fur collar. He's holding the waist (also high school dance style) a woman with her back turned to him in a gold dress with a gold beaded necklace. There's something about it that isn't right about the way those beads drape and now that I look at the bottom of his coat, I think this whole thing is AI. Anyway, she's wearing a gold and "ruby" crown that is either precariously balanced on her head or hallucinated. She's looking down at a rose. The title is "Infertile Alpha's Pregnant Mate". To be clear, these are totally different people than the other alpha who was "fixed" by the woman in white in the last picture.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
In Forbidden Crush no colon Taste Of Brother-in-law what the hell is going on with her neck? It's too long!

Also did someone throw a pink bouquet at her face? What is going on?
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
Also, Ginny Di should absolutely sue.

This is fun!
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
Carrying Alpha's Pup In Secret really went for the fake Hermione Granger!

Infertile Alpha's Pregnant Mate has the "no MSG we swear" Troy Baker.

And My Destined Mate An Alpha In Coma maintains the theme with fake Ashley Johnson. It's like they're mixing in the cast of The Last Of Us video game.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
First photo has Kirkland brand Jaskier on the far left.

Wait, that might actually be him!
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
Is it AI chicken, or tiny AI atomic bomb explosions? Download the app and find out!
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM