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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993. @eggbert.bsky.social · Oct 18
Sign idea for a #NoKings protester in a dinosaur costume:

Nullus rex nisi T. 🏳️‍⚧️
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hazelmonforton.com
Sokka from ATLA with a speech bubble beneath him.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
When LESSONS IN MAGIC AND DISASTER by @charliejane.bsky.social mentions Boston landmark Grand Opening.

#books
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio wears a yellow shirt, holds a can of beer in his right hand, and sits in a comfy chair. He sits up suddenly, snaps the fingers of his left hand, and points in recognition.
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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drawncoyote.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
I know THE MIGHTY NEIN is less overtly a comedy than THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA but Nott roasting Fjord with, "brilliant observation from Midshipman Obvious…" is pure gold.

#TV #Anime #TheMightyNein
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
Karl Johnson as PC Bob Walker in the movie HOT FUZZ. He is an old white man with wavy white hair. He wears a police uniform sweater over a white dress shirt and black tie. He deadpans, "tits."
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
While waiting for an Irish pub to open this morning we determined that an Irish bagel is a literal round of Guinness.

Please clap.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
What are you going to do, hit me with that fffish?
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Finally, a strong kickass female lead. A woman with dark hair, bangs and red lipstick is wearing a red dress that is fading into a dotted dress. She is giving a "noogie" to a man with dark hair in a blue shirt, vest and tie. He is fading into the matrix. They're in a blue office with a graph going up on the wall so you know they mean business. The title is "Fired Framed & Fierce". A frightened looking blonde woman on top, below, smash cuts to a young blonde girl dead/coma/sleeping, the same blonde girl with presumably her blonde parents, two totally different people--a woman holding a scruffy man by his shirt collar, and a license plate. The title is white spattered in red, "Daughter's Dying and He's Still Lying". I'm honestly really torn on this one, guys. We have a sexy parlor with guess what, yellow walls and a chandelier with a red sofa and rug. A hot lady with finally, hair from the mid-thousies at the earliest (hot-rolled back and highlighted) is wearing a short satin sleeveless jumpsuit and thigh high boots. She's holding a gun (?) nightstick (?) hallucination. Next to her is a man with dark hair and a beard in a wheelchair wearing a green vest, beige shirt, and wide maroon satin tie with a large tie clip and big watch. He's holding a gun over his shoulder in her direction, though not at her, finger on the trigger. TERRIBLE form. Finger off the trigger unless you're ready to shoot. Anyway there's a bottle of whiskey in the foreground and in what could be ableism or vertical format representation, the movie (?) is called, "Love Game with the Disabled Boss". We're in a white office with a lot of the exact same binders on shelves. Even the AI is exhausted. Sam's club Jason Bateman is in a suit and tie with a large rose gold watch and has his arms around a person. I'm not sure of their gender because everyone so far has been wild gendered and truly heterosexual in a way I am not convinced exists in nature. The person has short hair, and is wearing a white button down. The title is, "My Rookie Secret Agent Lover". This is the only couple I wish well.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Kroger brand Twilight stars are standing in front of a window looking over a city at dusk, generic Kristen Stewart is clutching not Robert Patterson's lapels and staring into his eyes. The title is "An Affair with My Stepbrother" More incest! We are continuing the theme, not only of incest but of late 90s updos. This one is a bun with pearls and face framing tendrils. The lady with this hair is wearing a slipdress kissing an age-appropriate man in a suit. In the background is what I first thought was a fountain and may be a fountain but is also a fuzzed out version of these people having sex in yellow light. The title is: "Forbidden Love: Uncle's Temptation" I want to reiterate that these people are both 32. MORE. INCEST. Here we have a white room with a chandelier and baby grand piano. Very fancy. In the room we have a dark haired man in a purple suit jacket and black button down with his hands around the waist of a young woman. Like very young. This is possibly more problematic than the uncle one. The woman, in an ill-fitting faux Chanel jacket over a green cocktail dress, is possibly made of fiberglass. She's staring at the camera with soulless eyes and her hand on her stomach. Did she fix her infertile... who is he? Wait for the title, "Forbidden Crush, Taste of Brother-in-Law" Here we have gold and white striped fabric and a gold and white staircase that begins nowhere and leads to nowhere. There is also ghost staircase with confused, hallucinated steps. On a different staircase (not pictured, not aligned with any implied architecture" are four people: Slouchy guy in a gray suit with no tie, bearded guy in black pants, a tan blazer, and dusty rose shirt and bow tie, and We Have Neil Patrick Harris at home. They're all surrounding a sexy lady from a different photoshoot in a beige sequin gown with a high slit. The title is "After Divorce, Three Aces Beg to Marry Me!" The woman could be one of the aces, way to be heteronormative.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Above in the background, a blue forest with a large blue wolf head. Below, from yellow sparkles are two figures: a man with dark hair and a short, somewhat sparse beard in a pinstripe suit touching the neck of a dark haired woman with large gold earrings. The title is "My 'Gigolo' Alpha" Gigolo is in (scare?) quotes. Another AI room. Is there yellow? Yes. This time in the form of a couch by way of a Salvador Dali dorm room poster. The walls are blue with a portrait, cut out and pasted from a separate program showing a woman and man with their towheaded son. In the foreground are the very same woman and man. The blonde man is wearing a navy blue blazer with a half-checkered white and blue lapel and a white shirt. The woman with long dark hair is wearing a pink sequin off-the should dress. The title is "A Secret Baby for my Gigolo Boss" No scare quotes this time so we must assume he's an authentic gigolo and again the pregnancy is quite secret. She is very thin. This one would be straightforward if it didn't have a confusing number of people. Person 1: a dark haired man in a blue suit with a black shirt. He has a little crown sketched on his head. Person 2: A sexy lady in a black low cut halter dress with large rhinestone earrings and a necklace. Person 3: A guy with nerd glasses wearing a letterman's jacket with devil horns and wings sketched on his head. The title is "Seduced by the Playboy Boss". Which one is the boss? It's the woman, you sexist. Actually I have no idea. A flag, a clean cut young man in a navy suit holding the arm of a woman in a fast food uniform of a white sleeveless dress, a red apron and red ball cap. She's holding a tray with boxes of gravity defying AI fried chicken. She is going to write a book with lines like, "He desired the flag, he desired chicken, he desired desiring me, the chicken to his hawk dressed in the half colors of America." The title is not American Canto but "Doted by my Billionaire Husband" (sic)
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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cadaverformosus.bsky.social
A couple in front of a sort of abstract full moon with falling rose petals. The dark haired man with stubble is wearing a tux? (tux jacket, suit shirt? menswear guy, help me) with a large brooch. He's embracing a woman who is smiling... tentatively. Also big late 90s homecoming vibes. The woman is wearing a white formal dress with a tiara. The title is, ready for it? "I Fixed the Infertile Alpha King" So she's either pregnant or she cut off his balls. The setting: An orange sky with an orange moon, an orange castle and an orange, menacing wolf. A man, Threshold brand John Stamos is wearing a gray suit, unbuttoned shirt and either a brown ascot or a massive tuft of coiffed chest hair. The woman, as tentative as the last, has her hand near his neck and is wearing a green slipdress. Wtf also something I wore to a high school dance. More face framing layers in hotrolled brown hair. The title is "Carrying Alpha's Pup in Secret" She does not appear pregnant so checks out. Ok, so now we have a yellow room (AI loves yellow!) with a red painting of a wolf and an assortment of gold tchotchkes that would please the president. The man is sitting in a fancy red and gold chair wearing a suit, large watch, and holding a massive sword. The woman is wearing an off the shoulder white dress and silver crown. She's sitting at his feet with her head on his knee. The title is "My Destined Mate: An Alpha in Coma" (sic) Background: AI generated gothic church with a white, melting un-stained glass window, some ivy and a random red brush stroke. A man, doing for real blue steel is staring directly at the camera in a way that makes me uncomfortable. He's wearing a coat with a very large gray fur collar. He's holding the waist (also high school dance style) a woman with her back turned to him in a gold dress with a gold beaded necklace. There's something about it that isn't right about the way those beads drape and now that I look at the bottom of his coat, I think this whole thing is AI. Anyway, she's wearing a gold and "ruby" crown that is either precariously balanced on her head or hallucinated. She's looking down at a rose. The title is "Infertile Alpha's Pregnant Mate". To be clear, these are totally different people than the other alpha who was "fixed" by the woman in white in the last picture.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
First of all, incredible alt text on every picture in this 🧵.

Second of all, who the fucked asked anyone to colonize Asian drama title schemes?
cadaverformosus.bsky.social Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social · 5d
A MAGA relative's new get rich quick scheme is becoming an actor at 50 so on Thanksgiving I learned about AI vertical shorts. His "agent" who charges 10k for 6 months of "representation" arranges his "auditions" He always gets the part. For the in-app price of $25/week, you can watch the following:
Three who seem to be cut out of a separate photo with the magic lasso tool are posed in a yellow room. It might be a kitchen? There's a shelf with a white pot and a jar of pasta, but below is perhaps a pot floating in space, perhaps a bidet. There's also a wooden wavy sculpture? Looks like something you might find in a hotel in Tulum. In the foreground is a clean cut man in a wool striped blazer, black dress shirt, and black brocade tie with a very large tie clip. The woman in the center has long blonde hair, with red lipstick and purple nail polish. She's wearing a red satin slipdress and large gold earrings, necklace and a bracelet. On the other side is a younger man with eyeliner, a "skater" haircut from 1997, a black jacket and studded jewelry. The title is "Don't Mess with Dying Me". None of these people seem to by dying but perhaps dying on the inside. A purple and pink haze covering a nude, or at least topless fake Britney Spears embracing a Kirkland brand John Mayer. He's also nude except for a large watch. He has a lip print on his cheek which is far too small to be made by adult lips. Let's assume it's a tattoo. The title is "Obey Me Mr. President's Son" A raggedy edge, hazy sepia photograph of a suburban neighborhood. In the top right a clean cut man in a suit is emerging from the haze, giving a look I would describe as "the old Kash Patel". Below him is a 31 year old with brown smudges on her face looking sad and clutching a large teddy bear. Over her shoulder is what I assume to be the mom? Als 31 with red hair and dirt smudges. The title is "Daddy, Mommy is Waiting for You" Three more people cut out with the lasso tool and placed in front of a yellow background-- a clean cut guy with poofy hair and a black suit with a white shirt and no tie, a woman with the homecoming 1999 hair that's up with 3 curly "face framing tendrils" wearing a blue satin dress with a rhinestone necklace. Behind her is a woman with bitch-face with a similar dress and necklace, her hair is down with "face framing" non-bangs like she's growing them out. The title is "Cut the Act My Faker". There's something about the curly font, only used on "my faker" that looks like "my fucker"
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
@profanity.accountant well shit, I fucked up the first request by forgetting to change the goddamned interaction settings.

Hope you'll let a silly bitch make a second request.
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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wiglet1981.bsky.social
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Pope stands holding a baseball bat on a plane
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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gutenberg.org
Meet the Forgotten Female Artist Behind the World’s Most Popular Tarot Deck (1909)

www.openculture.com/2025/10/meet...

#art
The Strength tarot card by Colman-Smith shows a figure dressed in a white robe with roses petting a lion.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
Just watched it for the second time ever (Tubi, Japanese dub version) and yeah, it's gonna be my perennial Christmas season watch.

The first time I watched it I didn't catch the spilled contents of the old man's pouch at the very end of the movie. Tidy.

#Anime #TokyoGodfathers
shakeenz.bsky.social Shakina @shakeenz.bsky.social · 7d
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
eggbert.bsky.social
Microsoft's head of shooting people in the dick with a nail gun doesn't understand why people don't like shooting themselves in the dick with a nail gun, and I don't understand why he doesn't understand because it's pretty obvious
kbgreenland.bsky.social kbgreenland @kbgreenland.bsky.social · 6d
Here it is with the byline and alt text
PC Gamer article titled “Microsoft's head of Al doesn't understand why people don't like Al, and I don't understand why he doesn't understand because it's pretty obvious.” by Tyler Wilde
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
Cool history/subsistence hunting🧵 but CW: explicit photographs of a deer being butchered.
templinjay.bsky.social Make the Yuletide Jay 🎅🏼 @templinjay.bsky.social · 6d
One of the guys got a button buck yesterday if you aren’t interested in #Hunting or don’t want to see images of a deer being butchered with traditional stone tools, this is NOT a thread you want to follow.
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
To be fair, I assumed that once she admitted the turkey was undercooked, they would bring the phone up to the bathroom door to hear the aforementioned consequences.
mick-ee.bsky.social 🎀*:･⛇ Pimpcess ⛇･:*🎀 @mick-ee.bsky.social · 6d
😭 guys I been laughing since last night
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
A mushroom with a luscious booty wears stiletto heels. A blue and white frog flips the bird atop the mushrooms dew dappled, wide, red cap. Art by Lora Zombie
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
Synchronicity
ButMakeltSports posted a photo of an American football player biting into a roast turkey above the painting "Young Girl Eating a Bird," by René Magritte, 1927 urbanbohemian reposted Star Trek Minus Context which posted a photo of Jeri Ryan in character as 7 of 9 biting into a turkey leg with the caption "(ravenous growling)."
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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shakeenz.bsky.social
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
…😤😤😤

Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.

B E H O L D :

“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
A plate of what looks like dry turkey with a white gravy, mac & cheese, and very dry beans Hotdog shaped to look like turkey with assorted condiments and fries surrounding it A burnt turkey with whole potatoes ina type of grease sludge Stuffed turkey with what looks like Hamburger Helper
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
eggbert.bsky.social
Fuck you, Elon, in particular!
huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 7d
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM