Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
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Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
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Portrait by some office building's front desk guest pass security camera. (((He/him)))

#DnD, #Dimension20, #Dropout, #VideoGames, #Books, #TV, #Anime, #Movies
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Sign idea for a #NoKings protester in a dinosaur costume:

Nullus rex nisi T. 🏳️‍⚧️
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December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I know THE MIGHTY NEIN is less overtly a comedy than THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA but Nott roasting Fjord with, "brilliant observation from Midshipman Obvious…" is pure gold.

#TV #Anime #TheMightyNein
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
While waiting for an Irish pub to open this morning we determined that an Irish bagel is a literal round of Guinness.

Please clap.
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
What are you going to do, hit me with that fffish?
November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Hearts of Men Evil Lurking county champion 1991. Runner up 1993.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
First of all, incredible alt text on every picture in this 🧵.

Second of all, who the fucked asked anyone to colonize Asian drama title schemes?
A MAGA relative's new get rich quick scheme is becoming an actor at 50 so on Thanksgiving I learned about AI vertical shorts. His "agent" who charges 10k for 6 months of "representation" arranges his "auditions" He always gets the part. For the in-app price of $25/week, you can watch the following:
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
@profanity.accountant well shit, I fucked up the first request by forgetting to change the goddamned interaction settings.

Hope you'll let a silly bitch make a second request.
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Meet the Forgotten Female Artist Behind the World’s Most Popular Tarot Deck (1909)

www.openculture.com/2025/10/meet...

#art
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Just watched it for the second time ever (Tubi, Japanese dub version) and yeah, it's gonna be my perennial Christmas season watch.

The first time I watched it I didn't catch the spilled contents of the old man's pouch at the very end of the movie. Tidy.

#Anime #TokyoGodfathers
Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Microsoft's head of shooting people in the dick with a nail gun doesn't understand why people don't like shooting themselves in the dick with a nail gun, and I don't understand why he doesn't understand because it's pretty obvious
Here it is with the byline and alt text
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Cool history/subsistence hunting🧵 but CW: explicit photographs of a deer being butchered.
One of the guys got a button buck yesterday if you aren’t interested in #Hunting or don’t want to see images of a deer being butchered with traditional stone tools, this is NOT a thread you want to follow.
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
To be fair, I assumed that once she admitted the turkey was undercooked, they would bring the phone up to the bathroom door to hear the aforementioned consequences.
😭 guys I been laughing since last night
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Synchronicity
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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…😤😤😤

Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.

B E H O L D :

“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fuck you, Elon, in particular!
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM