Elizabeth Harper
@cadaverformosus.bsky.social
Relic fan, lighting designer by night.
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I’ve logged on and many of you are wrong.
every single person in a mile blast radius of this story is going live in exile*
*take up hiking
*take up hiking
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
every single person in a mile blast radius of this story is going live in exile*
*take up hiking
*take up hiking
evergreen
watching the cycle of people getting excited about the new cool pope then being dismayed when they find out the pope is catholic
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
evergreen
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
I like to think of this as an amuse bouche
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I like to think of this as an amuse bouche
i will eat anything if one of you manages christine.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i will eat anything if one of you manages christine.
A friend from the Czech Republic tried to convince me to make a goose for christmas and part of the recipe was “when it catches fire”
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
A friend from the Czech Republic tried to convince me to make a goose for christmas and part of the recipe was “when it catches fire”
this is extremely true but somehow the inverse is also true. If you’re a formula 1 driver, you’re asked to drive a toyota carolla.
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
this is extremely true but somehow the inverse is also true. If you’re a formula 1 driver, you’re asked to drive a toyota carolla.
in a lot of heavily spiced recipes, it doesn’t matter if you use chicken broth or water with nutritional yeast and some salt.
what’s a kitchen thing you do that you don’t actually believe is doing anything (I’m expecting lots of Bay Leaf Truthers)
Mine is I blister and peel my poblanos before stuffing and baking them, but I don’t truly think the skins are tough enough to warrant it, it’s just what I was told to do 🍽️ 🍜
Mine is I blister and peel my poblanos before stuffing and baking them, but I don’t truly think the skins are tough enough to warrant it, it’s just what I was told to do 🍽️ 🍜
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
in a lot of heavily spiced recipes, it doesn’t matter if you use chicken broth or water with nutritional yeast and some salt.
what the fuck
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
what the fuck
I came in with complicated feelings about existing IP and theatre but there are EXCITED TEENS here! They will come back if we also have plays besides Yelling in a Living Room, Trauma, or Lauren Gunderson!
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I came in with complicated feelings about existing IP and theatre but there are EXCITED TEENS here! They will come back if we also have plays besides Yelling in a Living Room, Trauma, or Lauren Gunderson!
Reposted by Elizabeth Harper
I said “6-7 feet” in class yesterday and the entire class lost it. I asked them what was funny and they told me I wouldn’t get it. I was like “you know I’m going to look it up, right?” and you know what, they were right, I didn’t get it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I said “6-7 feet” in class yesterday and the entire class lost it. I asked them what was funny and they told me I wouldn’t get it. I was like “you know I’m going to look it up, right?” and you know what, they were right, I didn’t get it.
I would like to know how this happened.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I would like to know how this happened.
if you cant figure out how casting amateur anorexic women in bit parts to perform 8x a week with their actual bodies in front of actual people in a professional play about something else with a director, writer, and (male) lead without ed, find another art form. hopefully something you can do alone
When a theater invited people with eating disorders to act in a play about Joan of Arc this fall, some psychologists and parents argued that it risked glamorizing the condition. But one performer with anorexia described the experience as empowering: “Onstage, I can be who I really am.”
This Play Recruited Actors With Anorexia. Was That Ethical?
Some psychologists and parents argued that it risked glamorizing the condition, but one performer described the experience as empowering: “Onstage, I can be who I really am.”
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
if you cant figure out how casting amateur anorexic women in bit parts to perform 8x a week with their actual bodies in front of actual people in a professional play about something else with a director, writer, and (male) lead without ed, find another art form. hopefully something you can do alone
you cannot sit out a day, I’ll be precipitously close to not giving a shit about part 2 tomorrow. I am LIVING for this, not living for this.
As a former mean girl who went to therapy to get boring, I regret how much I am LIVING for the double-z drama.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
you cannot sit out a day, I’ll be precipitously close to not giving a shit about part 2 tomorrow. I am LIVING for this, not living for this.
nobody works at the irs anyway
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
nobody works at the irs anyway
As a former mean girl who went to therapy to get boring, I regret how much I am LIVING for the double-z drama.
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As a former mean girl who went to therapy to get boring, I regret how much I am LIVING for the double-z drama.
the president is a mirror. you look inside the mirror and find a concave mirror. it lights you on fire. everything is warped, not concave mirror-warped, fire warped and everything is fucked up, not colonialism fucked up, but fucked up like the software box that pops up and you have to click "agree"
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
the president is a mirror. you look inside the mirror and find a concave mirror. it lights you on fire. everything is warped, not concave mirror-warped, fire warped and everything is fucked up, not colonialism fucked up, but fucked up like the software box that pops up and you have to click "agree"
watching the cycle of people getting excited about the new cool pope then being dismayed when they find out the pope is catholic
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
watching the cycle of people getting excited about the new cool pope then being dismayed when they find out the pope is catholic
Colin has a really excellent four part essay on what he calls The Devoid, the unsettling places humans make without a sense of humanity. www.hilobrow.com/2025/10/31/w...
WITHOUT CARE (1) – HILOBROW
www.hilobrow.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Colin has a really excellent four part essay on what he calls The Devoid, the unsettling places humans make without a sense of humanity. www.hilobrow.com/2025/10/31/w...
If you hate planning for a party, let me introduce you to the personal administration day, a concept I learned about in Rome—separate from a sick day or vacation, you say, fuck work, fuck multitasking, this is getting done now.
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If you hate planning for a party, let me introduce you to the personal administration day, a concept I learned about in Rome—separate from a sick day or vacation, you say, fuck work, fuck multitasking, this is getting done now.
I mean it when I say that few things have spoken so directly to my soul (I’m typing this from the 81 metro)
made a zine last month about the bus !!!! I love the bus!! 🚌 (1/2)
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I mean it when I say that few things have spoken so directly to my soul (I’m typing this from the 81 metro)
as an elder millennial, I gotta disagree because maybe everything’s going great and suddenly FITTER HAPPIER MORE PRODUCTIVE
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
as an elder millennial, I gotta disagree because maybe everything’s going great and suddenly FITTER HAPPIER MORE PRODUCTIVE
yes who gives a shit next question
Do New York City subways still need conductors? Some say a second pair of eyes on the train helps keep passengers safe. But many transit advocates call it unnecessary, costly and an obstacle to faster service.
Does the Subway Still Need Train Conductors?
Gov. Kathy Hochul must decide by year’s end whether to sign a law that would mandate two-person crews on all trains, a practice critics say is costly and outdated.
nyti.ms
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
yes who gives a shit next question