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Colleen
@eggseggs.bsky.social
✨artsy fartsy queer fattie✨
finally watched The White Lotus and i can’t believe i put off watching it for so long 🪷
April 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i get we’re in a public park and you can film whatever but maybe don’t film me by creepily sticking your phone out of your parked pickup bro??
April 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
that was a choice..
April 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
signing my lease in a coffee shop while The Front Bottoms’ Twin Size Mattress plays is immaculate vibes
March 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I GOT THE APARTMENT HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT
March 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
TOURED A GORGEOUS APARTMENT AND THEN APPLIED AND THEN HE SAID HE’D GET BACK TO ME IN A FEW HOURS PLS HELP ME MANIFEST THIS FRIENDS AHHHH
February 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
today i worked up the courage and security to quit my office job and i haven’t felt this light in years
February 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
moving is agonizing specifically bc i cannot stop thinking about decorating and we tour a lil brick house on friday im gonna lose my minddddd eeek
February 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
love when one of my yellowjackets theories is correct
February 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
i’m getting a lead position soon after being hired as a seasonal temp with no interview can i get a hell yeah
February 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.
February 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
my true grandparents are the old ladies i used to work with i ran into one of them today and i could cri 🥹
February 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
hell is having frozen water pipes when ur on ur period
February 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
when ur human is snowed in so you can’t have a peaceful nap time
February 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
lucy dacus and melanie lynskey are the same person in my head and no i cannot elaborate on that
February 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
lately i have had the audacity and i love that for me
February 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I don't know how else to scream that historical policy against Black and indigenous women has been coming, is here, and will be for us all.

And a blase attitude towards anti trans movements allowed a legal foundation for it
February 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Decades of legal attacks on women's:

•Sports
•Value outside of being baby carriers
•Workplace protections
•Voting
•Healthcare
•Aplearance
•Bodily autonomy
•Right to not be assaulted
•Military service
•Legal existence

You didn't think it was an issue or act because the women were trans.
February 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
why are we as a society so afraid of square profile pictures
February 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
my dear friends are raising funds to save their kitty Chungus. She is the sweetest cutest little bean. She is only 9 months old and deserves a full and happy life!! If you can give anything please do!!

gofund.me/bcf293ae
#cats #catrescue #fip #kitty
February 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you
February 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
my intrusive thoughts hit me with my college photo prof and i cannot be unpacking that this late.. unless..
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
calling out of the bad job and getting offered hours at the good job
February 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
February 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
it’s ok radio modern-p!atd can’t hurt u anymore
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM