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People worry about kids these days having unrestricted access to the internet. But as a kid I had unrestricted access to Top Gear repeats and I think that might have been as equally as detrimental
Every year there should be 5 people who take a hammer to the face, chosen by an international public vote. Televised. Ranked voting.
1. J.D Vance
2. Donald Trump
3. Vladimir Putin
4. Sergei Shoigu
5. Keith Kellogg
1. J.D Vance
2. Donald Trump
3. Vladimir Putin
4. Sergei Shoigu
5. Keith Kellogg
December 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every year there should be 5 people who take a hammer to the face, chosen by an international public vote. Televised. Ranked voting.
1. J.D Vance
2. Donald Trump
3. Vladimir Putin
4. Sergei Shoigu
5. Keith Kellogg
1. J.D Vance
2. Donald Trump
3. Vladimir Putin
4. Sergei Shoigu
5. Keith Kellogg
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
Today I've found out my grandma is absolutely addicted to AI slop on Facebook and we really need to ban Facebook for anyone who can't answer a questionnaire about misinformation and gen ai
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Today I've found out my grandma is absolutely addicted to AI slop on Facebook and we really need to ban Facebook for anyone who can't answer a questionnaire about misinformation and gen ai
Are you panicking because you forgot someone's Christmas present?
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December 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Are you panicking because you forgot someone's Christmas present?
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Is anybody on duty watching out for US navy personnel in the Carribbean eating lobster?
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is anybody on duty watching out for US navy personnel in the Carribbean eating lobster?
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Greta Thunberg in a tricolour irish balaclava at a Kneecap concert
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Greta Thunberg in a tricolour irish balaclava at a Kneecap concert
Nah sorry but until I see the video Epstein didn't kill himself
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Nah sorry but until I see the video Epstein didn't kill himself
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We all need to collectively call this the Make-A-Wish Dictatorship
December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We all need to collectively call this the Make-A-Wish Dictatorship
Yeah nah actually we need to sack the writers this shit is getting ridiculous
👀 Praxis is a Thiel-backed “network state” project that aims to build its OWN COUNTRY. In Nov, Praxis founder Dryden Brown wrote about wanting Greenland 4 Praxis. In Dec, Trump named Thiel partner Ken Howery as ambassador to Denmark & said the US shld buy Greenland. Praxis & Dryden are thrilled...1/
December 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Yeah nah actually we need to sack the writers this shit is getting ridiculous
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Meanwhile AI will be increasingly relevant in both politics and the workforce and a large percentage of people I’d want to be the ones taking advantage of that and being relevant voices in the room are still going to be busy citing false statistics about water and saying it’s useless as technology
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Meanwhile AI will be increasingly relevant in both politics and the workforce and a large percentage of people I’d want to be the ones taking advantage of that and being relevant voices in the room are still going to be busy citing false statistics about water and saying it’s useless as technology
Fuck Americans
Greenland alarmed after Trump appoints special envoy to make country ‘part of the US’
Greenland alarmed after Trump appoints special envoy to make country ‘part of the US’
Greenland alarmed after Trump appoints special envoy to make country ‘part of the US’
www.independent.co.uk
December 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Fuck Americans
It should be illegal for the sun to set before 4pm
December 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It should be illegal for the sun to set before 4pm
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Laura Crane, a 30-year-old surfer from Devon, hopes she has made it into the record books after potentially riding the biggest wave ever surfed by a woman at the Nazare Big Wave Challenge in Portugal on Saturday
British woman surfs potentially record-breaking monster wave
Laura Crane, a 30-year-old from Devon, hopes to have broken a world record for the biggest wave ever surfed by a woman.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Laura Crane, a 30-year-old surfer from Devon, hopes she has made it into the record books after potentially riding the biggest wave ever surfed by a woman at the Nazare Big Wave Challenge in Portugal on Saturday
Another completely cool and normal day on BlueSky dot app where people block you for saying this
I don't eat beef
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Another completely cool and normal day on BlueSky dot app where people block you for saying this
Really wish people could have a discussion/argument rather than just blocking. Childish ass response to critique
December 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Really wish people could have a discussion/argument rather than just blocking. Childish ass response to critique
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You can block me that's fine. But please, if you're gonna hate, especially on a stupid technology that has a million real problems, hate with facts.
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You can block me that's fine. But please, if you're gonna hate, especially on a stupid technology that has a million real problems, hate with facts.
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remembering how my neighbor used to pitchfork rats and then, for some reason, throw them on top of her car?
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
remembering how my neighbor used to pitchfork rats and then, for some reason, throw them on top of her car?
There's some great climate change misinformation in the wetherspoons magazine/propaganda book.
Blaming high energy prices on renewables and go straight to the arguement - "WOT IF IT'S CLOUDY AND NOT WINDY"
Blaming high energy prices on renewables and go straight to the arguement - "WOT IF IT'S CLOUDY AND NOT WINDY"
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
There's some great climate change misinformation in the wetherspoons magazine/propaganda book.
Blaming high energy prices on renewables and go straight to the arguement - "WOT IF IT'S CLOUDY AND NOT WINDY"
Blaming high energy prices on renewables and go straight to the arguement - "WOT IF IT'S CLOUDY AND NOT WINDY"
This + the no speed limit autobahn sounds cool but is a real stupid idea
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This + the no speed limit autobahn sounds cool but is a real stupid idea
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people whose whole engagement strategy is quote posting to agree with something: just give it a clean repost man
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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And they declared it "England's Greyest Day".
Everything was grey. The sky, the ground, even somehow the colourful sights of the country became grey. On this day yellow cars, evergreen trees, and colourful murals were all destined, beyond the known laws of physics, to be grey.
Everything was grey. The sky, the ground, even somehow the colourful sights of the country became grey. On this day yellow cars, evergreen trees, and colourful murals were all destined, beyond the known laws of physics, to be grey.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
And they declared it "England's Greyest Day".
Everything was grey. The sky, the ground, even somehow the colourful sights of the country became grey. On this day yellow cars, evergreen trees, and colourful murals were all destined, beyond the known laws of physics, to be grey.
Everything was grey. The sky, the ground, even somehow the colourful sights of the country became grey. On this day yellow cars, evergreen trees, and colourful murals were all destined, beyond the known laws of physics, to be grey.