Cricket
@eggslut.bsky.social
26 - UK - Uma Musume gave me gender dysphoria.
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pfp by @textsniff.bsky.social
NSFW shares, no minors
https://cmdr-valkyrie.carrd.co/
my personal server is like 5 years old now and i think this is the first time ive ever seen this before and it was entirely due to all my friends telling me to stop panicking over a girl. in my utterly pathetic girlfail arc
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
my personal server is like 5 years old now and i think this is the first time ive ever seen this before and it was entirely due to all my friends telling me to stop panicking over a girl. in my utterly pathetic girlfail arc
excuse me? im gathering frogs and mushrooms here go away
February 5, 2026 at 11:49 AM
excuse me? im gathering frogs and mushrooms here go away
wanted to update my fucking motherboard drivers and MSI tried to install:
dropbox
msi center
voicemod
norton 360
cpu-z msi edition
and like 3 other fucking programs
cant even fucking update our drivers any more without being advertised to
dropbox
msi center
voicemod
norton 360
cpu-z msi edition
and like 3 other fucking programs
cant even fucking update our drivers any more without being advertised to
January 31, 2026 at 8:01 PM
wanted to update my fucking motherboard drivers and MSI tried to install:
dropbox
msi center
voicemod
norton 360
cpu-z msi edition
and like 3 other fucking programs
cant even fucking update our drivers any more without being advertised to
dropbox
msi center
voicemod
norton 360
cpu-z msi edition
and like 3 other fucking programs
cant even fucking update our drivers any more without being advertised to
sirius you can't keep asking me to beg in public
January 28, 2026 at 11:41 AM
sirius you can't keep asking me to beg in public
im fucking quitting this academy
January 28, 2026 at 11:23 AM
im fucking quitting this academy
got a conditional offer for university next year
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
got a conditional offer for university next year
THE ONE FUCKING SSR I HAVE AT MLB AND YOU GIVE IT TO ME WITH THE FREE TICKET IM KILLING IM GOING TO START MURDERING
January 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
THE ONE FUCKING SSR I HAVE AT MLB AND YOU GIVE IT TO ME WITH THE FREE TICKET IM KILLING IM GOING TO START MURDERING
christ umamusume is my 5th most played game on steam now and that doesn't even include the mobile hours...
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 PM
christ umamusume is my 5th most played game on steam now and that doesn't even include the mobile hours...
3/3/4/1. Was really hoping to hit the 50% win rate before Group A but ah well, that's just glory hunting at that point I can't complain. Got 5 podiums so ego is boosted
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 PM
3/3/4/1. Was really hoping to hit the 50% win rate before Group A but ah well, that's just glory hunting at that point I can't complain. Got 5 podiums so ego is boosted
FOUR PODIUMS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
January 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
FOUR PODIUMS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOWS THE META CHASING GOING FOR YOU LADS? THE META HAS NOTHING ON LONG GROOVE
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
HOWS THE META CHASING GOING FOR YOU LADS? THE META HAS NOTHING ON LONG GROOVE
AND CAFE GETS HER FIRST WIN respect whoever brought this insanely strong tickezo you love to see it
January 24, 2026 at 10:23 PM
AND CAFE GETS HER FIRST WIN respect whoever brought this insanely strong tickezo you love to see it
i love late gambling 3rd time i've podium'd so far
January 24, 2026 at 10:21 PM
i love late gambling 3rd time i've podium'd so far
THIS GAME IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
THIS GAME IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME
y'know if you told me last year that i'd be sat here today watching a stage play featuring a zoomer horse girl freaking out about getting to race with her crush, and said races were represented with tap dancing, i'd have thought you were insane
and yet
and yet
January 24, 2026 at 2:29 PM
y'know if you told me last year that i'd be sat here today watching a stage play featuring a zoomer horse girl freaking out about getting to race with her crush, and said races were represented with tap dancing, i'd have thought you were insane
and yet
and yet
WE PODIUM 'EM HERE LONG AIR GROOVE UNSTOPPABLE
January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
WE PODIUM 'EM HERE LONG AIR GROOVE UNSTOPPABLE
cancelling delta immediately
January 23, 2026 at 6:11 PM
cancelling delta immediately
yeah me fucking too mate have you seen the fucking job prospects around here
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
yeah me fucking too mate have you seen the fucking job prospects around here
oh my god spe at least wait until after this race
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 PM
oh my god spe at least wait until after this race
god damn spe what are you doing im right here
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
god damn spe what are you doing im right here
CM team for Sagittarius! The Tachyon is from today, I’m very proud of her. Pace Chasers having few accel skills isn’t a problem if you just don’t run pace chasers 🤔🤔🤔
And the Air Groove does insanely well when she gets her skills off. Just gotta hope she actually does lmao
And the Air Groove does insanely well when she gets her skills off. Just gotta hope she actually does lmao
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
CM team for Sagittarius! The Tachyon is from today, I’m very proud of her. Pace Chasers having few accel skills isn’t a problem if you just don’t run pace chasers 🤔🤔🤔
And the Air Groove does insanely well when she gets her skills off. Just gotta hope she actually does lmao
And the Air Groove does insanely well when she gets her skills off. Just gotta hope she actually does lmao
u heard it here first folks… hop on this trend early u don’t wanna miss it…
January 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
u heard it here first folks… hop on this trend early u don’t wanna miss it…
my groove vs the top 3 opponents i beat who needs skill when i can gamble for position
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
my groove vs the top 3 opponents i beat who needs skill when i can gamble for position