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26 - UK- Uma Musume gave me gender dysphoria.
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Warning, very scary!
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Warning, very scary!
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"I'm gonna suck you silly, this isn't an offer this is happening NOW"
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"I'm gonna suck you silly, this isn't an offer this is happening NOW"
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As long as I have my trainer by my side, I can't lose 🩵💜
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As long as I have my trainer by my side, I can't lose 🩵💜
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She has a suggestion.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
She has a suggestion.
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I got Hishi Amazon from the gacha so here's an art to celebrate! #umamusume #ウマ娘
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I got Hishi Amazon from the gacha so here's an art to celebrate! #umamusume #ウマ娘
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My hottest food take is the the tastiness of a burger is inversely proportional to the quality of the meat in said burger
I’ve never once in my life had one of those expensive burgers made from “quality” beef and had it NOT taste like straight ass
I’ve never once in my life had one of those expensive burgers made from “quality” beef and had it NOT taste like straight ass
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My hottest food take is the the tastiness of a burger is inversely proportional to the quality of the meat in said burger
I’ve never once in my life had one of those expensive burgers made from “quality” beef and had it NOT taste like straight ass
I’ve never once in my life had one of those expensive burgers made from “quality” beef and had it NOT taste like straight ass
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
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cap... as in peak...
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
cap... as in peak...
when you see this, post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
when you see this, post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health
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video game harem but they’re all conspiring to forcefem the player
Any time I see a computer RPG where all the NPC party members are girls with extravagant outfits and big boobs, and then the actual player character is Generic Sword Guy, I'm like: come on, man. You're *out of theme*. Get with the program!
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
video game harem but they’re all conspiring to forcefem the player
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