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@eggslut.bsky.social
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26 - UK- Uma Musume gave me gender dysphoria.

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Cricket @eggslut.bsky.social · Nov 17
this is literally me btw
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wunnunnunnun.bsky.social
oh you know it
July 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever." Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man." This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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eggslut.bsky.social
cap... as in peak...
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
eggslut.bsky.social
when you see this, post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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astruckpersonn.bsky.social
video game harem but they’re all conspiring to forcefem the player
prokopetz.bsky.social David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19h
Any time I see a computer RPG where all the NPC party members are girls with extravagant outfits and big boobs, and then the actual player character is Generic Sword Guy, I'm like: come on, man. You're *out of theme*. Get with the program!
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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subspaceskater.bsky.social
#stelwolf mutual masturbation
nsfw honkai star rail fanart of stelle and silver wolf jerking off together on a couch. silver wolf is staring at stelle's cock with a little thought bubble over her head of her sucking stelle off.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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wishyouluck.bsky.social
next event idk
Sora pouring wine into lappland's mouth while they both sit in a bathtub. Lappland is wearing a shirt that reads "unemployed girlfriend".
April 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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borealyoako.bsky.social
Good doggy
#colillie #doggirl
September 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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rookiebe.bsky.social
someone asked to see neemy as an uma... so here is nimna stalls and her trainer, magnai

#umamusume #nimnaverse #nimnai
nimna stalls doing her famous uma pyoi dance nimna talking to her trainer magnai explaining that when she moves her hands up its like her horse ears and magnai blushes and agrees thats cute but his face is stoic
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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murmurlilies.bsky.social
Zenless doodles because I'm really enjoying sketching in this style 👀
assorted drawings featuring characters from the video game Zenless Zone Zero. from left to right (roughly) we see protagonist Belle smiling and flashing a "victory" sign with her hand, Anby Demara preparing to take a big bite out of a hamburger, Ju Fufu roaring in a failed attempt to appear intimidating, Hoshimi Miyabi looking stoic, knightboo Quixie sitting idly on the floor, Piper Wheel sleeping while standing up, Trigger giving a sweet smile in the viewer's direction, and Banyue looking strong and dependable.
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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nopinkdoggo.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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mandateofheaven.bsky.social
Ever since I was a little girl I knew in my heart I wanted to hurt everything around me with spin attack
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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okidokidev.com
I made the Just Kidding Star in Kirby Air Riders if you’d like your buddies to know when you’re just joking around
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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phoharr.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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verdantdargon.bsky.social
🌸🌸🌸
a white and purple anime character laying on a blanket
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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regwilhelm.bsky.social
Welcome to the Oguri Nation!

Goodnight oguri nation
a white and purple anime character laying on a blanket
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November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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greatjae.bsky.social
We need this one today Oguri nation
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November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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velocitycatte.space
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
An edited meme showing a picture of someone moving a frozen turkey to the fridge but the turkey has been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal The text says: I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT (showing a screenshot from pokemon rse of spheal's pokedex entry) SPHEAL is much faster rolling than walking to get around. When groups of this pokemon eat, they all clap at once to show their pleasure. Because of this, their mealtimes are noisy."
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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marmastry.bsky.social
A beautiful creature. Zero flaws. No notes.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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lauropea.bsky.social
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
abeba.bsky.social Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.bsky.social · 1d
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
Is ChatGPT Conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something. By Jeff Wise, a science journalist and private pilot.
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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flamingsackofpizza.bsky.social
an edited Half-Life screenshot that reads "idk who needs to hear this, but it's time to put the turkey into the anti-mass spectrometer"
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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codechannel.bsky.social
DYING
Screen cap of bluesky posts @skaspec.yuri.agency posts "feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet" With photos from Pokemon Z-A there player character standing next to Lebanne who is look disgusted at her. The next photo is therep layer character giving a double thumbs up. The next reply to this post from @gavternoon.bsky.social "She looks like you said that in front of her"
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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lbstranian.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM