Local coffee shop brought their holiday roast back into rotation 😍

I was so excited to find matcha Häagen-Dazs when I bought groceries but then it turns out, it’s not good 😞

I grabbed a coffee to keep myself warm on a little walk today (seeing the sun, very important) and a little bird landed on the rim and shit in the groove around the edge.

I am honestly too shocked (and a little impressed) to even be mad. I didn’t even get thru half though 😞

Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something

I went to the grocery store and I realized everything I was picking up was green; spinach, celery, matcha ice cream, even the ramen noodle packets.

I got my covid booster and flu shot yesterday and damn, what a fever I had last night. I’m almost back to my usual self though, and it’s way better than actually having either one!

Somehow as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become really good with babies. I kinda like it?

All these fan sites have ruined me; I have a plumber coming to my house today and my first thought was “I hope he’s hot.”

The only loads I need right now are clean laundry, jfc 🤦🏻‍♂️

Since Keir Starmer loves a freebie...

I have two of these jacquard blankets, and I wanna make a jacket kinda like this picture. I knit, but I don’t sew. #sewsky how hard is this to learn? Should this not be my first project?

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You and me Bono, you and me both

happy thursday enjoy jinkx monsoon dragging jk rowling to the depths of hell and back

Write up about my Apartheid Apartments installation, now closed in Doncaster, but coming to Middlesbrough Art Weekend next month.

Apartheid Apartments: A Showroom for a Genocide We’re Still Furnishing znetwork.org/znetarticle/...