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Snakin' my way downtown, snakin' fast, snakes squirm past and I'm snakebound
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Three panels from the Valiant Comics run of Super Mario Bros featuring a Frog Suit Mario talking to Stanley, the Talking Fish. Stanley is introducing himself to Mario; who says,”Okay, I was wrong. Things COULD get worse!”
September 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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August 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I guess I’ll never get that recipe
August 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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LOL
July 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I think not, surely nothing of value there anyway
July 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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No
Hope this helps
A screenshot of a New York Times opinion piece entitled, “Is It Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?”
July 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Hope this helps
June 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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A helpful Venn diagram comprised of two circles, one fully inside another, with the larger circle labeled “Christians” and the smaller enclosed circle labeled “Christian Nationalists”
June 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Nice
Nice
June 13, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Me when I realize I missed the skeleton march
A skeleton with its bony hands atop its skull as if to suggest outrage or bewilderment
June 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Image depicts Bart Simpson holding Flintstones toy phone. The caption reads, “Yabba-dabba doo! I like talking to you!”
May 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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May 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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May 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Possibly the most smug duck you’ve ever seen or imagined
May 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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The image depicts a sad and broken Grover the Muppet as he is sitting in an alleyway propped up against a trash can and holding an alcoholic beverage in a brown paper bag
May 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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My sweet boy
May 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The weariness I feel every time I have to see one of this dumb fuck’s idiotic posts
April 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Looks like the time scepter from TMNT 3
An image of the Time Scepter from the 1993 motion picture Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3, as seen for sale on Etsy.
April 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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April 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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But then we’d miss such bangers as this
April 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Here’s some for posterity
April 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM