Justin Queso
@ejoty.bsky.social
When Clarence Thomas refers to the Federalist Papers he's talking about hundred dollar bills.
October 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
When Clarence Thomas refers to the Federalist Papers he's talking about hundred dollar bills.
Got a bad haircut today. It's been so long I forgot what it's like. Kind of giving me nostalgia vibes tbh
August 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Got a bad haircut today. It's been so long I forgot what it's like. Kind of giving me nostalgia vibes tbh
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The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.
March 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The thing about watching a JD Vance speech is that everyone knows he’s a little pig man. Everyone knows he exists to squeal for Trump‘s amusement. No one respects him and he clearly doesn’t respect himself.
When madmen lead the blind.
March 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
When madmen lead the blind.
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Walking speed vs. Professors
March 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Walking speed vs. Professors
Sometimes when I hang out with friends it’s primarily because I want to dish about my problems and get sympathy and then it turns out they all have much worse problems and I become a temporary therapist and yet somehow I still feel better.
February 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sometimes when I hang out with friends it’s primarily because I want to dish about my problems and get sympathy and then it turns out they all have much worse problems and I become a temporary therapist and yet somehow I still feel better.
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Tonight we’ll wander through the streets and note
The qualities of people.
The qualities of people.
January 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tonight we’ll wander through the streets and note
The qualities of people.
The qualities of people.
Putting on socks is the worst part of the day.
December 13, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Putting on socks is the worst part of the day.
I’m happy Bluesky is expanding rapidly but I still feel like the algorithm could use some tweaking
November 18, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I’m happy Bluesky is expanding rapidly but I still feel like the algorithm could use some tweaking
This is the point - it's a loyalty test to separate out those who will accept literally any diktat from Trump. Everyone else will be purged.
Trump's nomination of Gaetz will be the clearest signal yet of whether GOP senators are ready to do his bidding on all sorts of issues.
If Trump can get 51 votes for Gaetz, he can get a Senate majority for just about anything — like cutting back Social Security.
Be warned.
If Trump can get 51 votes for Gaetz, he can get a Senate majority for just about anything — like cutting back Social Security.
Be warned.
November 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
This is the point - it's a loyalty test to separate out those who will accept literally any diktat from Trump. Everyone else will be purged.
Instructions unclear, gazed into abyss
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Instructions unclear, gazed into abyss
Indoor plumbing is nice and all but seedless green grapes are a miracle we won't surpass soon.
October 3, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Indoor plumbing is nice and all but seedless green grapes are a miracle we won't surpass soon.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,994,682!
September 17, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,994,682!
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The “Haitians eat cats” thing is not just an appeal to racists. It’s an end-zone dance, a celebration of how far the American Right has successfully shoved the Overton Window back to where they can revel in being openly, overtly racist. It’s glee over the abandonment of pretense.
September 11, 2024 at 4:21 PM
The “Haitians eat cats” thing is not just an appeal to racists. It’s an end-zone dance, a celebration of how far the American Right has successfully shoved the Overton Window back to where they can revel in being openly, overtly racist. It’s glee over the abandonment of pretense.
Me, trimming my eyebrows: It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
September 3, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Me, trimming my eyebrows: It is by will alone I set my mind in motion
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sorry everyone. the real reason groceries are so expensive is bc I keep buying a bag of salad and then throwing it away 1 week later
August 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
sorry everyone. the real reason groceries are so expensive is bc I keep buying a bag of salad and then throwing it away 1 week later
"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays." -H2G2
August 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays." -H2G2
I am all in for baconomics.
So what is it with Trump and bacon? In the past he’s claimed that its price rose fourfold under Biden; in yesterday’s shambles he again insisted that it has become unaffordable. I’m sure he’s never bought his own groceries; still, this isn’t hard to check.
August 9, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I am all in for baconomics.
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a new life awaits you in the offline colonies
July 13, 2024 at 10:46 AM
a new life awaits you in the offline colonies
Bouie nails it again. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/12/o...
Opinion | John Roberts Makes His Bid for Infamy
The chief justice and his allies have rewritten the Constitution to make it say what they want it to say.
www.nytimes.com
July 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Bouie nails it again. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/12/o...
It's a scoachah out there today.
July 7, 2024 at 2:42 PM
It's a scoachah out there today.
Reminds me of the joke about the nun for the Wurst
It was the worst of times, it was the even worster of times
July 6, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Reminds me of the joke about the nun for the Wurst
This is the best use of a website I have seen it ages.
From 10pm tonight, this page will play the Wilhelm Scream every time the Tories lose a seat
matteason.co.uk/scream/
#GE2024 #UKPolitics
matteason.co.uk/scream/
#GE2024 #UKPolitics
The Wilhelm Scream every time the Tories lose
The Wilhelm Scream every time the Tories lose
matteason.co.uk
July 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
This is the best use of a website I have seen it ages.