All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie
All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie
@ejriley.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, atheist, neurodivergent.

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Not sure how much @bobchipman.bsky.social will appreciate this, but...
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I'm legitimately curious to see what Warren Beatty will do once Dick Tracy goes public domain in 2027.

Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Another movie I'd personally like to see covered by @sfdebris.bsky.social is this one. Maybe back-to-back with the original 1958 film.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We may have lost out on the IMAX Enhanced Thunderbolts, but according to this screenshot, we may still get it for Fantastic Four.

If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fuck Harry Potter, read AND play Discworld instead.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Motherfucker is doubling down.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*Android 16 voice*

Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Now watching (for the first time ever)...

This is the one with pirate ghosts, right?
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
October 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive
October 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Comments on a Fast Forward sketch that was parodying the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself" video.

Yeah, they parodied the song AND the video. It's a PACKAGE DEAL.
October 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
But when WandaVision features an appearance from Evan Peters and it turns out he's NOT playing the FoX-Men version of Quicksilver but a nobody named Ralph Bohner?

Well then, everyone loses their minds!
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
If, in Deadpool & Wolverine, they have a throwaway line about Ben Affleck's Daredevil being bumped off, or a graphic scene of Chris Evans's Human Torch getting flayed alive, nobody panics, because "at least they got closure".
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when a legacy hero gets closure. Even if their end is horrifying!
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
...well, I didn't care for Rise of Skywalker either, but responsible for COVID? Even Salt n Pepa, Matchbox 20, Tool would tell this guy that he's pushing it...and pushing his luck.

Besides, if there was a movie that caused God to punish humanity, it was more likely Cats.
October 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Ah, here's the follow-up.
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
this is a comment I received when I uploaded a compilation of @linkara.bsky.social critiquing the fight scenes in the Star Wars prequels.

Um, what? What's the critique here?
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
There's LOADS OF MONEY to be made from porn and erotica.

Why does capitalism insist on taking the moral high ground HERE?
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Friendly reminder - the #RecastTChalla crowd only care about the recasting of that ONE specific character and not anyone else who should have already been recast by now.
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You know, The Island and Sucker Punch are kindred spirits.

Had it not been for the subsequent studio work-for-hire jobs that were lined up for them (and they weren't initially interested in), these box-office flops would have likely killed the careers of their directors.
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I just heard a rumour of HBO Potter potentially casting a woman as Voldemort, even though she'd be playing a man.

Aside from the fact that we already got the best version via Christian Coulson, that would just reinforce the author's transphobic views in a way that the movies didn't.
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
So what is it?
September 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
September 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Even Tom Morello, who's as leftist as you can get with 90s rock bands, made a very good case for signing to a major label.
September 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Question - why does capitalism insist on being so puritanical (i.e. certain sites banning for-profit NSFW content because payment processors don't apparently like it when people make money off of porn) when there's LOADS OF MONEY to be made from porn and erotica and other sex work?
September 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM