All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie
All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie
@ejriley.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, atheist, neurodivergent.

#TrustJamesGunn
#FireDavidZaslav
#FireTomRothman
#HoltzmannLives
If you're small and on the search
Android 16 has a feeder for you to perch on...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNY1...
Android 16 - Birds Birds Birds Goku
YouTube video by tolchok89
www.youtube.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not sure how much @bobchipman.bsky.social will appreciate this, but...
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I can't wait until the Ellisons go down the garbage chute.
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tom Rothman is in charge of Sony right now. There's your answer.

For those who don't know, Rothman is the jerkoff who mandated Stitchlips Deadpool and Galactus the Living Cloud while he was in charge of the former 20th Century Fox.
I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Now I want a reality show where Ellison, Tom Rothman, David Zaslav and Ike Perlmutter have to share a house, Big Brother style.
Paramount is now reportedly looking to launch a hostile bid for Warner Bros

They feel their $30 a share all-cash offer is higher than what Netflix offered — in terms of cash, stock and the value of the cable business spinoff

(via CGasparino | TW)
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No, Michael Bay devalued Ninja Turtles when he proposed that his version be "Aliens from the planet Zeist versus the Whitest Shredder U Know".
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Frank Welker
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say, Charlie Brown.
Don’t try to threaten us with your sorcerous ways, Charlie Brown
By the pricking of my thumbs something wicked this way comes, Charlie Brown
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 AM
While I like the idea of a dramatisation of the making of The Wizard of Oz, I would raise hell if Ryan Murphy or Damon Lindelof ever got attached to it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I'm legitimately curious to see what Warren Beatty will do once Dick Tracy goes public domain in 2027.

Y'know, assuming he's still alive by then.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Another movie I'd personally like to see covered by @sfdebris.bsky.social is this one. Maybe back-to-back with the original 1958 film.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We may have lost out on the IMAX Enhanced Thunderbolts, but according to this screenshot, we may still get it for Fantastic Four.

If it's not there on November 5, you may feel free to use this to claim false advertising.
October 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Fuck Harry Potter, read AND play Discworld instead.
October 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rewatching @bobchipman.bsky.social's Schlocktober videos.

I personally really got a kick out of him reciting the lyrics to Skid Row's "18 and Life" here.
SCHLOCKTOBER 2018 - "RIKI-OH: THE STORY OF RICKY"
YouTube video by moviebob
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Motherfucker is doubling down.
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
*Android 16 voice*

Lowell. GROW. UP. You act like you are the only one suffering. But I believe that sequel trilogy fans have some stories for you. And I can assume they all end with "And then South Park callously equated people who liked The Force Awakens with MAGA."
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The Incredible Machine

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNzk...
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Now watching (for the first time ever)...

This is the one with pirate ghosts, right?
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I'm sorry, but I can no longer hear the words "Bing bong" without following it up with "Sorry, sirs - the bing bong machine is being serviced this evening. I'm afraid we're on manual."
Err...
October 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I heard tell that the robot in this video was basically a Chucky animatronic without the skin.

youtu.be/D8K90hX4PrE
Daft Punk - Technologic (Official Music Video Remastered)
YouTube video by Daft Punk
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Oh goodness, I just had the most wonderful idea of @sfdebris.bsky.social doing a video on Nightmare on Elm Street, complete with a short essay on the nature of dreams.

@mvbrat10.bsky.social would be so all over that.
October 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Oh darn, and I just ordered a copy of The Brood on blu-ray.
Samantha Eggar has sadly passed away at the age of 86.

She voiced Hera in ‘Hercules’
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by All Hail Giant Dizzy Gillespie
"If you take a life do you know what you'll give?
Odds are you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives would you be seen with me
By the merciless eyes of deceit?
I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line"
youtu.be/A1AMUmkj-ck?...
Casino Royale Opening original
YouTube video by shaken notstirred
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
There's a Red Dwarf clip for everything.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gir9...
Why Hollywood won't get rid of Jared Leto (as told by Red Dwarf)
YouTube video by tolchok89
www.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM