El Acordeonachi
elacordeonachi.bsky.social
El Acordeonachi
@elacordeonachi.bsky.social
Holder of a 33rd Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art (and craft) of constructing Origami Boulders. Amateur Zabaglionist. He/him

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Yes, but if your body thinks your blood is too sweet it's better than losing a foot.
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Russel Stover would like you to know that sugar free caramel exists.
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You got WE LIKE THE MOON stuck in my head for the first time in forever... I also showed it to my children, who were barely old enough to remember.
December 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
No hanky OR panky
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Goddamn five more years...
December 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
He should have been locked up the first time along with all the other assholes that supported him. Starting with the guy the news had on camera aiming his sniper rifle at the federal agents. If that isn't probable cause I guess I don't know what is.
December 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If it doesn't cut it out I've got a steel folding chair wrapped in barbed wire with it's name on it.
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There are 3D Printer designs and there are versions available on Amazon.

They have been recently adopted by various protest groups because they are very loud.
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is an Aztec Death Whistle.
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm going to wait until morning to actually believe this. "Multiple Sources" could be the idiots on twitter (I looked because I'm a glutton for punishment) who were claiming it was the son because drug addict and one POS claiming Nick Reiner is trans. This was mere minutes after the story broke.
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Also, they're cheap at Noble Knight for VG+/NM copies.
December 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have one in my house.

I was surprised to find out that Funko didn't bother to make all the figures look like tiny Funko Pops.

AND THAT THE PLAYER TOKENS ARE CARDBOARD ON A PLASTIC BASE????

Dear Funko....
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That man would like The Warriors to come out and play.
December 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hah, I thought you were referring to Michael Cole last night. Didn't know sillyheads here were doing it.
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sorry, Dec 10.
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Is the rerun for Dec 11 the introduction of Brutus to the strip?
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Ah the WWE trope that no one actually exists before the WWE acquires them.
December 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM