El Acordeonachi
@elacordeonachi.bsky.social
Holder of a 33rd Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art (and craft) of constructing Origami Boulders. Amateur Zabaglionist. He/him
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I have a relation that mostly tends to take a silly time to get out when I am going to pick them up.
I always text, "Were you Raptured?" after waiting five or so minutes.
I always text, "Were you Raptured?" after waiting five or so minutes.
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I have a relation that mostly tends to take a silly time to get out when I am going to pick them up.
I always text, "Were you Raptured?" after waiting five or so minutes.
I always text, "Were you Raptured?" after waiting five or so minutes.
I spent $25 for waste printer ink pads and instructions on how to reset my 12+ year old printer and...it was successful! Screw you BIG INK! My printer is not disposable, it is a tool that I should be able to repair and not have to go to potentially untrustworthy websites to download warez to fix.
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I spent $25 for waste printer ink pads and instructions on how to reset my 12+ year old printer and...it was successful! Screw you BIG INK! My printer is not disposable, it is a tool that I should be able to repair and not have to go to potentially untrustworthy websites to download warez to fix.
It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE!
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It's time for SHARING A RANDOM OLD PICTURE!
I like this setup.
However...
My story would involve the COMPLETELY unexplained return of Darth Sexy (Qimir from The Acolyte) and he's here for Rey.
Commenter: But how, The Acolyte takes place 100 years before-
Me: WHAT PART OF ̲𝙲̲̲𝙾̲̲𝙼̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚃̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙻̲̲𝚈̲ ̲𝚄̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚇̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙰̲̲𝙸̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙳̲ DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
However...
My story would involve the COMPLETELY unexplained return of Darth Sexy (Qimir from The Acolyte) and he's here for Rey.
Commenter: But how, The Acolyte takes place 100 years before-
Me: WHAT PART OF ̲𝙲̲̲𝙾̲̲𝙼̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚃̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙻̲̲𝚈̲ ̲𝚄̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚇̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙰̲̲𝙸̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙳̲ DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
1. First scene — shot entirely on 35mm (plus special effects) — opens w/a FIXED shot of a marsh, where a gentle ocean breeze causes reeds to sway in the wind under an alien sky.
For a few seconds, there's only the sounds of the marsh. Then, suddenly: shouting, rapid footsteps — and a familiar hum.
For a few seconds, there's only the sounds of the marsh. Then, suddenly: shouting, rapid footsteps — and a familiar hum.
Congrats! You are directing the new Star Wars movie starring Daisy Ridley as Rey. What are you doing?
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I like this setup.
However...
My story would involve the COMPLETELY unexplained return of Darth Sexy (Qimir from The Acolyte) and he's here for Rey.
Commenter: But how, The Acolyte takes place 100 years before-
Me: WHAT PART OF ̲𝙲̲̲𝙾̲̲𝙼̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚃̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙻̲̲𝚈̲ ̲𝚄̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚇̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙰̲̲𝙸̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙳̲ DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
However...
My story would involve the COMPLETELY unexplained return of Darth Sexy (Qimir from The Acolyte) and he's here for Rey.
Commenter: But how, The Acolyte takes place 100 years before-
Me: WHAT PART OF ̲𝙲̲̲𝙾̲̲𝙼̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚃̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙻̲̲𝚈̲ ̲𝚄̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝚇̲̲𝙿̲̲𝙻̲̲𝙰̲̲𝙸̲̲𝙽̲̲𝙴̲̲𝙳̲ DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
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28 minutes of classic Minneapolis footage in a 1974 film focused on housing and living conditions near Loring Park and downtown.
Cityscapes (1974) - Historic Minneapolis Film
Cityscapes (1974) is a 28-minute film focused on conditions in the areas surrounding Hennepin Avenue in Minneapolis, with interviews of residents and public officials. Notable areas include Loring…
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December 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
28 minutes of classic Minneapolis footage in a 1974 film focused on housing and living conditions near Loring Park and downtown.
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Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Last-minute gig idea! A knock-off VHS that looks a bit like a classic Disney cartoon:
Well, it's been eight years and it's gone through 3 or 4 replacement cords, but the right ear of my SteelSeries Arctis 5 has finally given up the ghost. Yes, I restarted the computer, tried a different cord, tried a different computer, etc.
The LED still works on that side though.
The LED still works on that side though.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well, it's been eight years and it's gone through 3 or 4 replacement cords, but the right ear of my SteelSeries Arctis 5 has finally given up the ghost. Yes, I restarted the computer, tried a different cord, tried a different computer, etc.
The LED still works on that side though.
The LED still works on that side though.
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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This is based on the inaugural #BlueSkyBookClub book, Three Bags Full by Leonie Swann and it looks goddamn delightful!
Oh my gods this is fucking adorable ❤️🔥
FOR GEORGE!!!
FOR GEORGE!!!
The Sheep Detectives | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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December 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
This is based on the inaugural #BlueSkyBookClub book, Three Bags Full by Leonie Swann and it looks goddamn delightful!
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you can't say "you're a better man than i, gunga din" anymore (due to woke) but "you're a better man than i, charlie brown" scans the same and is much funnier anyway
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
you can't say "you're a better man than i, gunga din" anymore (due to woke) but "you're a better man than i, charlie brown" scans the same and is much funnier anyway
Trying to remember when my grandparents passed (late 90s) had me doing some googling and came up with this little gem from the Zumbrota News-Record. They did a trivia contest in 2024 and my grandma was an answer in the second round.
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Trying to remember when my grandparents passed (late 90s) had me doing some googling and came up with this little gem from the Zumbrota News-Record. They did a trivia contest in 2024 and my grandma was an answer in the second round.
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*chef's kiss*
Do you remember this?
Back in 2019 *this post* caused quite a stir on social media.
Back in 2019 *this post* caused quite a stir on social media.
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
*chef's kiss*
Serious grandparent envy here.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
It's also good as a creamer in coffee. I add my grandfather's eggnog (made with dark rum) to my dessert coffee every Christmas with my grandmother's rum cake 🤌🏾!
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Serious grandparent envy here.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
I wonder if Paul Kidby has ever drawn Stoneface Vimes holding a big axe? And just how many "Stoneface Vimes was right" with that art on it shirts they would sell...
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I wonder if Paul Kidby has ever drawn Stoneface Vimes holding a big axe? And just how many "Stoneface Vimes was right" with that art on it shirts they would sell...
RUN DMC - Christmas In Hollis (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by RUNDMCVEVO
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December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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bob odenkirk in a movie set in minnesota? yes please: youtu.be/hJdpwcdv7w0?...
Normal - Official Teaser Trailer (2026) Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, Lena Headey
YouTube video by IGN
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December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
bob odenkirk in a movie set in minnesota? yes please: youtu.be/hJdpwcdv7w0?...
This looks like good fun.
lmao these guys are lunatics, this is going to be very entertaining www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya4m...
Meet the World’s Largest Instant Camera | Polaroid 20x24
YouTube video by The 20x24 Project
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This looks like good fun.
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
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Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
They just couldn't not have had a clip from Vince McMahon in that thank you video. Just reinforces my feelings about the WWE.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They just couldn't not have had a clip from Vince McMahon in that thank you video. Just reinforces my feelings about the WWE.
That was the most half hearted tap I've ever seen.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That was the most half hearted tap I've ever seen.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
Fans
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Fans
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
Cena ends as a heel by taking a finger poke of doom and fulfilling his promise to ruin wrestling.
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Cena ends as a heel by taking a finger poke of doom and fulfilling his promise to ruin wrestling.
I am breaking my WWE watching rule to watch Cena's retirement match.
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am breaking my WWE watching rule to watch Cena's retirement match.
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?