El Acordeonachi
@elacordeonachi.bsky.social
Holder of a 33rd Degree Black Belt in the Martial Art (and craft) of constructing Origami Boulders. Amateur Zabaglionist. He/him
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Serious grandparent envy here.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
It's also good as a creamer in coffee. I add my grandfather's eggnog (made with dark rum) to my dessert coffee every Christmas with my grandmother's rum cake 🤌🏾!
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Serious grandparent envy here.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
My grandparents were delightful.
HOWEVER, my grandmother was a paid up member of the Women's Christian Temperance Union and spent the weekend of the county fair manning their booth well into the 1990s, so there was no rum within a 400 ft. radius of the house.
I wonder if Paul Kidby has ever drawn Stoneface Vimes holding a big axe? And just how many "Stoneface Vimes was right" with that art on it shirts they would sell...
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I wonder if Paul Kidby has ever drawn Stoneface Vimes holding a big axe? And just how many "Stoneface Vimes was right" with that art on it shirts they would sell...
RUN DMC - Christmas In Hollis (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by RUNDMCVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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bob odenkirk in a movie set in minnesota? yes please: youtu.be/hJdpwcdv7w0?...
Normal - Official Teaser Trailer (2026) Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, Lena Headey
YouTube video by IGN
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
bob odenkirk in a movie set in minnesota? yes please: youtu.be/hJdpwcdv7w0?...
This looks like good fun.
lmao these guys are lunatics, this is going to be very entertaining www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya4m...
Meet the World’s Largest Instant Camera | Polaroid 20x24
YouTube video by The 20x24 Project
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This looks like good fun.
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!
Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.
🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
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Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
They just couldn't not have had a clip from Vince McMahon in that thank you video. Just reinforces my feelings about the WWE.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
They just couldn't not have had a clip from Vince McMahon in that thank you video. Just reinforces my feelings about the WWE.
That was the most half hearted tap I've ever seen.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That was the most half hearted tap I've ever seen.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
I think the crowd would have taken him passing out better than that tap.
Fans
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Fans
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
You do know it's traditional for wrestlers to lose their last match, don't you?
I would be genuinely surprised if Cena won.
Cena ends as a heel by taking a finger poke of doom and fulfilling his promise to ruin wrestling.
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Cena ends as a heel by taking a finger poke of doom and fulfilling his promise to ruin wrestling.
I am breaking my WWE watching rule to watch Cena's retirement match.
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I am breaking my WWE watching rule to watch Cena's retirement match.
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?
Gunther is one of the last folks I would have picked. Hendry wouldn't have been bad. But Carmelo Hayes? Oba Femi? Trick Williams?
Where are we as a society where someone hasn't scanned this and the museum that has it (the LACMA) isn't selling 3D printed replicas in their gift shop?
And it isn't even currently on display? MADNESS. Unless it's for one of those art preservation reasons, then fine...I guess...
And it isn't even currently on display? MADNESS. Unless it's for one of those art preservation reasons, then fine...I guess...
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Where are we as a society where someone hasn't scanned this and the museum that has it (the LACMA) isn't selling 3D printed replicas in their gift shop?
And it isn't even currently on display? MADNESS. Unless it's for one of those art preservation reasons, then fine...I guess...
And it isn't even currently on display? MADNESS. Unless it's for one of those art preservation reasons, then fine...I guess...
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Goddamn stupid Trek continuity contaminating Prodigy with Picard.
It was a good ending up til then.
oh wait.
HAH! They gave a great big middle finger to Picard S1.
It was a good ending up til then.
oh wait.
HAH! They gave a great big middle finger to Picard S1.
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Goddamn stupid Trek continuity contaminating Prodigy with Picard.
It was a good ending up til then.
oh wait.
HAH! They gave a great big middle finger to Picard S1.
It was a good ending up til then.
oh wait.
HAH! They gave a great big middle finger to Picard S1.
Dear corporations.
You can have my adblocker when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
You can have my adblocker when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Google ads funnel Mac users to poisoned AI chats that spread the AMOS infostealer.
Google ads funnel Mac users to poisoned AI chats that spread the AMOS infostealer
Criminals make malicious ChatGPT and Grok conversations appear at the top of common searches—leading users straight to the Atomic macOS Stealer.
www.malwarebytes.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dear corporations.
You can have my adblocker when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
You can have my adblocker when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Gotta catch 'em all (and lock 'em up)
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gotta catch 'em all (and lock 'em up)
#1) I never buy Pepsi. Or Dew. Occasionally Crush or Squirt.
regardless
#2) I almost never buy soda from Walmart, because I only buy soda on sale and it's NEVER on sale at Walmart. When see soda in carts I want to scream YOU PEOPLE KNOW THIS IS ON SALE AT STORE X FOR $3 A 12 PACK LESS? DON'T YOU?
regardless
#2) I almost never buy soda from Walmart, because I only buy soda on sale and it's NEVER on sale at Walmart. When see soda in carts I want to scream YOU PEOPLE KNOW THIS IS ON SALE AT STORE X FOR $3 A 12 PACK LESS? DON'T YOU?
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
#1) I never buy Pepsi. Or Dew. Occasionally Crush or Squirt.
regardless
#2) I almost never buy soda from Walmart, because I only buy soda on sale and it's NEVER on sale at Walmart. When see soda in carts I want to scream YOU PEOPLE KNOW THIS IS ON SALE AT STORE X FOR $3 A 12 PACK LESS? DON'T YOU?
regardless
#2) I almost never buy soda from Walmart, because I only buy soda on sale and it's NEVER on sale at Walmart. When see soda in carts I want to scream YOU PEOPLE KNOW THIS IS ON SALE AT STORE X FOR $3 A 12 PACK LESS? DON'T YOU?
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Sending my script off to the Hallmark Channel.
It's about a prim librarian from a quaint small town public library who gets stranded in the big city and visits the big university library (that's open on Christmas Eve, but work with me on this).
The uni reference librarian is a hunky single dad.
It's about a prim librarian from a quaint small town public library who gets stranded in the big city and visits the big university library (that's open on Christmas Eve, but work with me on this).
The uni reference librarian is a hunky single dad.
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sending my script off to the Hallmark Channel.
It's about a prim librarian from a quaint small town public library who gets stranded in the big city and visits the big university library (that's open on Christmas Eve, but work with me on this).
The uni reference librarian is a hunky single dad.
It's about a prim librarian from a quaint small town public library who gets stranded in the big city and visits the big university library (that's open on Christmas Eve, but work with me on this).
The uni reference librarian is a hunky single dad.
I've said it before, just in case of Monkey's Paw, I do not want him to win the MN GOP nomination.
Lindell posted his announcement on social media, asking voters to help him "bring common sense back to Minnesota."
MyPillow owner Mike Lindell officially announces run for Governor
Lindell posted his announcement on social media, asking voters to help him "bring common sense back to Minnesota."
www.kare11.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I've said it before, just in case of Monkey's Paw, I do not want him to win the MN GOP nomination.
Looks interesting. Guess they're going to go the Guardians/Deadpool route with tone. Also, not a Supergirl I'm familiar with, since my comic heyday was the 90s, so the Supergirl I knew dated Lex and was pink goo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Looks interesting. Guess they're going to go the Guardians/Deadpool route with tone. Also, not a Supergirl I'm familiar with, since my comic heyday was the 90s, so the Supergirl I knew dated Lex and was pink goo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdA...
Hee hee hee
Catching up on Star Trek Prodigy before it leaves Netflix, got to the episode where they visit the Mirror universe where even the whales in Cetacean Ops are evil!
fun fanservice is fun
Catching up on Star Trek Prodigy before it leaves Netflix, got to the episode where they visit the Mirror universe where even the whales in Cetacean Ops are evil!
fun fanservice is fun
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Hee hee hee
Catching up on Star Trek Prodigy before it leaves Netflix, got to the episode where they visit the Mirror universe where even the whales in Cetacean Ops are evil!
fun fanservice is fun
Catching up on Star Trek Prodigy before it leaves Netflix, got to the episode where they visit the Mirror universe where even the whales in Cetacean Ops are evil!
fun fanservice is fun
I've never had more than a sore arm from a vax. I don't even think I had that from the Shingles vax.
If you normally don't react badly to vaccines, don't sweat it. Just in case, be prepared to feel bad the next day, so do it before a day off.
(your mileage may vary, void where prohibited by law)
If you normally don't react badly to vaccines, don't sweat it. Just in case, be prepared to feel bad the next day, so do it before a day off.
(your mileage may vary, void where prohibited by law)
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I've never had more than a sore arm from a vax. I don't even think I had that from the Shingles vax.
If you normally don't react badly to vaccines, don't sweat it. Just in case, be prepared to feel bad the next day, so do it before a day off.
(your mileage may vary, void where prohibited by law)
If you normally don't react badly to vaccines, don't sweat it. Just in case, be prepared to feel bad the next day, so do it before a day off.
(your mileage may vary, void where prohibited by law)
Gosh darn it.
TIL that the Santa Rosita Park in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World didn't actually exist.
AND that the stupidheads (I call them stupidheads because they didn't do it) who made GTA San Andreas and GTA V didn't just put it in their games for funzies.
TIL that the Santa Rosita Park in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World didn't actually exist.
AND that the stupidheads (I call them stupidheads because they didn't do it) who made GTA San Andreas and GTA V didn't just put it in their games for funzies.
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Gosh darn it.
TIL that the Santa Rosita Park in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World didn't actually exist.
AND that the stupidheads (I call them stupidheads because they didn't do it) who made GTA San Andreas and GTA V didn't just put it in their games for funzies.
TIL that the Santa Rosita Park in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World didn't actually exist.
AND that the stupidheads (I call them stupidheads because they didn't do it) who made GTA San Andreas and GTA V didn't just put it in their games for funzies.