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Elad Lerner
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Astronomy teacher, Earth-Sciences communicator, dad, punny.
Remember, kids - Smelling something means that real actual molecules of that thing touched you nose, and are now inside of you. Even feces!
August 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If all companies had to pay for externalities, like they should, there will be no more capitalism. All profit is made by the loss of something unseen.
July 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Please appropriate my culture
April 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Picking up my daughter's toys when I notice all the dinosaurs are in the same corner
April 12, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Carlo Batusik invented the underwear.
April 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
As an astronomy teacher - No lies detected.
Stargazing 4 xkcd.com/3072
April 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Enough internet. Time to cheer myself up by writing about how dark energy will eventually destroy the universe.
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Done and done!
My beautiful, beautiful boy
April 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I love this series
April 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Just after bag 2
April 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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The fact that conservatives are buying Tesla's now is so funny. They are like "the environment is GAY. I hate planet Earth!! I would never drive an electric car....oh, wait a minute, the electric car is also racist? Why didn't you say so to begin with, I'm in!"
March 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Where did we go wrong?
March 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Let's goooooooooo!
March 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Sorry everyone, turns out it's too hard to go to Mars. Instead we're bringing Mars to you. It's gonna be desolate and shitty here now
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Theory: To stay competitive, each business will lower prices to attract costumers.
Reality: in a competitive economy, each business will raise prices to metch each other (and then some) and lie why their product is actually better. (also, cheaper options Wil be precieved as knockoffs or worse)
March 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Biologic: Everywhere with a good chance for life, past or present, is a planet.
Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063
March 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
(I'm not American) Regrettably, I have to mention Musk in my job as an astronomy teacher. And I get to talk about him with other teachers. Last week I said Musk is a Nazi and the other teachers were taken aback. "not really" they said. "really really" I replied. Yeah. Elon Musk is a Nazi. Fuck him.
March 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
128 new moons were discovered for Saturn, now having the majority of planetary moons in the solar system. So I made a graph. It goes all the way back to 1610 with the Galilean Moons, but the numbers were so low back then, you can't really see anything.
March 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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📢ANALYSIS: UK emissions fell 3.6% in 2024 to lowest since 1872

🏭Coal lowest since 1666, when Great Fire ravaged London
🚗EVs pushed oil down despite more traffic, saving £1.7bn
🌇Gas down on "cleanest ever" power
📈📉Since 1990, CO2 -54% / GDP +84%

www.carbonbrief.org/...
1/9
March 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm betting Uranus and Neptune also have 50+ moons, we just can't see them with current technology.
Saturn has 128 new moons – more than the rest of the planets combined

Saturn has dozens of new moons, bringing it to a total of 274. All of the new moons are between 2 and 4 kilometres wide, but at what point is a rock too small to be a moon?

www.newscientist.com/article/2471...
Saturn has 128 new moons – more than the rest of the planets combined
Saturn has dozens of new moons, bringing it to a total of 274. All of the new moons are between 2 and 4 kilometres wide, but at what point is a rock too small to be a moon?
www.newscientist.com
March 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Me, in the vague direction on 2024 YR4: HIT! THE! MOON! HIT! THE! MOON! HIT! THE! MOON! HIT! THE! MOON! WOOOOOO!
March 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM