Forktail
elanoides.bsky.social
Forktail
@elanoides.bsky.social
Not actually a bird
"What child is this" is a really weird way to phrase that question
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Being on a VPN is great, because Reddit won't let you view the site logged out on a VPN so every time I follow a link it's like getting a "are you sure you want to go on Reddit" warning and it's often enough to push me to find another source or realize I don't care.
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Read a book sometimes
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Damn, Creative Commons is pro-genAI? That sucks, dawg.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
You don't add 300 million dollar ballroom in a house you're planning to leave in 3 years.
October 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I can tell I'm having a depressive episode when I think about firing up Balatro

That is not a game I enjoy but it is a way to destroy time between now and bedtime, with no payoff
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Is there a genre of fiction with less payoff than short-form first-person podcast horror

Every single time I hear one of these stories it's the same thing
October 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"If you read this, you're gay LMAO"

Oh my god
September 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm an introvert but I hope I'm with other people when It Happens
August 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
There's no problem so trivial billionaires won't throw infinite money at to prevent paying humans to do it
August 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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🌌🧠🌠
August 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Watching coworkers line up to test an AI tool that will replace them

the human race ain't gonna make it another 1000 years are we
July 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can't visit wanikani.com without typing "wank" first somehow, every time
July 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Billions of dollars a year in AI investment and Gmail still can't do something as simple as marking any email with Cyrillic as spam
July 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hog Hurl Summer
June 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Is there anything less solarpunk than "lofi solarpunk beats" with an AI generated background
June 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump's military parade is what happens when a birthday party has too many clowns and no guests
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Pretty wild for Final Fantasy Tactics to have put the final boss in the middle of the game
June 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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the hong kong protestors used the phrase "do not split" to mean that the radical protest and peaceful protest arms of the movement should refuse to criticize each other.
June 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Equippable 2 handed weapon for wizards that casts Stop and Slow on targets: the Wait Staff
April 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sounds boring.
April 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E...

The YouTube algorithm is hiding this video.
MACKLEMORE - fucked up (official video)
YouTube video by Macklemore
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"It would be cheaper in the long run to not file this insurance claim"

-statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
February 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Is Chet the most "dirtbag" name possible?

I've at least seen some corporate Todds and Kyles.
February 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM