Cerealman
@elcerealman.bsky.social
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Some say he's a warrior of justice. Others say he's an opportunistic villain. All agree he stays crunchy in milk. [email protected] for booking info
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elcerealman.bsky.social
No ring no rules all heart
hoodslam.bsky.social
new show just dropped
OCTOBER 31ST #HALLOWEEN

CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS

Come one, come all
To the greatest town on Earth!

NO RING-NO RULES

$25 tix on eventbrite
www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-c...
21+, doors 9:30ish show 10-12ish

Drake's Dealership
2325 Broadway, #Oakland CA
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hoodslam.bsky.social
The fallen angel Shemyhaza from the Book of Enoch returned to us and revealed in an unlicensed therapy session that by singing through our Golden GiG that God could be summoned to offer a wish.

Juice Lee broke his 15 year vow of silence, and she arrived.

Then, things got weird
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hoodslam.bsky.social
FRIDAY OCT 3RD // WELCOME TO SlamTown

A new universe
A new beginning
A new nightmare

Anton Voorhees returns to a town he never left and has never been to

Tix on eventbrite
21+ $30 #dontbringyourfnkids
doors 7:30ish, Show 8-11ish

what happened to #hoodslam?
Find out on youtube/hoodslam TONIGHT
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bencollins.bsky.social
Five years ago, @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I did a story about rural Oregon's fever dream that Antifa was coming to their town from Portland.

Hundreds showed up armed downtown because they heard on Facebook that "Antifa buses" were coming.

No buses came so they said Antifa "retreated."
In Klamath Falls, Oregon, victory declared over antifa, which never showed up
Towns from Washington state to Indiana have seen armed groups begin patrolling the streets after rumors spread on social media about an antifa invasion.
www.nbcnews.com
elcerealman.bsky.social
Celebrate my achievement of being named the PWI 500th Best Wrestler in the World with your very own commemorative unisex T-shirt! All proceeds will go to feeding my cat or whatever else I choose to spend money on!

sweatmonstershop.etsy.com/listing/4376...

#Mr500
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hoodslam.bsky.social
October 3rd, #OAKLAND
Tell her where it hurtsss,

Welcome to #SlamTown, Nurse Ratchet

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SlamTown 0
7:30ish doors, 8-11ish show
$30, 21+Tix on eventbrite,
link below
#dontbringyourfnkids #ThisIsReal
elcerealman.bsky.social
PWI #500 with a bullet. Thank you @official.prowrestlingillustrated.com and @hoodslam.bsky.social and where all good Cerealman matches are had #mr500
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bentrandem.bsky.social
Working on Basher I hadn’t even considered being interviewed about it. Let alone on an actual baseball specific site. Definitely shows I am far more knowledgeable about baseball films than the actual game.
Give it a read and let me know your favorite baseball film.
thefanfiles.bsky.social
Director Ben Trandem and screenwriter John Ungaro are making a slasher. The villain? The homicidal mascot of the local baseball team.

Read this week's interview with the creators of Basher:
thefanfiles.com/articles/basher-baseball-slasher-horror-interview
Making a baseball slasher
Watch out for Basher
thefanfiles.com
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thefanfiles.bsky.social
Director Ben Trandem and screenwriter John Ungaro are making a slasher. The villain? The homicidal mascot of the local baseball team.

Read this week's interview with the creators of Basher:
thefanfiles.com/articles/basher-baseball-slasher-horror-interview
Making a baseball slasher
Watch out for Basher
thefanfiles.com
elcerealman.bsky.social
C'mon and slam
hoodslam.bsky.social
The only constant is change, and after the world changing events of our last event...

On Friday October 3rd, Welcome to SlamTown [aka SlamTown 0]

Born from a wish gone wrong, see the how/why across imminent future Tuesday's on our youtube channel

Tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/slamtown-0...
SlamTown 0: Welcome to SlamTown
Pro Wrestling Rated R // This Is Real // 21+ #dontbringyourfnkids // doors 7:30ish, show 8ish
www.eventbrite.com
elcerealman.bsky.social
It's more insidious than you think
iwriteok.bsky.social
it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.
clairewillett.bsky.social
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
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iwriteok.bsky.social
it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.
clairewillett.bsky.social
reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
One thing that has become really clear since yesterday is that we live in at least two different realities. Talking to a friend who only knew Charlie as a Christian motivational speaker because that's all that ever came across her feed. Showed me videos I've never seen before of him saying perfectly reasonable and empowering things.

I showed her videos she'd never seen before of his racism, misogyny, homophobia, advocating for violence against specific groups of people. She was horrified by his remarks about Pelosi's husband's attacker being bailed out and celebrated for his violent act. She was horrified by a number of things that he said, but she had never seen or heard them before, the same as I had never seen or heard the generalized clips of him sounding like a perfectly nice loving man and father.

Neither of us had a whole picture of this man. I mentioned he was a known white supremacist and she thought I was joking.

She talked about him giving a speech about finding your purpose and doing good in the world and I thought she was joking. I saw why this friend was mourning the loss of a person she thought was a good person.
My friend, bless her, saw why I feel the way I do about him. We understood each other better. In spite of a multi-billion dollar internet machine specifically focused on keeping us apart. Because we talked to each other with the desire to listen and to learn rather than the desire to change someone else's mind or to be "right".

None of those motivational things he said change my opinion about him because they don't erase the negativity, the subtle calls for violence, the belittling and denigrating of other races religions genders etc. His negative and blaming comments about homeless people, the poor, and victims of domestic violence. His comments about rounding up people who didn't think like him and putting them in camps where their behavior could be corrected. That time he said empathy was a made-up word he didnt believe in. That other time he said the Civil Rights Act was a mistake. The time he said most people are afraid when they get on a plane and see that there's a black pilot. His anti-vaccination rhetoric and his active campaigning against people being allowed to wear masks for their own health. His open support of fascism and white supremacy. To me, all of those are fully unchristian sentiments. Those are undeniable and just one of them would be a deal-breaker for me. All of them together are a picture of a man who was polarizing, enraged a lot of people and rightly so, but even with all of that I would never wish upon him or especially his children the end that he got.
Oh, and my friend had never heard, and God help me I don't know how she escaped the news, but she had never heard of the Minnesota legislators who were shot in June. The husband and wife and dog who were killed, one after throwing themselves over their child to protect the child. The other couple who somehow survived.

Politically motivated attacks specifically because they were democrats. She learned about those shootings that happened months ago because I showed her Charlie Kirk's comments about them. The kidnapping plot against a female Midwestern Democratic governor. The assassination attempt against Pennsylvania's democratic governor. All things Charlie had plenty to say about while supporting the Second Amendment and bashing the Democratic party. She didn't know about any of it because we're all living in two different worlds and none of us have the whole story.
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krang.bsky.social
no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird
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miawong.bsky.social
Almost all of the initial reporting on ICE murdering Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez in cold blood was wrong because it was based on government propaganda, what seems to have actually happened is that he tried to flee the border Gestapo and they shot him

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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New, w/ @mulchy.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social:

ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday.

Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events.

Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened:
What happened to Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez
Immigration agents shot and killed an unarmed 38-year-old father outside Chicago on Friday—and their initial narrative of events was quickly disproven by videos captured by witnesses.
unraveledpress.com
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iwriteok.bsky.social
As a heads up this is disinfo. The rifle used is suspected to have been a 30.06. Turan (the company that makes the pictured bullet) only makes up to 5.56 rifle caliber rounds. So unless the feds are wrong about the caliber of the rifle they found (unlikely) this can't be an explanation.
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hoodslam.bsky.social
TONIGHT at 7PST // #hoodslam youtube ~

Its not the slammys, its not the hof,
Its not like anything thats ever been

Its part one of the first and last #HoodslamGala

Marco / Mayra v M Y L O / KEiTA
Mansoor × Mason [÷ Sawyer Wreck?]
Remarks from this years host DARK Sheik

youtu.be/L9hqVeGzJBc?...
Hoodslam Gala - Episode One
YouTube video by hoodslam
youtu.be
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live.

Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed
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elbart-man.bsky.social
Sliding in at the end of the week for #DressToImpressOnTransit for #TransitMonth2025.

@davereckoning.bsky.social, one of his chain maidens and I took a little ride, all gussied up.

#SFBART #Transit #Oakland
BART-Man, Dave Reckoning, and a Chain Maiden standing in front of the BART 50th year anniversary plaque. Dressed all nice and posing like badasses; BART-Man in a blue and white track suit, the Chain Maiden in a black dress and mail hood, Dave in a suit and mail hood. Laughing while sitting on train seats. Posing in front of the a West Oakland BART Station sign. The city of Oakland is in the background. Posing as a train leaves the station.
elcerealman.bsky.social
The last East West North Oakland Lake Merritt White Rhino #hoodslamgala
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bentrandem.bsky.social
Cut the @bashershortfilm.bsky.social teaser down into a quick trailer ad.
Check out the Kickstarter campaign here:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/ben...
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elbart-man.bsky.social
I feel a great disturbance, millions of souls calling out...