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eldjee.bsky.social
what the everloving fuck.
@eldjee.bsky.social
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er... yeah.

aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached.

and sometimes cats.
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boch #dorge monster.

#catsky
the striped tail of an orange tabby cat curls out of the top of a cardboard box. the tip of the tail appears to be looking at the viewer.
December 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
eldjee.bsky.social
xmas day 2025, 14th st. NW
on the top curve of a bicycle lockup, someone has scrawled FUCK DHS in silver sharpie. the letters are worn on the outer edges, the F and D being the most faded.
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
eldjee.bsky.social
he may not have two brain cells to rub together, but he has a very distinguished profile.

#catsky
an orange cat in profile, facing the right of the image. he is seen from mid-back and chest up, his ears are flicked sideways, as he pays attention to the person with the camera while completely ignoring them. his nose touches the red tablecloth on the table in front of him.
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
upon the box he sits
cuz inside he sure don't fits.

#dorge #catsky
a large orange tabby washes his face while sitting on a small cardboard box that is open at one end. a stack of three books sits between the viewer and the box, off to the right of the frame.
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
eldjee.bsky.social
OCC!

dorge, my parents' cat, enjoying his time with the brain cell.

#catsky
a big orange tabby lies on his side on an orange tiled floor, his attention focused on a green feather peeking out from under a piece of blue fabric.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
eldjee.bsky.social
it's beginning to look a lot like summer...
foliage and flowers of a blooming pōhutukawa tree at night. dark green, shiny, spear-shaped leaves set off frosty green new growth and anemone-like red flowers.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
sunday arvo. worser bay.
panoramic view of worser bay as seen from the surf life saving club. moody clouds undulate across the sky while windy chop kicks up whitecaps below. a long beach curves from right to left, with houses along the coastal road and perched on the hills above.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
wellington morning.
street-level view of the beehive (AoNZ parliament) with wellington's hills in the background. low rain clouds squat on the hills, their shaggy grey buttocks obscuring the trees.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
eldjee.bsky.social
heh.
screenshot of google search trends for "celina midelfart" over the last day or so, completely flat until 8.44am NZT 13 november, and then a sudden spike. most interest from norway, canada, and the US.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
eldjee.bsky.social
sunday, november 9, 2025... smiling senate democrats (lucy) whisk the football away from the very people who voted blue not five days earlier (charlie brown).
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Sunday, November 9, 2025... lucy, representing the senate democrats, snatches the football away from the people who voted blue on tuesday, november 4th (charlie brown).
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
because i cannot fit this into a single skeet, and it really needs to be said:
screencap of overlong skeet: "the proliferation and uncritical consumption of AI audio and visual content in social media spaces is hurtling us toward a post-reality information landscape where anything can be claimed. the party will no longer need to tell you to reject the evidence of your eyes and years - it will create that evidence for you, and trust that you cannot distinguish fact from fantasy."
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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i cannot tell if this was a better idea, or if drinking the prior sour has impaired my judgment. #nzbeer #heyday
a hand holds a 440 mL can of heyday peach schnapps sour, 4.2% abv. the can design features a cuckoo clock with winding weights.
October 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
this was a bad idea. #nzbeer
October 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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i've got to hand it to #dvb for precisely matching the color on the can design to the beer. #nzbeer
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
any idea why the ebook is USD$14.99 in the us, and USD$20.99 outside the us? the NZD is weak as it is; this just feels like rubbing salt in the wound.
October 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
i mean...
a side view of the brownie showing melted chocolate. two glasses of rosé are visible in the background.
October 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
i made bolognese and the kid made brownies and for one evening, all is good in the world.
a quarter of an 8" brownie on a white dessert plate.
October 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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screenshot of Washington Post email inviting users to "ask the Post AI". Start a conversation with Ask The Post Al The Washington post ASK THE POST Al Built on facts. Powered by conversation. Ask The Post Al is fueled by trusted reporting and your curiosity. Where will your next question take you? Start vour conversation
September 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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this is my incredibly wary face. 🥸
screenshot of washington post opinion headline: John Yoo What's wrong with a military campaign against the drug trade
September 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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show me a picture in your phone that has your current energy (and isn't a selfie)
protest posters reading "NO FBI cops NO USA troops Stand against imperialism and fascism"
September 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
the poem that was just installed on the side of the wellington central library.
BROWN OPTIMISM With dust of labour on a summer's day They slouched with careless stride of people come From nowhere, going nowhere, smiling, tired, And cursing with a laugh the Pākehā Veneer. For them life is a childish farce To paint in white the brown which stains their lives. Their ancient world is gone, and in the pā The death of past traditions of a once Proud race is mourned by age with mumbling gums In soft tones of despised melodious tongue. You seek your future in the white man's joys You sing your songs to ape his foolish tune; You change your rhythm to the jazz band's beat; And slave and swear for coin so easily spent; You play a losing game with loaded dice And know no rules to help you win a chance; While Pākehā stands quietly waiting with A smile, to move you at his will across The draughtboard of his policy and faith. A child went past; neglected, poorly clothed In imitation of the white man's dress. Hard feet on hard road running in the heat To spend the white man's money in the white Man's store. And what is there for you, oh child Of Māori pride? Will you be swallowed in The rising tide, and mingle blood till all Your heritage is gone? This shall not be. For brown must learn from white, the rules to make Him equal partner in the game they play: And white must cease to trample underfoot These dark leaves of the Polynesian tree. When this is done, and each the other's worth Has found, from union will spring a new Race keen, with courage strong to face the world And find at last its place and aim in life. J.C. Sturm, 1947 Born Te Kare Papuni 17 May, 1927 Taranaki & Te Whakatöhea iwi
September 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
kid came home with a box.
through the power of a scanner, affinity, and cricut, kid now has the power to make as many boxes as they desire.
a small purple card stock box with a heart-shaped top sits on an opened and disassembled white card stock box.
September 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
eldjee.bsky.social
y'all still think conservatives are just flirting with fascism?
screenshot: The New Work Times White House Officials Threaten Vast Crackdown on Liberal Groups Officials used Charlie Kirk's podcast to make unsubstantiated claims about their political opponents. A motive is still being sought in Mr. Kirk's killing. 3 MIN READ
September 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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i went looking for a sketchbook this morning and noticed it had been four fucking years since i'd sketched anything.

so i grabbed some pencils and crayons and decided to see what i could see.

i like the feel of the FC polychromos the most. not sure where the bic pencil came from, but it's awful.
a sketchbook page with repetitive doodles in sakura coupy-pencil, coloré, prismacolor, polychromos, HB pencil, and india ink
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM