what the everloving fuck.
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eldjee.bsky.social
what the everloving fuck.
@eldjee.bsky.social
er... yeah.

aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached.

and sometimes cats.
per my handle.
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i was going to ask on your food watercolor post what book you were using, and then figured you'd already posted it, which you had - so thanks! (i'm going to get these for my kid but probably use them myself too!)
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
two of these things are not like the others

two of these things do not belong

can you guess which things are not like the others

before we finish our song?

(hint: it's the first two in your list.)
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i used to live on military bases, & seeing soldiers patrolling civilian streets is wrong at a level that sits in the gut like a lead weight. if you can brush off their presence so easily it's because you don't really understand what they are for and what they can do. it's authoritarianism manifest.
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"no local residents are intimidated by them"? family and friends who live in the U street corridor feel quite differently than you. the constant presence of unformed soldiers is a heavy psychic weight for a lot of people. their constant presence in metro ctr is disturbing.
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the intent of the orders is to traumatize the public and cow blue cities. why should the men and women who allow themselves to be used this way be shown anything other than contempt? why should they be allowed to normalise their presence?

being angry at them doesn't preclude being angry at the top.
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
how did we miss that?!?
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
in trump's america, the news parodies itself.
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
vibe-based categorization.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
i had lunch the other day with a friend who kept insisting that nobody could have predicted this. *gestures at everything*

i just stared at them, because i am visiting the US from the country i emigrated to in 2021 because i could see this coming a mile away.
December 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i stopped donating when the dems sent out a fundraising email hours after the dobbs decision.
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i'm shocked. shocked, i tell you.
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
that's rude to cockroaches.
December 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM