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er... yeah.

aotearoa-based human. mostly. sometimes found on the eastern seaboard. may be skittish if approached.

and sometimes cats.
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In case you needed to see a cat in a beret
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
xmas day 2025, 14th st. NW
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
backing down the mads mikkelson ouvre and finally getting around to watching the first episode of hannibal is something else.
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
if you haven't watched Menem i don't even know what to tell you.
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
good on the high court of new zealand for granting a stay of the puberty blockers ban.
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
the hunger games? these chucklefucks really don't have an original thought between them.

thehill.com/blogs/in-the...
thehill.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
hunh. TIL that peter arnett was a kiwi.
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost—$10.67?
Brutal numbers for food in the latest inflation report:
- bananas rose 6.7 percent in the past year
-beef and veal rose by 15.8 percent
-coffee, which rose 18.8 percent in the last year.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Inflation spikes 2.7 percent despite Trump’s claims ‘prices are down’
Prices on numerous goods spike as the labor market continues to be sluggish
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
peace in the middle east for the first time in three thousand years?!?
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
he may not have two brain cells to rub together, but he has a very distinguished profile.

#catsky
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
upon the box he sits
cuz inside he sure don't fits.

#dorge #catsky
December 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
starlight tours come to the US.
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.

Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.

Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
OCC!

dorge, my parents' cat, enjoying his time with the brain cell.

#catsky
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i see five years have done nothing to improve rush hour traffic in the district.
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
that's the first time i've been on a flight waved off landing in AKL. that's much more expected in welly. 😳
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
a good explainer of aus' youth social media ban.

i have hope that we can create a similar architecture.

youtu.be/D2ngDZWJwzo?...
Australia's under 16s ban for social media: Responses by Dr. Cassandra Mudgway
YouTube video by Sanjana Hattotuwa
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
blep
Please observe the gentle shine of my delicately moist pink tongue, presented for your viewing pleasure.

#extracat #graycat #cat #cats #blep #tongue #catsky #catsofbluesky
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i just realised that if ikea carries frozen lingonberries, i can make jam.

HUZZAH!

(i haven't seen lingonberries in the grocery stores here.)

(it's the little things.)
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Cradled NZ have just come out with a frankly BANGER line of merch in support of PATHA’s legal action! Get yourself a "WOKE IDEOLOGICAL FERAL" t-shirt! cradlednz.digitees.co.nz/shop/categor...
PATHA fundraising tees cradlednz
We create amazing designs.
cradlednz.digitees.co.nz
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Did somebody say BIKE RAVE?
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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You think you haven’t been back in welly for too long and then one day you hang your clothes out to dry and they are all black.
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM