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Word on the skeet is…
Also, that box office bullshit is a shut up ring in trophy form. #GoldenGlobes
a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .
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January 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Also, that box office bullshit is a shut up ring in trophy form. #GoldenGlobes
Yeah, I’m not patting #MarkRuffalo on the back for saying HER name but not mentioning shit about Keith Porter Jr - ESPECIALLY when one of these people was killed in the same place the fuck ass #GoldenGlobes were held. FOH with that performative shit!
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Yeah, I’m not patting #MarkRuffalo on the back for saying HER name but not mentioning shit about Keith Porter Jr - ESPECIALLY when one of these people was killed in the same place the fuck ass #GoldenGlobes were held. FOH with that performative shit!
OMG, I love this song!
January 11, 2026 at 2:51 AM
OMG, I love this song!
Not y’all experiencing life on the 1’s and 3’s too 😂
January 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Not y’all experiencing life on the 1’s and 3’s too 😂
Some of y’all have GOT to start swallowing. The growing epidemic of sexually transmitted deplorables is ruining this not-so-great nation.
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Some of y’all have GOT to start swallowing. The growing epidemic of sexually transmitted deplorables is ruining this not-so-great nation.
Who’s not surprised that everyone wants to “say her name” when it happens to a white person?
a woman is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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January 10, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Who’s not surprised that everyone wants to “say her name” when it happens to a white person?
Me, every time I hear of someone getting hadouken’d by the Murica they voted for:
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Me, every time I hear of someone getting hadouken’d by the Murica they voted for:
We don’t talk about how much a useless, grifting wind box this one is. What does he do successfully for the American people - quickly?
🧵 A reminder in the post below 👇 of what Bernie has been busy doing instead of his job as senator…writing books, selling books, book touring and pocketing millions from it. The screenshot 👇 is the grand total of 8 bills he has gotten enacted in his 35 years in Congress. 1/ bsky.app/profile/maud...
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 AM
We don’t talk about how much a useless, grifting wind box this one is. What does he do successfully for the American people - quickly?
He thought he ate. Plate’s still full.
January 10, 2026 at 11:08 AM
He thought he ate. Plate’s still full.
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Yeah imma be on this Bowen Yang shit for a minute. This is why Black women ain’t doing shit for none of you. This is how another marginalized community treats an ally? Man…
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January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Yeah imma be on this Bowen Yang shit for a minute. This is why Black women ain’t doing shit for none of you. This is how another marginalized community treats an ally? Man…
My intuition is never wrong. Fuck Bowen Yang his bird brain bitch of a cohost who couldn’t get off his coattails if he tried. We have no allies, still fight for everyone and this is what we get. May they both have the fall into obscurity that they deserve. I’d call them clowns but clowns are funny..
January 10, 2026 at 10:59 AM
My intuition is never wrong. Fuck Bowen Yang his bird brain bitch of a cohost who couldn’t get off his coattails if he tried. We have no allies, still fight for everyone and this is what we get. May they both have the fall into obscurity that they deserve. I’d call them clowns but clowns are funny..
Ok, Imma say it: I don’t trust Trump’s
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Ok, Imma say it: I don’t trust Trump’s
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
“warm” reception of Mamdani. There’s always a secret agenda with The Orange One. No offense to Mamdani, but he didn’t charm that man - that man has an angle.
I need to start playing the numbers cause when I tell you my good eye has ALWAYS been on Billiam Burr(o) and Jon Stewart. As a a Libra, being a right about people brings me joy. As a Black woman, being right about America’s white faves brings me peace. Next up - RBG…
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I need to start playing the numbers cause when I tell you my good eye has ALWAYS been on Billiam Burr(o) and Jon Stewart. As a a Libra, being a right about people brings me joy. As a Black woman, being right about America’s white faves brings me peace. Next up - RBG…
A. Word.
I forgot to grab my water bottle and didn’t realize until I was too far to go back. I got a little annoyed but when I went to dig in my bag,I saw an unopened bottle there & of course it was nice and cold.
Don’t get hung up on what you left behind bc there’s always something better waiting for you.
Don’t get hung up on what you left behind bc there’s always something better waiting for you.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A. Word.
Jimmy Kimmel getting his show back on 9/23 is some #Libra shit. Find Out™️, cuffing, apple cider and spooky seasons coming together comme ça is the kinda celestial alignment I can get behind. Let’s gooo!
September 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jimmy Kimmel getting his show back on 9/23 is some #Libra shit. Find Out™️, cuffing, apple cider and spooky seasons coming together comme ça is the kinda celestial alignment I can get behind. Let’s gooo!
Me and my Brigade of Bumble BFF Bad Bitches walking into the club (ok, brunch) sending out our best loose canon vibe. #SunshineOnTheReaping #District12TypeShit #HaymitchAndNem #SuzanneCollinsPutHerFootInThisBook #PresidentSnowBeenABitchHisWholeLife #WeekendTings
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March 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me and my Brigade of Bumble BFF Bad Bitches walking into the club (ok, brunch) sending out our best loose canon vibe. #SunshineOnTheReaping #District12TypeShit #HaymitchAndNem #SuzanneCollinsPutHerFootInThisBook #PresidentSnowBeenABitchHisWholeLife #WeekendTings
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THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
January 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
Deadass, the only thing weed is a gateway to for me is a clean apartment and/or a creative new snack.
I just got high and now I wanna clean. wtf?
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December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Deadass, the only thing weed is a gateway to for me is a clean apartment and/or a creative new snack.
You’re gonna have to pry my Circle deals from my cold dead hands.
All women do is:
Lie
Shop at target
Scroll Amazon
Not eat
Watch shows involving crime and law
Neglect their check engine light
Say “AAAAAAYYYYYY” when they favorite song come on in the club
Take over the whole bed
Ask if you ate knowing they haven’t eaten
Lie
Shop at target
Scroll Amazon
Not eat
Watch shows involving crime and law
Neglect their check engine light
Say “AAAAAAYYYYYY” when they favorite song come on in the club
Take over the whole bed
Ask if you ate knowing they haven’t eaten
December 12, 2024 at 12:55 AM
You’re gonna have to pry my Circle deals from my cold dead hands.
Given that ChatGPT has time based restraints, I’m gonna need a prorated refund for this down time. We all are. Get that checkbook ready OpenAI
December 12, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Given that ChatGPT has time based restraints, I’m gonna need a prorated refund for this down time. We all are. Get that checkbook ready OpenAI
4th gen Libra 🙌🏾 Me, my mama, her mama and HER mama - all Libras. 💁🏽♀️
What’s yo sign vs. yo Mama sign ♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️♒️♓️💨🌎🔥🌊
December 11, 2024 at 11:06 PM
4th gen Libra 🙌🏾 Me, my mama, her mama and HER mama - all Libras. 💁🏽♀️
Yes! Let’s air out this imposter ass substance. It’s the Shaun King of sweets…
The only chocolate that’s disgusting (and not actual chocolate) is white chocolate!
Ok since we all on B.S. today, CHOCOLATE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. IDGAF WHAT YALL SAY. FIGHT ME. LINE UP FOR THE FADE. YOU NEED THAT?? #Blacksky
December 11, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Yes! Let’s air out this imposter ass substance. It’s the Shaun King of sweets…
Can’t lie, getting strong Michael Scoffield vibes from WA(P)luigi. Everything about that arrest screams “Aha, I wanted to go to jail.” Anybody see any tats? 👀
December 10, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Can’t lie, getting strong Michael Scoffield vibes from WA(P)luigi. Everything about that arrest screams “Aha, I wanted to go to jail.” Anybody see any tats? 👀
The person who dropped a dime on The Claims Adjuster being a Boomer tracks. Far too many of them never outgrew their hall monitor tendencies 🙄 That’s why they like HOAs. Weirdos. GO LAY DOWN!
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December 10, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The person who dropped a dime on The Claims Adjuster being a Boomer tracks. Far too many of them never outgrew their hall monitor tendencies 🙄 That’s why they like HOAs. Weirdos. GO LAY DOWN!