Eli Bates
@elibates.bsky.social
culture nerd, emperor of the damned, etc.
They honestly should lean even further into it and just have her go full Austin Powers
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
They honestly should lean even further into it and just have her go full Austin Powers
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED?!
October 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED?!
Just imagining him jumping out of bed and singing it like Stan Smith in the American Dad intro, before anyone has even had a single thought about coffee
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Just imagining him jumping out of bed and singing it like Stan Smith in the American Dad intro, before anyone has even had a single thought about coffee
At least once a month I think about his histrionic “HE COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!!!” and burst out laughing
September 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
At least once a month I think about his histrionic “HE COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!!!” and burst out laughing
Every time I see him judging someone else’s mental fabric I remember when he shot a copy of the New York Times
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Every time I see him judging someone else’s mental fabric I remember when he shot a copy of the New York Times
Misread the headline as Noah Feldman *being* the long game, which is probably only slightly less insane than whatever the hell bad faith opinion he has in this article
August 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Misread the headline as Noah Feldman *being* the long game, which is probably only slightly less insane than whatever the hell bad faith opinion he has in this article
We’re cookin early!!!
August 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We’re cookin early!!!
My theory: they did that so it makes sense to people when Netflix loses the rights to the first movie
July 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My theory: they did that so it makes sense to people when Netflix loses the rights to the first movie
Computer maybe bad? But also, computer maybe good.
July 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Computer maybe bad? But also, computer maybe good.
Those four panels have come back to me at so many dark points in my life.
July 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Those four panels have come back to me at so many dark points in my life.
I watch just about all Marvel but even I couldn’t finish this one, just a failure across the board
July 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I watch just about all Marvel but even I couldn’t finish this one, just a failure across the board
I was about to say “hang this in the Louvre” but alas,
July 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I was about to say “hang this in the Louvre” but alas,
I just did this because of this post and put it on a ribeye for me and the wife for dinner and it absolutely slaps.
July 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just did this because of this post and put it on a ribeye for me and the wife for dinner and it absolutely slaps.
God she fucking sucks lmao
June 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
God she fucking sucks lmao
They should have used the BOFA picture.
June 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They should have used the BOFA picture.
HCTP is such a banger
June 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
HCTP is such a banger
YESSSSS! The original Hayter Rave powered all my workouts in 2023, can’t wait for this
June 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
YESSSSS! The original Hayter Rave powered all my workouts in 2023, can’t wait for this
I legit thought you deleted your account because you hated it that much lol
June 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I legit thought you deleted your account because you hated it that much lol
